*Nikki*

pigglet-Your page is probably set up to only show a certain number of threads at one time. The thread is actually still there, just on another page you can't see. Just go into the southeast section and go to the bottom of the page and click on the area that lets you select how you view your threads. Choose to view them all and you will see everything, even old stuff, that is there.

*Nikki*

flyman-As far as I know stores carry those peppers year round. They ship them in from warmer climates. If that is not the case where you live you can always resort to the ones that are in the jars. They are pretty good also.

roadkill-I love this thread. It is my favorite thread on all of TFP. Thank you

pig

nikki - thanks for the reply. it's all healed up...

fly - got an ethnic grocery store in the area? otherwise, for a man who likes his greens...might think about a flourescent light and a window garden?

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JumpinJesus

nikki, thank you for calming my fears of having to out my cat. However, something even more troubling has arisen that I'm hoping you can help explain or put me at ease.

I have a half gallon of milk in my fridge. the expiration date is still a week away but there is a definite odd odor eminating from within the jug. I drank some anyways and now I'm seeing rainbows everywhere and I could swear the painting on my living room wall just winked at me. My question is this: Has milk become a narcotic, and if so, am I in danger of going to jail for drinking it?

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*Nikki*

I love milk myself and I drink about a gallon a week. I even drink milk that is past the date if it doesn't smell funky I mean who the hell knows when milk is going to expire anyhow? How can anyone presume to know such information?
As far as the hallucinations go, well that sounds like an added bonus to drinking the milk. You know they give cows all of those steroids......
My advice is not to drink and drive.

-:mantra:-

Hey Nikki, been awhile since I've logged on but it's good to see that your still spanking naughty boys who deserve it. Although it does seem as if the thread has been highjacked by acidheads who are having strange relations with their cat. Lets get back to the subject at hand.....

iamtheone

Nikki, I think I am in love with you. Can we get married now?

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paddyjoe

First of all *Nikki*, anyone that doesn't respect your *'s, doesn't deserve your hand in marriage.

Second, what's up with your photography? Anything new to share? I miss you over on the photo boards.

xoxo

iamtheone

Hate the game yo, don't hate the playa.

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chickentribs

Nikki - saw somewhere along the thread that you know your way around Chicago. Any advice as to clubs or places to go for somebody who enjoys finding a little of the underbelly of the city?? Came from LA a while ago and haven't had time to find any of the alternative scene here. Nothing specific really - I tend to enjoy anything that draws an unusual crowd and I don't scare easy.... Thanks ~

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Averett

*Nikki*, I've been having some really weird dreams lately.

Dream #1: Little children standing in my doorway watching me sleep. That one really freaked me out.

Dream #2: My boyfriend is in Las Vegas for work, and I had a dream that I went out there to meet him and I found him talking to a stripper behind a peep show door.

Dream #3: This was last night, I had a dream that along with my kitten Pumpkin, I had a few other cats. Pumpkin apparently became Evil Pumpkin and started attacking the other cats, nearly chewing one of the other cats legs off.

Now, Dream #2 sort of came true, as my boyfriend did go to a strip club in Vegas. Should I be worried that little children are going to break into my apartment and watch me sleep? Should I be worried that my cat is going to chew off my arm?

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wanderwal

Are there any pictures of you on this--or your--site? I vaguely remember a pic of you in a cute sundress a few VB versions ago...

*Nikki*

mantra-I like to answer all sorts of questions. This thread does say XXX but I guess that means different things to different people.

iamtheone-Why do you love me?

paddyjoe-Aww thanks I am always checking out your stuff. I still do a lot of photography but unfortunately my digital camera broke and I have really just been shooting analog. I am to lazy to get it converted to a digital format and to broke also most of the time. It sucks though....because I have done a lot of shooting lately. Thanks for asking

chicken-I know my way around there somewhat. As far as where to hang out and stuff, I don't really know that. I am just familiar with the area I used to live in and where family currently lives now. Sorry I can't help you much.

Averett-I don't get why everyone thinks that I am the dream expert all of a sudden! All I can say about dreams is that they usually reflect worries or concerns that you have in real life. Things that linger in your mind and you perhaps don't even really know how much they affect your day to day life. I know I have found this to be the case in my life. I hope this helps a little.

wanderwal-I don't know that I have ever worn a sundress. It is just recently that I started wearing a dress at all. For the most part I strongly dislike them. There are no pictures of me here or on my site. Close friends here have seen me and know what I look like. I am just not much of an Exhibitionist. I don't feel the need to get attention with my looks, I would much rather get attention with my words

spectre

Aww. I'm feeling left out here.

j/k

How was the Metallica/Godsmack concert?

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*Nikki*

Lets see I went to that back in April and it was fucking fantastic. I missed all of Godsmack except for two songs because of the long line to get in there Of course Metallica kicked ass and James had his shirt off most of the time. I had my eyes glued to the binoculars looking as his fine self while he played some awesome guitar. I can't wait to go again!!

