funny email i rec'd today NSFW, NSFW at all
 

<h2>Damn pills!</h2>

<font color="red"><b>Watch your back</b></font>

<i>After being bombarded by 50,000 e-mails trying to sell me some pills for enlarging my penis, I finally gave in.

Unfortunately, due to my enthusiasm for results and before reading the instructions I started taking the pills with each meal.

The results were instant.....however, I think I should have read the

instructions first because the results can only be described as "a little more than expected".......</i>


<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/Dampills.jpg">

Hey, that picture was supposed to stay between my girlfriend and me! Boy is she gonna get it...

no doubt!!

*bernie is scared for batman's gf*

now that is scary.

NO WAY!!!!

a friend just emailed me this:

<i>Subject: QUOTE OF THE WEEK


> "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the
> best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the
Swiss
> hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany
> doesn't want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America are
named
> 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.'"</i>

WELCOME TO LAST YEAR BUDDY

i'm catching up on my email... can you tell?

There once was a man from Nantucket.....

I think the "man", is this guy.

Nooo my eyes!!! damn that is a nasty picture :hmm:

Hey did you know if you actually had a penis that big you would die from loss of blood if you got an erection. Have fun with that:).

every time i get hard...........i pass out too.



that's just cuz i squeeze too hard i guess.

This guy could start to take a piss, get up and walk to the bathroom, unzip, and still not wet his pants.

Ha ha ha, that's what I was just thinking.

hey how the heck did someone make that picture? it's so damn real looking

btw it's scary....haha

impressive and funny

Maybe it is! ;)

Does your dick hang low?
Does it wobble to and throw?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?

All I can say is thank god its fake.

I'm in the mood for a hot dog?

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's some funny shit. :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh man...reminds me of a conversation had with a friend of mine...

*waits to hear about said conversation*

:p

How did you come up with a picture of me, naked ???
I'll sue !

PS : if you want I've got another one, where I was disguised into a fuel station pump... LOL

that quote i think, was said by Chris Rock...
i think

whaaha, funniest dick i did ever saw! yeah, i think you would seriously pass out if you got hard with a dick that big...

Isn't that Halx?

You know the Alaskan Pipe Line.........That ain't no pipeline.

photo shop at it's best--or worst

Jesus. That is disturbing. Its bigger then he is. (Yes, I know it's not real)