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who would win a fight game
Just put who you would think would win and WHY then post you own question on who would win between....
For an example: ME: Who would win in a fight between Martha Steward and Jenny Craig? YOU: Right now Jenny Craig because she has a whole army of fat hungry women on her side who would "eat Martha up" but i think martha would win after her vaction in breaking big rocks into little rocks prison. YOU: who would win .... ok i'll start off Who would win in fight between lawyer in a shark suit and a pack of pirranas? |
Well, that depends on the venue. If it's on land, the Lawyer wins, but only if he's wearing golf shoes. If there's more than 2" of water in the ring, the Piranha skeletonize the lawyer in 5 seconds (and then spend the rest of their lives throwing up).
Mike Tyson and that jackass who broke the other guy's neck in the Colorado/Edmondton Game yesterday (3/10). Both wearing skates. |
the lawyer would win because no matter what he'd sue the pirhanas for intentionally causing grevious bodily harm
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Bertuzzi (the jackass) would win the fight, Tyson wouldn't be able to stand longer than a second on a pair of skates.
(he plays for Vancouver, don't drag the oilers into this :) ) But the real winner would be Don King, who would make millions on the fight. Super Mario vs. Tony Soprano |
in think that maybe if Mario ate some shrooms, he might bet big enough balls to whack Tony with a pipe wrench, but Tony's packing a gun, and he's never alone, so if Luigi came in they might have to make it a family issue.
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who would win a fight between:
Steve Buscemi and Homer Simpson? |
gahhh if you answer the question you have to POST A NEW FIGHT QUESTION!!!!
opps too slow sorry homer because he can take a cannon to the stomac and still keep on ticking. Can Steve Buscemi do the same? i think not lol who would win in a fight (not a race but a fight) speedy gonzales and the road runner? (a interspecies cock fight? lol) |
Speedy would drop all kinds of Pancho Villa Shit on Road Runners Ass.
Who would win a fight between Craig Kilborn & Conan O'Brien? |
Conan because besides being a freaken red headed giant he also has a cool first name Conan.
who would win in a fight a bunch of Leprechauns or santa's elves? |
Wife: "Leprechauns!"
Me: "Why?" Wife: "Cause they're evil" Next up, Halx, or Ron Jeremy... |
halx of course have you seen his monster....
A cat fight between Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz! *drools and pants* |
The answer here, is a tie. Everyone is a winner if they ever fought!
Howsabout.... Pikachu vs. Meatwad? |
Pikachu. He's cuter.
Tag team match: Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes vs The Olsen Twins |
Hilary and Amanda, because Amanda is insanely evil and annoying and crazy. *nods*
Astronauts or cavemen? ("Do the astronauts have weapons?" "NO!") |
cavemen, there fricken savage.
Bruce Lee VS, Jet Li |
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Zeus and Thor? |
hmmm Zeus, the king of the Greek Gods versus Thor, a Norse deity known for his combat prowess. The Hammer vs the Lightning Bolt.
Im going with Thor, for no other reason than that I've always felt he was one of the coolest Gods ever. next bout: J-Lo vs Madonna in a no-holds-barred cage match. |
J-Lo, She can use her big ass to her advantage. Use your imagination.....heheheeheheheh :D
Ninja Gaiden V. that Halo guy ? |
Ninja Gaiden. Because the only thing cooler than a ninja is two ninjas.
Chris Farley vs. John Belushi in a drinking contest. |
i think Chris Farley because his superiour mass would be able to absorb more alcohol. Also he's funnier (oh my god...did he just say that) ;oP
Mr. T vs. Sir Isaac Newton |
Newton would drop some science on Mr T, and make him fall out of one of the airplanes he was afraid to ride in in the A*team.
how bout Leon the Professional and the Punisher? |
The Punisher would win this one... he is avenging the death of his own family not the family of a friend... His anger runs deep from personal loss...
P diddy vs Russell Simmons |
Im not entirely sure I know who Russell Simmons is (I've heard the name before and believe he is a big name in the hip-hop/rap scene) but I am 100% sure he would kick P Diddy's ass. P Diddy is a punk and a pussy.
edit: next up is Hello Kitty vs Garfield |
if you've ever been to Japan, you'd realise that Hello Kitty is bigger than EVERYTHING.
soon, Hello Kitty will be taking over the United Nations and then there will be no stopping her. she will even achieve global domination before Halx (sorry dude...) so this would be no contest... Hello Kitty would destroy Garfield, his owner and his cartoonist. next up... Cheney and Rummy. no holds barred. |
Garfield's ass is grass. If that fat slob could even manage to hit Hello Kitty, he'd be jumped by Hello Kitty's millions of fanatic schoolgirl minions.
Jean Claude Van Damme vs. Stephen Segal Edit - Doh, beat me to it, but at least we agree. And as a sidenote, Garfield and I have the same birthday, right down to the year. |
Jean Claude VAn Damme would wipe the floor with Segal's ass. His kicks and punches looks more real than Segal's.
a BIG one: Legolas vs Aragorn ? |
Legolas is just a punk elf sure he can jump around and really kick donkey butt but can he call some thousands of dead cowards to fight his battels? no well ok i would go with Legolas then.
godzilla vs voltron? |
As much as I love Godzilla, Voltron takes this, he could prolly withstand Godzilla's heat ray, after that Voltron chops him up into kibbles and bits.
Handicap match! Hulk vs Spiderman, Daredevil, Blade, and every mutant from the X-men (all movie versions, not comic versions) |
Xavier would win then. Using "celebro" and concentrate his mind on those other mofos for a minute and they'd be dead superheroes bitches.
Petter Griffen vs. Homer Simpson |
I say Homer, all that radiation is bound to have given him some sort of super power.
To piggyback offa KellyC's post... Aragorn or Katsumoto (the guy from The Last Samurai) |
oh dude it has to be Katsumoto unless the emperor says something stupid like oh i dont want you to win. lol
whos avatar would win in a fight Kewpie Dan's or clifclav's? |
Kewpie Dans of course. ClifClav is too stupid drunk to lift a finger. Erkle will have that bottle broken over his head before he can say, "NORM!!!!"
Who would win a fight between President Bush and Former President Clinton??? |
Bush would premptively bomb the crap out of Clinton before he even showed up on the premise that there was intellegence that he was smuggling potentially cholestoral filled McDonald's burgers to obese children.
Who would win between Ghandi and Mother Theresa? |
Mother Theresa of course. Ghandi would be like i will starve myself until you quit fighting me and say i win. Mother Theresa would be like ok starve biotch. Iam off to save the poor with the money i get from your bones.
who would win in a fight George Carlin or or the guy who invented the far side comic? |
Since I haven't heard of either of them Cclearly George Carlin would win,
1. He has a name 2. His name is George... Cmon Hitler vs Saddam vs Osama |
Well... Lets see, Hitler was a closet homo, Saddam hid in a hole for like what 5 months... so he's out. Osama wins with 40 suicide bomber guys....
Next: Bernadette VS SiN in a naked KY Jelly match... |
Another case of everybody wins, there! I have got to go with Bernadette, though, merely because I can remeber more of her posts.
OK, Keanu Reeves vs Patrick Swayze? |
"Roadhouse" Patrick Swayze would rock Keanu Reeves.:p
Love vs Hate |
I think hate would sucker punch love before the fight actually started, and then it would just go down hill from there. Hate winning.
Next: Tastes Great! VS Less Filling! |
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