bernadette

how annoying.

do you frequently get them or not?

i rarely get them, but i have hiccups right now...

arghhhhhhhh

i've seen one of my dogs be plagued with hiccups a few times.
so i know it's not just us people that hiccup. such a crazy thing.

<input type='submit' value='hiccup' onClick="alert('omg hiccup');">

Batman976

omg hiccup

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Latch

oh.. my.. god.. hiccup

lucidity

I work with this girl who has the craziest remedies for hiccups. One is, light a match... dip the match in water...then drink the water through a napkin. I'm sorry, but that's just too silly to even attempt. I get hiccups almost every time I drink soda and I'd rather just sit n hiccup.

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paddyjoe

This photo has nothing to do with hiccups, but there it was on google.



so sue me

Fremen

<input type='submit' value='I like to hiccup.' onClick="alert('hiccup!');">

<input type='submit' value='I like to sneeze.' onClick="alert('sneeze!!!');">

<input type='submit' value='I like to hug.' onClick="alert('Me hugs bernie. ~8-)');">

Astrocloud

<form>
<select name="selector">
<option value="I say excuse me ">When I hiccup
<option value="I cover my mouth">When I yawn
<option value="Yawn... excuse me!">I'm very sleepy
</select>
<input type="button" value="Bite Me" onClick="alert(form.selector.options[form.selector.selectedIndex].value)">
</form>

Beanie

does anyone else hiccup when they take their first drink of soda or beer or anything carbonated?

Shpoop

i do beanie, but usually only if its after a handful of fries or something i ate very quickly...but i only get one, not a whole set

bernadette

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Astrocloud

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Astrocloud

<input type='submit' value='Why did the baboon groom the bride?' onClick="alert('He wanted to throw lice');">

bernadette

<input type='submit' value='Freman' onClick="alert('awww Hugs you back! *MWAH*');">

<input type='submit' value='Paddyjoe' onClick="alert('Hooray! MONKEYS! oh yeah *hug*');">

<input type='submit' value='Astrocloud' onClick="alert('you just leave me speechless. wtf *hugs* anyway');">

<input type='submit' value='Beanie' onClick="alert('no. that does not happen to me. *hug*');">

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Fly

*wishes he knew how to do that*

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Astrocloud

<input type='submit' value='bernadette' onClick="alert('You forgot poor batman976');">

bernadette

<input type='submit' value='astro' onClick="alert('omg yer so right');">

<input type='submit' value='BATMAN!' onClick="alert('OMG hiccup i did not mean to forget you *hug*');">

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bernadette

<input type='submit' value='flyman' onClick="alert('see below *hug*');">

&input type='submit' value='whatever' onClick="alert('fer realz');"$

substitute < for &
substitute > for $
substitute whatever for what you want your button to say
substitute fer realz for your choice of alert message

it's easy!

ps don't include any quote marks inside of your substitute messages.

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Astrocloud

<form>
<select name="selector">
<option value="This is cooler than straight buttons ">bernadette
<option value="Not all java controls work, how do you know what does?">bernadette too
<option value="Hit quote to see how we do this... and don't forget to remove the quote crap">flyman
</select>
<input type="button" value="What?" onClick="alert(form.selector.options[form.selector.selectedIndex].value)">
</form>

:::OshnSoul:::

Ya, I love that episode! I think I have it on VHS............


The ultimate cure for hiccups is to completely inhale and exhale COMPLETELY and AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE until they are gone. Only take 1-2 minutes at the most.

mastboyx

ok im confused, but yet entertained so ok

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Fly

damn dude............there's alot of shit there.

gonna try though..........gimme awhile eh?

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bernadette

<form>
<select name="selector">
<option value="a female deer">do, a deer
<option value="lalalala ">do re mi
<option value="doh!">fa so la ti
<option value="thanks astro. i'm saving this code.">did it work?
</select>
<input type="button" value="sing now" onClick="alert(form.selector.options[form.selector.selectedIndex].value)">
</form>

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bernadette

ps.
<i>Not all java controls work, how do you know what does?</i>

nope. i do not know...
i am a web coder infant.

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Fly

now you're talkin' my kinda action.......

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bernadette

flyman... hehehe

think "the sound of music"
not doing a dear, a female dear...

<b>solfège</b>
Pronunciation: säl-'fezh
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from Italian solfeggio
1 : the application of the sol-fa syllables to a musical scale or to a melody
2 : a singing exercise especially using sol-fa syllables; also : practice in sight-reading vocal music using the sol-fa syllables

do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-doh!

