How'd the weekend turn out?

How short are your shortest shorts?

Can I be your sugar daddy?

Would you hypothetically join my girlfriend and I in a threesome?

See TFP exhibition for photo.

My lady has already nixed any possibilty of this ever happening with anyone, for any reason, ever, but it'd be nice to know if it was ever even a possibilty.

Glad to see yea all and tfp is back

Re: Ask *Nikki*
 

Anything?

What is the largest object you have had inserted in an orofice?

having my parents walkin and ask to join

heres a question.. are you still answering questions? :> or is this thread long gone

classic question

if you were stranded on a dessert island who would you want to be stranded with and why?

Atropos4-Size 8.

Sun Tzu-You can never tell what I will do from moment to moment.

pazza-Can't say I have ever really had anything embaressing happen.

troit-Not good. I have been sick all weekend and didn't really leave the house.

BoCo-They barely cover my ass.

Go_AVS- You know we might be able to work something out there...

eyeronic-I will get back to you on that one!


spacecowboy-Glad to see you as well!

Mango- Why the hell would I want to do something like that?? Who wants to be streched out?

dule- I will be answering questions forever.

Atropos4-Brad Pitt. Do you need an explanation?:)

is it still possible for me to annoy you:D ;)

homer-Why would you want to annoy me?

I cant remember,

Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy...do you agree?

I just grew out a goatee, do I keep it, or go back to smooth shaven?

rogue-When you ask me the same question as I asked you, mine cancels yours out. Try again.

spec-Keep it!!

Will do. :)

I know you told me you didn't want me to ask these questions, but what do you think is the best fruit to use in play during sex?

spec- A banana? I don't know really, never have tried fruit. There are to many toys that are more interesting.

That wasn't quite what I meant. I meant more along the lines of strawberries with whip cream or something like that.

Which would embarrass you more: being on a date with a wannabee hip-hop dude who wore pants so baggy that he kept having to pull them up, a FUBU jacket, and a wifebeater, with a Raiders hat turned sideways; or a dude with pants so tight that they looked painted on, a giant belt buckle, boots with chromed tips, a cowboy hat and a string tie?

Also, why haven't I received a hug back yet? :(

*Nikki*~ after the infamous (that's: "More than Famous") "delete the post count" because of spamming, it seems like the TFP mood is somewhat somber.
Is it just my imagination?

Will the yellow rubber duck be ok?
How about the stuffed bear in bondage?

My tongue remains in cheek,
richeee

spec- Sorry. I didn't realize you were being romantic and not kinky. Yeah strawberries and whip cream are always nice. Then again so is just whip cream:). Who needs the strawberries?

BoCo-I would defiantely be more embarrassed my the later of the two. Hip-Hop attire is not the most attractive thing on everyone but I like it way more then skin tight. Then again I guess it would all matter who it was wearing it. Some guys would look good no matter what. Here is your hug ((((((((BOCO))))))))))). If you want anything more then that, we will have to talk later.:)

richeee-I don't think that is something you have to worry about.:)

Ashton-Actually California is becoming more and more appealing....there are quite a few people I wouldn't mind visiting there. :) You could still spoil me long-distance though:)

So, about the whole licking thing...

How 'bout it?

WK- I know some other girls around here who might let you lick them.

hehe :D He is such a hottie! He's my favorite hottie actor

Now you got me wondering

What other actors/actresses do you find intriguing or good looking?

WHO?

*Nikki*,

Did you work your PC muscles today? How many set do you do?

Atropos-Men-Billy Bob Thorton, Benicio Del Toro, Vin Diesel, Johnny Depp, Gary Sinese, Nicolas Cage and probably a lot more I can't think of right now. Now not all those guys can act, but I like how they look!!
Women-Angelina Jolie, Jamie Pressley(if you want to call her an actress), Ruth McGowan, Chalize Theron, Michelle Phiffer.

WK- wouldn't you like to know.

mr.mojo-I don't need to work them they are in excellent shape. now if I only had someone to test that out on.

Will you ask mammyhouse to let me get another tattoo?

Sure!!!! Why do you have to ask her though? Isn't it your body?
Ok here goes.....Mammyhouse can homer PLEASE get another tattoo?? He would look sooooooo good with it!!

nop didnt work all i get in reply is "Ahhh homer", can I kill her?

*Nikki*
No teasing... I'm at work.

How many women have you been with? and do you like to give or receive 'oral pleasure'

I had a ex who had great PC muscles, she was a former ballet dancer. Unbelievable muscle control… god I miss that vice like feeling. The term she uses was ‘milking’. So are you a ballet dancer or just work out alot?

Mr.Mojo-How many people I have been with is personal. Of course I like to give and receive oral pleasure, who doesn't??
I am very very far from a ballet dancer!! LOL Ahhh that was funny. I work out some, I wouldn't say it was a lot. Usually 2-3 week.

Just add it to the list of women who want to take my life:)

Sorry, I was just looking around for my reward. You havn't seen it have you??:)

Gutter- I need some help!!! What do you want? Within reason of course...

Does it piss you off that **Patriot** tried to outdo you with their username?

No way. No one can out do me. There is no use in even trying.