bernadette

<h2>Damn pills!</h2>

<font color="red"><b>Watch your back</b></font>

<i>After being bombarded by 50,000 e-mails trying to sell me some pills for enlarging my penis, I finally gave in.

Unfortunately, due to my enthusiasm for results and before reading the instructions I started taking the pills with each meal.

The results were instant.....however, I think I should have read the

instructions first because the results can only be described as "a little more than expected".......</i>


<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/Dampills.jpg">

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Batman976

Hey, that picture was supposed to stay between my girlfriend and me! Boy is she gonna get it...

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bernadette

no doubt!!

*bernie is scared for batman's gf*

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bundy

now that is scary.

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Ohayo!!!

bernadette

NO WAY!!!!

a friend just emailed me this:

<i>Subject: QUOTE OF THE WEEK


> "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the
> best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the
Swiss
> hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany
> doesn't want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America are
named
> 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.'"</i>

WELCOME TO LAST YEAR BUDDY

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bernadette

i'm catching up on my email... can you tell?

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GuttersnipeXL

There once was a man from Nantucket.....

I think the "man", is this guy.

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Infernal

Nooo my eyes!!! damn that is a nasty picture

Smimpinj

Hey did you know if you actually had a penis that big you would die from loss of blood if you got an erection. Have fun with that.

Fly

every time i get hard...........i pass out too.



that's just cuz i squeeze too hard i guess.

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BASTARD

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Redlemon

This guy could start to take a piss, get up and walk to the bathroom, unzip, and still not wet his pants.

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Mephex

Ha ha ha, that's what I was just thinking.

ariekitten

hey how the heck did someone make that picture? it's so damn real looking

btw it's scary....haha

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moonstrucksoul

impressive and funny

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forgotten_dream

Maybe it is!

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

Yalaynia

Does your dick hang low?
Does it wobble to and throw?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?

All I can say is thank god its fake.

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World's King

I'm in the mood for a hot dog?

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water_boy1999

That's some funny shit.

mystmarimatt

oh man...reminds me of a conversation had with a friend of mine...

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

Sue

*waits to hear about said conversation*

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mordret

How did you come up with a picture of me, naked ???
I'll sue !

PS : if you want I've got another one, where I was disguised into a fuel station pump... LOL

Karby

that quote i think, was said by Chris Rock...
i think

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rothman

whaaha, funniest dick i did ever saw! yeah, i think you would seriously pass out if you got hard with a dick that big...

txlovely

Isn't that Halx?

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clifclav

You know the Alaskan Pipe Line.........That ain't no pipeline.

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Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

theemaan

photo shop at it's best--or worst

Captain Canada

Jesus. That is disturbing. Its bigger then he is. (Yes, I know it's not real)

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