Is it in the Ladies Lounge?


Can I find my answers to my licking problem in there?

You better stay outta there if you know what is good for you.:)

*Nikki*~ what about whip cream without the cream?;)

California?!? What about "the other Washington"?
And how can we spoil You long-distantly?
:D

What's going on in there?
(maybe I'm afraid to know?...)

Do you promise I'll get a spanking if I leave out the *'s in your name?

and

You said you'd want to be stranded on an island with Brad Pitt. Would you rather have him him look like he did in Fight Club (if so, beginning or end of the movie), or like he did in in Interview Nith the Vampire

almost forgot

Edit: I fyou do decide to use yourself as your avatar, will you tell us?

Don't you find it rather pointless to put XXX Adults ONLY in the thread title when you have an avatar like that anyways? And these forums being full of sex everywhere...

k, real question. Do you prefer to dominate, or be dominated?

*Nikki* which voice in my head should i listen to? the one that is there and dominant 60% of the time... or should i listen to the one that is controlling my thoughts 40% of the time...

Oh how you flatter. I showed my girl your response. I was a little worried about her response, but she took it all in good humor. Cheers.

Okay, how 'bout a question...

What has the evolution of your favorite position been over the years?

Mine for instance started with a sort of missionary with girls ankles by her ears and has progressed through doggie to froggie to girl on top sitting up facing me.

Was ernest hemingway secretly gay?

So the licking thing is really off?


Are you sure?

Is that you in your avatar?

if you won the lottery today, would you go to work tomorrow?

richee-Whip without the cream?? Definately. You will just have to think of a way to spoil me long distance. Be creative!
The Ladies Lounge is off limits to to all you pervert men. It is the one clean wholesome place on this board:) Yeah right!

Mr.Self-Brad Pitt is so amazingly hot that I don't care how he looked. HOWEVER if I had my pick I would say how he looked in Fight Club or Legends Of The Fall. Of course there is something overwhelmingly sexy about a vampire, so, I would take that too.
Oh and anyone who leaves out the "*" in my name is in big trouble.

Kyp-There is nothing pointless to any move I make. Everything I do has a reason. I prefer to be dominated.

Jstrider-The evil one, whichever that is.

Eyeronic-That is interesting. I didn't realize there was an evolution of sexual postions. I guess I just switch from one to another without thinking that much into it. A favorite position is just a preferance. Having sex in just about any position is a turn on. Well except for one.

Boo-I wouldn't say that. He was just in touch with his fem side.

Wk-Try to lick me one more time, and I will send you right to BoCo.

NadAdam-THAT IS NOT ME IN MY AVATAR. I AM NOT A PORNSTAR FYI. Please do your homework!!!

sbscout-Hell no!! I would call all my friends, make them leave work, and go out and party!

holy christ.......this thread reads like a porno script don't you think?

like sbscout said about the lottery,would you call me to party too?

*damn that shavin' in the shower post is gonna be etched in my mind for awhile.*

flyman-I would definately call you. I would call a lot of other members here too. Hell if I won enough money I would even pay for all of you to fly out and party with me. I really can't think of a better way to celebrate.

Do you miss my rhetorical questions?

JD!!!!!!!!! I wondered where the hell you were. I MISS YA!!

I have a boo boo ....will you kiss it?

How do i change my screen name?! I just saw some else has a name like mine. I want to be my own person...

Also, name the place you want to have sex given the chance?

Atropos- You don't have to ask twice:)

Mr.Mojo-Ask Hal about the user name....
The place that I would like to have sex given the chance is Brad Pitt's bedroom. With him present. And participating.

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Deer are the only animals who can see the color yellow.

Could I lick BoCo than?


What would he do to me?

*Nikki*
What’s the craziest thing you or someone has said/shouted during the act of coitus?
It can be funny, sexy whatever was the most memorable.

WK- You know I am not 100% sure but I think he would pretty much beat your ass. Besides I am the only one who can lick him. So you gotta fight me first.

Mr.Mojo-I don't shout anything crazy. Maybe some moaning and dirty talking....that is about it. I am usually to caught up in the moment.

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

Spit or Swallow?

Are all guitar players hot?

Jadzia- I dont know because it is sour to begin with. That is one of those things that just is, with no reason.

qpid-I have already answered that. See previous questions.
Most guitar players are hot though.:)

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

How do you feel about breaking my heart... *tear*?


And you know I'm just joking around about the licking thing, right?


I would never lick someone that didn't want to be licked. And that found me to be fairly creepy and knome-like.

Jadzia-I saw this in 3.0 Wasn't the answer purple?

Wk-Do you have a heart to break?
Are you joking about the licking, or are you scared of BoCo?
I don't find you creepy or knome like. I don't think you know really at all what I think of you, or how I find you to be:)

Mold. I know from first hand experience.

Since I answered a question, I'll ask two.

1: You say that anyone who leaves out the *'s in your name will be in big trouble, but previously, you said the punishment would be spanking. Is there any way I can make sure the punishment is spanking and not something like .. a kick in the nuts?

2: Why do people like to hit my car when it's parked and defenseless? I finally got the fround-in paint off the door, and now the mirror has big gouges in it.

3: Can you track down these people and kill them for me?

4: How did two qeustions suddenly turn into four without me knowing why?

EDIT: I thought of another one

5: What's the best way to avoid razor-burn on sensitive skin?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

The "ULTIMATE" question (read the whole thread didn't see it, sorry if I missed it). How much do you weigh?

Also, maybe you should put "Not a porn star" in your sig or above your avatar. :D

do you shave "down there" or au natural?

which to do enjoy more: giving blowjobs or eating women out?

yay, first post!!! (and i got put the word blowjob in it!)

err... actually, second post. damn i'm forgetful. but it still blowjob! woot!

*Nikki*, don't you want to give me a big wet kiss for kicking your thread back to the first page?

why does it always feel so good? Every time.

Mr.Self D-Spanking, you got it!!
People who do stuff like that need their ass kicked.
I have tried tracking them down myself, but had no luck. Also I don't do any kinda "murder for hire" work, sorry.
Once people start asking...they just can't stop.
The best way to avoid razor burn is to use a top of really good shaving cream, not the cheap stuff, and take your time!!

Jadzia-Once again they are hoping that the general public is easily fooled by false advertising.

juan- I am 5'9" and 130 lbs.

sbscout-You get an "F" for research young man.

Mael-There is really no comparison to the two. I enjoy both throughly.

BoCo-Whatever it takes to make you happy, and then some....:)

Wrkime-What are we talking about? Then I might be able to help ya out.