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Old 03-10-2004, 07:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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who would win a fight game

Just put who you would think would win and WHY then post you own question on who would win between....

For an example:
ME: Who would win in a fight between Martha Steward and Jenny Craig?

YOU: Right now Jenny Craig because she has a whole army of fat hungry women on her side who would "eat Martha up" but i think martha would win after her vaction in breaking big rocks into little rocks prison.

YOU: who would win ....

ok i'll start off

Who would win in fight between lawyer in a shark suit and a pack of pirranas?
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Old 03-10-2004, 08:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, that depends on the venue. If it's on land, the Lawyer wins, but only if he's wearing golf shoes. If there's more than 2" of water in the ring, the Piranha skeletonize the lawyer in 5 seconds (and then spend the rest of their lives throwing up).

Mike Tyson and that jackass who broke the other guy's neck in the Colorado/Edmondton Game yesterday (3/10). Both wearing skates.
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Old 03-10-2004, 08:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the lawyer would win because no matter what he'd sue the pirhanas for intentionally causing grevious bodily harm
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Bertuzzi (the jackass) would win the fight, Tyson wouldn't be able to stand longer than a second on a pair of skates.
(he plays for Vancouver, don't drag the oilers into this )

But the real winner would be Don King, who would make millions on the fight.

Super Mario vs. Tony Soprano
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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in think that maybe if Mario ate some shrooms, he might bet big enough balls to whack Tony with a pipe wrench, but Tony's packing a gun, and he's never alone, so if Luigi came in they might have to make it a family issue.
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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who would win a fight between:

Steve Buscemi and Homer Simpson?
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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gahhh if you answer the question you have to POST A NEW FIGHT QUESTION!!!!

opps too slow sorry

homer because he can take a cannon to the stomac and still keep on ticking. Can Steve Buscemi do the same? i think not lol

who would win in a fight (not a race but a fight) speedy gonzales and the road runner? (a interspecies cock fight? lol)
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Old 03-11-2004, 11:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Speedy would drop all kinds of Pancho Villa Shit on Road Runners Ass.

Who would win a fight between Craig Kilborn & Conan O'Brien?
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Old 03-11-2004, 12:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Conan because besides being a freaken red headed giant he also has a cool first name Conan.

who would win in a fight a bunch of Leprechauns or santa's elves?
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Old 03-11-2004, 01:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Next up, Halx, or Ron Jeremy...
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Old 03-11-2004, 02:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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halx of course have you seen his monster....

A cat fight between Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz! *drools and pants*
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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The answer here, is a tie. Everyone is a winner if they ever fought!

Howsabout.... Pikachu vs. Meatwad?
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Pikachu. He's cuter.

Tag team match: Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes vs The Olsen Twins
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Hilary and Amanda, because Amanda is insanely evil and annoying and crazy. *nods*

Astronauts or cavemen? ("Do the astronauts have weapons?" "NO!")
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:59 PM   #16 (permalink)
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cavemen, there fricken savage.

Bruce Lee VS, Jet Li
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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cavemen, there fricken savage.

Bruce Lee VS, Jet Li
Bruce Lee all the way. Higher kicker, faster puncher. Beating up Kareem Abdul Jabar is also very commendable. And he sets the trend for all those copy cats later on.

Zeus and Thor?
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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hmmm Zeus, the king of the Greek Gods versus Thor, a Norse deity known for his combat prowess. The Hammer vs the Lightning Bolt.

Im going with Thor, for no other reason than that I've always felt he was one of the coolest Gods ever.


next bout:

J-Lo vs Madonna in a no-holds-barred cage match.
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Old 03-11-2004, 11:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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J-Lo, She can use her big ass to her advantage. Use your imagination.....heheheeheheheh

Ninja Gaiden V. that Halo guy ?
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Old 03-12-2004, 07:07 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Ninja Gaiden. Because the only thing cooler than a ninja is two ninjas.

Chris Farley vs. John Belushi in a drinking contest.
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Old 03-12-2004, 08:08 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i think Chris Farley because his superiour mass would be able to absorb more alcohol. Also he's funnier (oh my god...did he just say that) ;oP

Mr. T vs. Sir Isaac Newton
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Newton would drop some science on Mr T, and make him fall out of one of the airplanes he was afraid to ride in in the A*team.

how bout Leon the Professional and the Punisher?
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Old 03-13-2004, 09:04 AM   #23 (permalink)
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The Punisher would win this one... he is avenging the death of his own family not the family of a friend... His anger runs deep from personal loss...

