The Endless Limerick Game - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

BubblegumTeflon · 04-19-2003, 11:04 AM

Make up the next line to a never-ending limerick. For it to be a limerick, some of the lines need to rhyme somehow. Coherence optional.

There was an old lady from France,

KWSN · 04-19-2003, 11:08 AM

Who quite liked to put meat in her pants,

genka · 04-19-2003, 11:08 AM

She never learned to dance

vermin · 04-19-2003, 01:54 PM

And fell into a trance

GakFace · 04-19-2003, 02:32 PM

Where she often went into Useless yet Invigorating Rants

zmbabwe · 04-19-2003, 06:36 PM

And when she found out that her father

isolder · 04-19-2003, 06:55 PM

had not the patience to bother

GakFace · 04-19-2003, 07:03 PM

She turned away as she said she'd, "Rahther...

(say it the way i spelled it and it rhymes and people do say it that way

... long and drawn out way)

gustave · 04-20-2003, 04:19 AM

....expend my energy learning to gather..."

marcopolo · 04-20-2003, 05:20 AM

Or getting myself into a lather

jets · 04-20-2003, 06:02 AM

"or falling on my ass for that matter.."

BubblegumTeflon · 04-20-2003, 05:36 PM

She had a little dog named Spot,

vermin · 04-20-2003, 05:38 PM

who suffered from a leg vein blood clot

zmbabwe · 04-20-2003, 05:40 PM

and when it tried walking

vermin · 04-20-2003, 05:46 PM

the people were all gawking

GakFace · 04-20-2003, 08:52 PM

at little ol' Spot, who was once bought.

myMHz · 04-20-2003, 11:44 PM

a nice warm cot,

GakFace · 04-20-2003, 11:53 PM

and soon he ate out of a pot.

04-19-2003, 11:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	The Endless Limerick Game Make up the next line to a never-ending limerick. For it to be a limerick, some of the lines need to rhyme somehow. Coherence optional. There was an old lady from France,

04-19-2003, 11:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
KWSN green	Who quite liked to put meat in her pants, __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-19-2003, 11:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
genka Tilted Location: New Jersey	She never learned to dance __________________ WHOOO!!!!

04-19-2003, 01:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	And fell into a trance __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-19-2003, 02:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Where she often went into Useless yet Invigorating Rants __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-19-2003, 06:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	And when she found out that her father

04-19-2003, 06:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
isolder Upright Location: A fuzzy cloud.	had not the patience to bother __________________ the dangerous type

04-19-2003, 07:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	She turned away as she said she'd, "Rahther... (say it the way i spelled it and it rhymes and people do say it that way ... long and drawn out way) __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-20-2003, 04:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
gustave Upright Location: More than likely at work	....expend my energy learning to gather..."

04-20-2003, 05:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Or getting myself into a lather __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-20-2003, 06:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
jets Insane	"or falling on my ass for that matter.." __________________ Hey. Wasn't Me.

04-20-2003, 05:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	She had a little dog named Spot,

04-20-2003, 05:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	who suffered from a leg vein blood clot __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-20-2003, 05:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	and when it tried walking

04-20-2003, 05:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	the people were all gawking __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-20-2003, 11:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	a nice warm cot, __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

04-20-2003, 08:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	at little ol' Spot, who was once bought. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-20-2003, 11:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	and soon he ate out of a pot. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.