Synonyms for "Buddy" or "Chief" etc.
 

I need help. My friends and I at work have a game where we try to always one up one another by calling each other by one of those annoying nicknames that older, usually clueless people, call younger people. Examples are Buddy, Chief, Tiger, Sport, Pal, etc. It has become quite a fun way to break up the mundane day to day b.s of office life. However, our creative juices have apparently dried up and we are getting a lot of repeats lately. I ask you to help me to reinstill comedy into my daily drudgery by giving me some ideas for new names...

(I am hoping that enough people post...this could be good).

the dude who owns our neighborhood bar-n-grill calls everyone "boss".

then there's always:
captain, scooter, cupcake, master, big pants, homey, sargeant asstard, lieutenant loser-face, captain obvious (or just captain O), stud muffin, sparky...

eh... i think i might be straying off your course of plan, junior.

Hoss.
I can't count how many times I say "Whats up, Hoss" every day.

Ace, Ghost Rider, Corporal, Kiddo...

...I'm fresh out.

Yeah...go with hoss, thats a good one....or roosta piss, sluggo, or majora. What up majora?

junior, bubba, tiny, shyster, mack, doc, goomba (may offend an italian), kemosabe, hombre, farmer john, chappie, chubs.

that's all i got for now.

I get "Red" a lot... but thats a little too specific. Boss, Hoss, bud, kiddo, kid... thats about all i hear.

Partner, champ, ace, homie, cowboy, skippy, buster, bro, cat, dawg, Petey, Little Petey, Big Petey, Re-Petey. ;)

slacker, chiefy, dude, man, slappy, doink, bud, buddy,

mate, pal, cobber, sunshine, nackers, clackers

Homeslice? Too modern?

"My old" or "my dear old" followed by pretty much anything. Fruit, fishstick, donkeypuncher, tea cozy, whatever.

Sonny, Whippersnapper,

-That's all I got.

Oh man! How the hell did I forget Whippersnapper?!

As our local society "browns' Patron is becoming much more common.

Sargent, boss

think of wolverine-
hey bub.

also: m'lord. hombre. mon amie. comrad. chump.

nobody mentioned a classic...

Big guy

let's not forget scooter.

kid, guy, stud, manard, guido, slugger, playa, partner....

'ckin' weasel...

How about Champ?

::txlovely is forced to edit::
Damn - missed Fremen's post - champ was out of the running.

dickhead, asshole, dumbfuck...is this what you mean?
:D

i'd go with PRINK..........


half prick and half dink..................PRINK...

trust me

Sparky

Dutch

The Big Kahuna, Mr. Mojo, El Capitan, Amigo (might have been said) - I'll try to think of more

Although it's not old-timey, I'm partial to 'Dudeman', given a choice between calling someone 'dude' or 'man', I choose both.

Chip, Susan, ladies(when in a group), Tonto, Shorty, Butch, Spanky, Bucko, Scooby-Doo, and Toto.

I like the word "slick" as in "Hey Slick!"

At work they they use "Easy Money" all the time.

my friends's grandpa was called "commander" by his buddies.

But i say go with boss, that's a classic

guvna and Jack are all I can come up with at the moment

flipper, scrimshaw, whiffle, hammerhead, and dickcheese!

Bro?