P diddy vs Russell Simmons
 
Old 03-13-2004, 05:52 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Im not entirely sure I know who Russell Simmons is (I've heard the name before and believe he is a big name in the hip-hop/rap scene) but I am 100% sure he would kick P Diddy's ass. P Diddy is a punk and a pussy.

edit: next up is Hello Kitty vs Garfield
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:06 PM   #25 (permalink)
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if you've ever been to Japan, you'd realise that Hello Kitty is bigger than EVERYTHING.
soon, Hello Kitty will be taking over the United Nations and then there will be no stopping her. she will even achieve global domination before Halx (sorry dude...)

so this would be no contest... Hello Kitty would destroy Garfield, his owner and his cartoonist.


next up...

Cheney and Rummy. no holds barred.
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:12 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Garfield's ass is grass. If that fat slob could even manage to hit Hello Kitty, he'd be jumped by Hello Kitty's millions of fanatic schoolgirl minions.

Jean Claude Van Damme vs. Stephen Segal

Edit - Doh, beat me to it, but at least we agree. And as a sidenote, Garfield and I have the same birthday, right down to the year.
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:30 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Jean Claude VAn Damme would wipe the floor with Segal's ass. His kicks and punches looks more real than Segal's.


a BIG one:

Legolas vs Aragorn ?
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Old 03-16-2004, 07:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Legolas is just a punk elf sure he can jump around and really kick donkey butt but can he call some thousands of dead cowards to fight his battels? no well ok i would go with Legolas then.

godzilla vs voltron?
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Old 03-17-2004, 06:35 PM   #29 (permalink)
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As much as I love Godzilla, Voltron takes this, he could prolly withstand Godzilla's heat ray, after that Voltron chops him up into kibbles and bits.

Handicap match! Hulk vs Spiderman, Daredevil, Blade, and every mutant from the X-men (all movie versions, not comic versions)
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:29 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Xavier would win then. Using "celebro" and concentrate his mind on those other mofos for a minute and they'd be dead superheroes bitches.

Petter Griffen vs. Homer Simpson
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I say Homer, all that radiation is bound to have given him some sort of super power.

To piggyback offa KellyC's post...

Aragorn or Katsumoto (the guy from The Last Samurai)
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Old 03-18-2004, 11:20 AM   #32 (permalink)
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oh dude it has to be Katsumoto unless the emperor says something stupid like oh i dont want you to win. lol

whos avatar would win in a fight Kewpie Dan's or clifclav's?
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Old 03-18-2004, 01:16 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Kewpie Dans of course. ClifClav is too stupid drunk to lift a finger. Erkle will have that bottle broken over his head before he can say, "NORM!!!!"

Who would win a fight between President Bush and Former President Clinton???
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Old 03-18-2004, 01:47 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Bush would premptively bomb the crap out of Clinton before he even showed up on the premise that there was intellegence that he was smuggling potentially cholestoral filled McDonald's burgers to obese children.


Who would win between Ghandi and Mother Theresa?
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Old 03-18-2004, 06:45 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Mother Theresa of course. Ghandi would be like i will starve myself until you quit fighting me and say i win. Mother Theresa would be like ok starve biotch. Iam off to save the poor with the money i get from your bones.

who would win in a fight George Carlin or or the guy who invented the far side comic?
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Old 03-20-2004, 07:12 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Since I haven't heard of either of them Cclearly George Carlin would win,
1. He has a name
2. His name is George... Cmon

Hitler vs Saddam vs Osama
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Old 03-20-2004, 09:40 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Well... Lets see, Hitler was a closet homo, Saddam hid in a hole for like what 5 months... so he's out. Osama wins with 40 suicide bomber guys....

Next: Bernadette VS SiN in a naked KY Jelly match...
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Old 03-20-2004, 10:18 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Another case of everybody wins, there! I have got to go with Bernadette, though, merely because I can remeber more of her posts.

OK, Keanu Reeves vs Patrick Swayze?
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Old 03-21-2004, 07:44 AM   #39 (permalink)
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"Roadhouse" Patrick Swayze would rock Keanu Reeves.

Love vs Hate
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Old 03-21-2004, 03:44 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I think hate would sucker punch love before the fight actually started, and then it would just go down hill from there. Hate winning.

Next: Tastes Great! VS Less Filling!
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