Liquor Dealer

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Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

mirevolver

No, God just happens to think Tesla coils are cool.

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Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

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Yes, God is mad at liberals. That's why He makes lighting -it's God's way of saying "I will strike you down and kill you if you don't make Ann Coultier your leader."

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bernadette

god is just trying to reach out & touch someone.

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Fly

who are we talkin' about here?


seems to me, mother nature is the one who's pissed.

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Sue

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Teg yw edrych tuag adref.

KellyC

God is not pissed..We just happen to catch him sneezing.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Karby

no offense, but i think she's ugly.

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Latch

God's Drunk? That'd explain alot.. like the platypus....

feelgood

No, God's telling little Johnny in Mexico that 1+1 is not 1
No, God's just doing some target practicing in case he gets mad
No, God's just playing a game of hide and hit em with thunder bolts
No, God's just showing off to the hot goddness from the other universe
No, God's just showing off his size of his power
No, God is spanking little Johnny in Mexico for tossing McDonald cup in the ditch
No, God found out that Latch has been hiding his pron collection from his little brother
No, God is just coughing
No, God is just trying to show off so that he can pick up another Jewish chick
No, God is just telling us to quit fucking around
No, God just discovered he has the power of thunderbolt
No, God is trying to power up a small village that is in the middle of a blackout
No, God is trying to tell Adam that the apple is good and the snake is bad
No, God is having a twitch
No, God is just telling us that all of our bases belongs to him
No, God is just trying to keep hell from entering Earth
No, God is sayin that he'd hit it
No, God is happy and decides to unleash his thunderbolt
No, God is happy that Calgary Flames beat Ottawa 4-2
No, God is happy that he gets 1 million channel on his television
No, God was just hammering a nail and hit his thumb and cried out "GODDAMNIT!" and zaps himself for bad mouthing himself
No, Cupid found God's super duper thunderbolt 3000 and thought it was the latest bow and arrow technology
No, Zeus wanted his chair back and thought to let God know about his protest

And more importantly...
No, God is telling me to quit coming up with stupid reasons why he's not pissed

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

Fremen

God is in an artistic mood.

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rockzilla

No! He's angry!

:::OshnSoul:::

That's beautiful and a very powerful act of nature.
Just like the ocean, or winds, or tornados............
I know they can be dangerous and destructive, but if people see the beauty and perfection of them and be aware and think logically of the consequences of not being cautious around them, that is where we lose lives, therefore making us think that "God is pissed" and so forth. All of these natural events are needed for life to exist and for the earth to keep evolving. All things have a reason. And they all have their beauty.

bundy

thats just lightning.
there is no god.

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floydthebarber

Listen to Bundy, he speaks the truth..

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CSflim

God can't aim for shit!

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