JumpinJesus

*Nikki*,

You've been exceptionally helpful to me so far, so I figured I ask another question.

I've got 10 fingers and 10 toes. Do I really need all of them? A friend wants to trade me his 2nd season Will & Grace DVD set for my left pinkie and the middle toe on my right foot. Is this a good deal?

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Fly

how come i get this squishy feeling every time i see your name?

is it cuz of the *'s?

what's your plan for this weekend?

wanna come over and shoot some stick?

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Ofirethorn

*Nikki* your startes a SC post in regionals, are your really in SC?

*Nikki*

Jumpin-I would never trade anything for Will and Grace. I wouldn't even want it if someone gave it to me for free!

flyman-Awww....I make you squisy. I can honestly say that a man has never told me that before. Usually it is quite the opposite This weekend I went to the beach and sat around in my tan through bikini

Ofire- Hell yeah

Ofirethorn

Okay where can I meet a girl like you around this state?

Fly

why am i even more squishier now?

is it cuz of the mental picture i have of the tan through bikini?

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*Nikki*

Ofire-I am sorry to report that there is no one like me. I am 100% original.

flyman-It is also lepord print and I got it at Victoria's Secret. Unfortunately when I wear it, there are not many secrets that are kept.

Ofirethorn

Dammm okay well, So whats your favorate public place to have sex?

Fly

hmmmm........so can you give us a hint as to what the dimensions of these secrets are?

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Ofirethorn

and how we can get you out of them?

tarvuz

Nikki, being new to the forum I am not sure why folks are sending you questions. Is it just due to you being around for a long time?

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Nikki-
In your experience if a man drinks pineapple juice does it make his yogurt taste better? To follow up, when playing swallow the leader do you keep the prize or you throw it away?

*Nikki*

Ofire-My balcony

flyman-Wow, you didn't think I would actually answer that did you? I have to uphold my mystique.

Ofire-You will not succeed where others have failed.

tarvuz- Well I think it is a combination of a lot of things. Yes I have been here a very long time and people like to ask XXX and not so XXX questions. Everyone has things that they need answers to. So here is the place for that.

mbaha-I had my man drink a whole bunch of that stuff and I didn't notice any difference. As far as if I spit or swallow, you will have to read the rest of this thread to find the answer to that.

water_boy1999

Nikki, morning!!!!!
Strange question: I have been part of TFP for quite a while now and have contributed donations, had many good posts and feel I know quite a few people on here. However, I don't feel that people really know me, what I like to do, what I am all about. What do you know about me since I have been here?

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*Nikki*

I know that I have not had to warn you. I remember the people who screw up! Other then that I think that you are a outstanding individual who contributes greatly to this forum. As far as personal things go, well I don't know much at all. So why are you called water boy anyhow??

crossova

Nikki -
Presidential elections, who are you voting for?

Sharon

I have a recurring fantasy, and I've never been able to admit it to anyone because it just seems so perverted... in my dream, a man comes up behinds me, gags and blindfolds me and ties me up against my will.... then he tears all my clothes off and throws me into a sack, and suddenly what feels like 100 men reach their hands inside to rummage about and have their wicked way with me, and I am crying through my gag and they are trying to see just how much discomfort I can take.

Am I sick and demented? Everyone always thinks I'm a good, nice girl and I'd be terrified that anyone found out the truth about the real me.

Also, just wondering what the sickest sexual act (between consenting adults - so I'm not talking paedophilia or rape) that you have heard of or seen is.


Thanks,
Sharon

Ofirethorn

So *nikki* what is your favorate Porno?

*Nikki*

crossova-No one running for president interests me or has said anything that I believe will actually happen.

Sharon-There is nothing wrong with having a fantasy like that. Just make sure that you don't tell that fantasy to the wrong person. I usually don't go around looking to see sick fantasys though so I really can't answer that question. I stay away from that part of the internet. I much rather derive pleasure from things that are visually stimulating.

Ofire-I hate the word Porno. I much rather say "Porn". Anyhow I don't have a favorite one. There are some I like better then others but I have already answered this question before in this thread. I much rather have the real thing then watch someone else getting off.

paddyjoe

Hey *Nikki*

Just wanted to wish you a happy Sunday

Ofirethorn

Okay word association, please respond with the first thing that pops into your mind

Collars and cuffs

*Nikki*

paddy-Thank you very much

Ofire-A dress shirt worn by my man. He looks so fine when he is dressed up.

Fly

do you have any records?

you know,......LP's.


how about cassettes?

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water_boy1999

I am called waterboy because of my love for water sports. Love to wakeboard, ski, swim, etc.....It was a name I thought of back in 1999 and it kinda stuck. I am only waterboy on the internet, not in the real world.

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*Nikki*

flyman-Well I might.....but I think they are at my parents house. Yeah I do have a lot of old cassettes though. I am way to embarrassed to say which though