&hearts;

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splck

<input type='submit' value='bernadette' onClick="alert('thanks for the instructions ');">

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Batman976

<form>
<select name="selector">
<option value="be cool like you guys">I want to
<option value="nothing cool to say.">but I have
<option value="help me out?">Can anyone
</select>
<input type="button" value="Fun!" onClick="alert(form.selector.options[form.selector.selectedIndex].value)">
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bernadette

<input type='submit' value='OMG' onClick="alert('i have teh hiccups... again!');">

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bernadette

man. i am totally gonna hafta bookmark this thread.

re-reading it made me lose my hiccups.
hot damn!

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Crack

elipses are cool!

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Goin' Down
Monkees


Sock it to me...

Floatin' down the river
With a saturated liver
And I wish I could forgive her
But I do believe she meant it
When she told me to forget it
And I bet she will regret it
When they find me in the morning wet and drowned
And the word gets 'round
Goin' down
Goin' down

Coming' up for air
It's pretty stuffy under there
I'd like to say I didn't care
But I forgot to leave a note
And it's so hard to stay afloat
I'm soakin' wet without a boat
And I knew I should have taken off my shoes
It's front page news
Goin' down
Goin' down

I wish I had another drink
It wouldn't be so hard to sink
I should have taken time to think
Besides I got the picture straight
She must have had another date
I didn't need this extra weight
I wish that I could see the way to shore
Don't want no more
Goin' down
I'm goin' down

And now I see the life I led
I slept it all away in bed
I should have learned to swim instead
And now it's really got me stumped
I can't believe why I jumped
I'd like to get my tummy pumped
I can't believe they drink this stuff in town
This dirty brown
Goin' down
Goin' down

I wish I looked before I leaped
I didn't know it was so deep
Been down so far I don't get wet
Haven't touched the bottom yet
This river scene is gettin' old
I'm hungry, sleepy, wet and cold
She told me to forget it nice
I should have taken her advice
I only want to go on home
I'd gladly leave that girl alone
What a way to spend the night
If I don't drown, I'll die of fright
My pappy taught me how to float
But I can't swim a single note
He threw me in to teach me how
I stayed there floatin' like a mama cow
And now I've floated way down stream
I know this has to be a dream
If I could find my way to shore
I'd never, never do this anymore
I'll give you three, I've been down nine
I'm goin' down just one more time.
Goin' down.
Goin' down.

Now the sky is gettin' light
An everything will be alright
Think I finally got the knack
Just floatin' here lazy on my back
I never really liked that town
I think I'll ride the river down
Just movin' slow and floatin' free
There's a river swingin' under me.
Waving back to the folks on shore
I should have thought of this before
I'm floatin' on down to New Orleans
Goin' to pick up on some swingin' scenes
I know I'll know a better day
I'll go down groovin' all the way
Goin' down
Goin' down

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qtpye4u84

When I hic up, its like I end up doing it for a week, but not straight so i will have it like 2 to 3 times a day but i havent hicuped for about3 months lol they are weird little suckers.
I just hold my breath then they go away.
When i was younger I was told that if you drink water standing on your head they will go away lol.

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zaiaz

No Sorry I usually ..BurP

When i get the hiccups I usually can't stop until about 10 to 15 min later.

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sadistikdreams

<input type='submit' value='movin to the country' onClick="alert('gonna eat me alot of peaches. ');">

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jujueye

Few believe me on this, but coughing clears it up. It takes a slow breath in to not hiccup. Then...just cough a few times. It uses the same muscles...think about it.

Xiomar

A cough.. or... How can I explain...
While exhaling, make a loud noise.. Do it quickly too. Like a 'AAAH'.
It will stimulate the "muscles"? that are spazzin. Usually they stop. Do it by yourself, or in public, cough.. lest ye look like an ass.

Cherry

Ok, you guys are completely nuts.

I like that a lot.

I rarely get the hiccups. When I do, I only hiccup once or twice and I'm done with it. I consider myself lucky in this respect.

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anleja

<input type='submit' value='correct?' onClick="alert('YES! I figured it out...');">

anleja

<input type='submit' value='here is a sandwich' onClick="alert ('just kidding make your own damn sandwhich I am not your maid');">

fallenangel

<input type=submit value=Did It Work? onClick=alert(Yes!);>

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