rsl12's 30 sec mystery #3 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

rsl12 · 02-29-2004, 02:02 AM

A man comes out of a cave. He has no wood to make fires, he has put on no clothing, but it's freezing outside. He's very hungry. In fact, he hasn't eaten a meal in almost a year. But he's perfectly healthy. How is this possible?

Journeyman · 02-29-2004, 02:13 AM

A vegetarian russian.

smiling_bob · 02-29-2004, 02:28 AM

hibernating bear?

balderdash111 · 02-29-2004, 05:57 AM

he is a newborn infant

rsl12 · 02-29-2004, 09:58 AM

newborn infant is right.

CSflim · 02-29-2004, 02:15 PM

a newborn infant is hardly a "man" now is he? And a uterus is hardly a "cave" is it?

rsl12 · 02-29-2004, 06:45 PM

man is the human sense of the word. "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

a cave is a moist enclave that can provide shelter, no?

ChickenNinja · 03-05-2004, 02:51 PM

He was supposed to say "One small step for a man," because the way he ended up saying it is redundant. The point still stands, however. "Man" can be used to describe a member of the human race, regardless of age or sex.

Devilinmypants · 03-17-2004, 07:34 AM

Man generally describes an adult, and it would be a sad day that i have to describe my girlfriend's vagina as a cave.

02-29-2004, 02:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	rsl12's 30 sec mystery #3 A man comes out of a cave. He has no wood to make fires, he has put on no clothing, but it's freezing outside. He's very hungry. In fact, he hasn't eaten a meal in almost a year. But he's perfectly healthy. How is this possible? __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

02-29-2004, 09:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	newborn infant is right. __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

02-29-2004, 02:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	a newborn infant is hardly a "man" now is he? And a uterus is hardly a "cave" is it? __________________

02-29-2004, 06:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	man is the human sense of the word. "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." a cave is a moist enclave that can provide shelter, no? __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

03-05-2004, 02:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
ChickenNinja Crazy	He was supposed to say "One small step for a man," because the way he ended up saying it is redundant. The point still stands, however. "Man" can be used to describe a member of the human race, regardless of age or sex. __________________ Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

02-29-2004, 02:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Journeyman Like John Goodman, but not. Location: SFBA, California	A vegetarian russian.

02-29-2004, 02:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
smiling_bob Upright Location: Phoenix, AZ	hibernating bear?

02-29-2004, 05:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
balderdash111 Psycho	he is a newborn infant

03-17-2004, 07:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
Devilinmypants Hippie relocationist. Location: Greensboro NC	Man generally describes an adult, and it would be a sad day that i have to describe my girlfriend's vagina as a cave.