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Astrocloud 03-01-2004 05:40 PM

You know, Ladies -I'm Single!
 
http://hektik.org/gallery/albums/albun92/pic27a.jpg

Fly 03-01-2004 06:48 PM

you been hittin' the Warsteiner again dude?
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WwDhA...62061457917900

Astrocloud 03-01-2004 07:05 PM

I wish -no beer and no ladies... :(

bundy 03-01-2004 07:09 PM

in that case, have you been drinking too many of these...

http://www.ubs.de/cocktails/im_cocktails/lfstyle.jpg

??

Astrocloud 03-01-2004 07:19 PM

Is that an invitation?

paddyjoe 03-01-2004 07:22 PM

Well old buddy, I'm sure he'll always be there for you.

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...dyjoe/hand.gif

Astrocloud 03-01-2004 07:34 PM

Hey I'm not that desperate and thus I demand my sacred pioneer heritage.

P.S. That's a left hand paddyjoe... It feels like someone else's hand if you use your left. That's what I heard.

bundy 03-01-2004 07:39 PM

not if you're left handed Astro.

bernadette 03-01-2004 07:45 PM

well isn't this a pretty thread...

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/BOTH_THUMBS_UP.jpg">

bparker805 03-01-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
P.S. That's a left hand paddyjoe... It feels like someone else's hand if you use your left. That's what I heard.
If you sit on it and let it fall asleep, it's called the "Stranger".

Stiltzkin 03-01-2004 09:32 PM

I nominate this as the coolest thread ever, without actually being cool. I like cubes of hardened cheese :D

bundy 03-01-2004 09:36 PM

i like all types of cheese.
except that fake platicky shit that comes in flat sheets and is regularly found in small childrens' lunchboxes.

Astrocloud 03-02-2004 04:00 AM

Is that you?http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m..._THUMBS_UP.jpg

For some reason I thought that you looked more 'witchlike'.

Fly 03-02-2004 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
Is that you?http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m..._THUMBS_UP.jpg

For some reason I thought that you looked more 'witchlike'.


ouch.........and you think you'll pick up chicks with lines like that?

Crack 03-02-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
ouch.........and you think you'll pick up chicks with lines like that?
"Witch-like" dosen't have to be all bad...

http://halloweencostumeboutique.com/images/2011.jpg

http://www.delicateillusions.com/prod/SexyWitch.jpg

http://www.siggys.com/images/xtc1548a.jpg

http://www.forwardedge.com/8929big.jpg

http://beautiful.amymargaret.com/buffy/willow-01.jpg

http://users.skynet.be/bs606049/big/charmed.jpg


sorry, I went a little overboard looking for sexy witches...

monody 03-02-2004 12:32 PM

i think he's got a point.

we'll actually, those witches have points... right on top of their heads!

*bah dum-dum- ching*

Bill O'Rights 03-02-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
Is that you?
For some reason I thought that you looked more 'witchlike'.

*shakes head*
And ya wonder why yer still single.


Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
sorry, I went a little overboard looking for sexy witches....
Yeah, you made your point with Alyson. :D

Some mighty fine witches, though...mighty fine.

grumpyolddude 03-02-2004 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by monody
i think he's got a point.

we'll actually, those witches have points... right on top of their heads!

*bah dum-dum- ching*

Actually, Bob Seger said it correctly: "Points of her own, sitting way up high.... way up, firm and high."

bernadette 03-02-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
For some reason I thought that you looked more 'witchlike'.
well, so as not to disappoint you... i am like the welsh witch ala stevie nicks variety.

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/f7cf33e0.jpg">

bernadette 03-02-2004 07:27 PM

SAY CHEESE!!

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/13ffbb74.jpg">

Astrocloud 03-02-2004 08:38 PM

Hey I recognize that from Halloween. There were chicks in my high school who dressed like Stevie Nicks so I'm not sure if I count this as "witch".

Besides witches grimace -you smile.

Conclusion: Not a witch.

http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/av.gif
Well, maybe.

GuttersnipeXL 03-02-2004 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
Hey I'm not that desperate...
The left hand and desparation have nothing to do with eachother my friend! :D

Fly 03-03-2004 04:16 AM

(shy voice) bern.....you are pretty...(shy voice)

CinnamonGirl 03-03-2004 04:24 AM

Quote:

sorry, I went a little overboard looking for sexy witches...


You forgot Robin Tunney :)

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v...rl29/robin.jpg

And Stevie Nicks is a goddess. :D

Astrocloud 03-03-2004 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
(shy voice) bern.....you are pretty...(shy voice)
What'd you say???

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
(shy voice) bern.....you are pretty...(shy voice)
Oh yeah you're right. But off limits. Someone told me that she's married. Unless she's into claiming her pioneer heritage. Wait a minute YOU are married.

What is this place some sort of swingers paradise?

shy voice... just kidding everyone, take it easy

grumpyolddude 03-03-2004 07:54 PM

Cloud, we are blessed with many beee-yooo-tiful feminine types around here. And there is no shame in recognizing them for it!

Bern, I share Flyman's admiration for your loveliness. (Beauty, brains and wit! What a package!)

Astrocloud 03-03-2004 08:01 PM

So grumpy, what were the pioneering days like? I bet they had great sound systems in their covered wagons.


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