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03-01-2004, 01:13 PM
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comfortably numb...
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...nasty unless the worm is dead.
ouzo, though, is...
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03-01-2004, 06:02 PM
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remember that sticky sweet taste of anise.
Scotch, on the other hand is...
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03-01-2004, 09:35 PM
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Ten thousand times better than anything Greece or Mexico has to offer the world in this day and age, with the possible exception of Selma Hayek.
Underwear sent through the mail is...
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03-02-2004, 01:37 PM
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comfortably numb...
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...vicious if the seal is broken on the package.
WET underwear sent through the mail is...
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03-02-2004, 06:21 PM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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X-rated but
Y'all knew that anyhow!
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03-03-2004, 01:05 PM
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Dear Liquor Dealer, the next letter was suppose to be "D"...
Everyone still loves you bunches anyway, because...
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03-03-2004, 01:11 PM
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comfortably numb...
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...flatulence is not one of your greater attributes.
green clouds in the bathroom, however, are...
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03-03-2004, 05:59 PM
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...called <b>astroclouds</b>!!! *snickers wickedly*
a nun, a priest & a rabbi walk into a convenient store and they are...
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03-04-2004, 10:46 AM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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Having trouble with the clerk who has very little English..
In defense of the clerk he is...
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03-04-2004, 11:00 AM
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<b>J</b>ust as guilty of not paying attention as the liquor dealer two shops over.
<small>(i can't believe i did that... ok, yeah i can! d'oh...)</small> <b>K</b>eep in mind that...
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03-04-2004, 11:09 AM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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Liquor was quicker than
Mary though it would be - Candy perhaps is...
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03-07-2004, 02:24 PM
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Violated,
When, suddenly, she is saved by
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03-07-2004, 11:49 PM
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Quote:
Affectionately Mary says...
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03-08-2004, 07:29 AM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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definitely more to hold
except sometimes more is...
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03-08-2004, 07:12 PM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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Heaven for a few!
I've been close a couple of times but is...
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03-08-2004, 08:10 PM
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Jealousy of those who've embraced the big luscious bootay more often that makes me sob.
Kinky stuff happens when...
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03-09-2004, 03:19 PM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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Lovely pink stuff meets up with a love
Muscle that is...
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03-09-2004, 03:50 PM
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Not too big and not too small, and
Obviously people think...
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03-09-2004, 05:51 PM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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Pussy is the greatest thing since bottled milk!
Quite obviously, it is...
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03-10-2004, 05:32 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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redundant to say that...
some pussy is...
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03-11-2004, 01:08 PM
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...vito says it's underdone.
walnuts are...
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03-11-2004, 01:24 PM
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x-rated.
Yak meat is...
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03-11-2004, 01:33 PM
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Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cesar Romero played...
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03-11-2004, 06:26 PM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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in Dinner at Eight!
Eight is...
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