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Old 03-01-2004, 05:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You know, Ladies -I'm Single!

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Old 03-01-2004, 06:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you been hittin' the Warsteiner again dude?
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Old 03-01-2004, 07:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I wish -no beer and no ladies...
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Old 03-01-2004, 07:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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in that case, have you been drinking too many of these...



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Old 03-01-2004, 07:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Is that an invitation?
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Old 03-01-2004, 07:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well old buddy, I'm sure he'll always be there for you.

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Old 03-01-2004, 07:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hey I'm not that desperate and thus I demand my sacred pioneer heritage.

P.S. That's a left hand paddyjoe... It feels like someone else's hand if you use your left. That's what I heard.
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Old 03-01-2004, 07:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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not if you're left handed Astro.
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Old 03-01-2004, 07:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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well isn't this a pretty thread...

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Old 03-01-2004, 08:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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P.S. That's a left hand paddyjoe... It feels like someone else's hand if you use your left. That's what I heard.
If you sit on it and let it fall asleep, it's called the "Stranger".
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I nominate this as the coolest thread ever, without actually being cool. I like cubes of hardened cheese
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i like all types of cheese.
except that fake platicky shit that comes in flat sheets and is regularly found in small childrens' lunchboxes.
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Old 03-02-2004, 04:00 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Is that you?

For some reason I thought that you looked more 'witchlike'.
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Old 03-02-2004, 04:54 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Is that you?

For some reason I thought that you looked more 'witchlike'.

ouch.........and you think you'll pick up chicks with lines like that?
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Old 03-02-2004, 12:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
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ouch.........and you think you'll pick up chicks with lines like that?
"Witch-like" dosen't have to be all bad...














sorry, I went a little overboard looking for sexy witches...
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Old 03-02-2004, 12:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i think he's got a point.

we'll actually, those witches have points... right on top of their heads!

*bah dum-dum- ching*
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Old 03-02-2004, 12:44 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Is that you?
For some reason I thought that you looked more 'witchlike'.
*shakes head*
And ya wonder why yer still single.


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sorry, I went a little overboard looking for sexy witches....
Yeah, you made your point with Alyson.

Some mighty fine witches, though...mighty fine.
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Old 03-02-2004, 06:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i think he's got a point.

we'll actually, those witches have points... right on top of their heads!

*bah dum-dum- ching*
Actually, Bob Seger said it correctly: "Points of her own, sitting way up high.... way up, firm and high."
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Old 03-02-2004, 07:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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For some reason I thought that you looked more 'witchlike'.
well, so as not to disappoint you... i am like the welsh witch ala stevie nicks variety.

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Old 03-02-2004, 07:27 PM   #20 (permalink)
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SAY CHEESE!!

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Old 03-02-2004, 08:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Hey I recognize that from Halloween. There were chicks in my high school who dressed like Stevie Nicks so I'm not sure if I count this as "witch".

Besides witches grimace -you smile.

Conclusion: Not a witch.


Well, maybe.
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Old 03-02-2004, 08:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Hey I'm not that desperate...
The left hand and desparation have nothing to do with eachother my friend!
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:16 AM   #23 (permalink)
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(shy voice) bern.....you are pretty...(shy voice)
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:24 AM   #24 (permalink)
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sorry, I went a little overboard looking for sexy witches...


You forgot Robin Tunney



And Stevie Nicks is a goddess.
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Old 03-03-2004, 07:38 PM   #25 (permalink)
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(shy voice) bern.....you are pretty...(shy voice)
What'd you say???

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(shy voice) bern.....you are pretty...(shy voice)
Oh yeah you're right. But off limits. Someone told me that she's married. Unless she's into claiming her pioneer heritage. Wait a minute YOU are married.

What is this place some sort of swingers paradise?

shy voice... just kidding everyone, take it easy

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Old 03-03-2004, 07:54 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Cloud, we are blessed with many beee-yooo-tiful feminine types around here. And there is no shame in recognizing them for it!

Bern, I share Flyman's admiration for your loveliness. (Beauty, brains and wit! What a package!)
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Old 03-03-2004, 08:01 PM   #27 (permalink)
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So grumpy, what were the pioneering days like? I bet they had great sound systems in their covered wagons.
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