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better when squished.
Cartwheels are... |
Damn difficult if you're not any better coordinated than I am!
Everyone knows this is.... |
Freakin out right about now!
Going over to laugh at LD while he/she does their cartwheels is... |
happily something I will not be doing.
Ibuprofen is... |
joking with the mind
knowing that you have a headache is....... |
...losing that battle of mind over matter.
menopause is... |
not something to look forward to
open heart surgery is.... |
probably not fun.........
queefing is....... |
really gross.
sadomasochism is.... |
totally not for me.....
underwear that is made from leather is........ |
very irritating to tender parts of your body.
Wearing black lace (if you are female) is... |
zesty!
yodeling in the swiss alps is...... |
almost as corny as yodeling in the bathtub.
Bathtubs (are) is... |
(why does everybody skip "x?")
...circular in some places. doughnuts are... |
everyone's favorite morning treat
fucking on the first day is........ |
great
Having to watch another julia roberts movie is...... |
insane....
jumping from a bridge in W.Virginia is....... |
killing more than brain cells.
Licking stamps is... |
<strike>...better than licking feet. (ask KWSN ;))
birthday hangovers are...</strike> bernie a loser. sorry peeps. |
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mind boggling..... nirvana is. |
OU beating Texas
Playing Texas is... |
..Quite the challenge. (i dunno. i don't follow sports)
Remembering the rule(s) to this game (for bernie anyway) is.... |
Stunningly difficult.
Teaching a dog to sit is... |
usually very time consuming.
Virtually any dog trick is... |
wonderfully entertaining.
X chromosomes are... |
Your reason for being
Zoning laws are... |
Absolutlely ridiculous.....
Batting cages is...... |
Crazy things to bat!
Doing crazy things is ... |
...easy on the internet.
Finding a good community is... |
Getting to be much harder to do...
Harder is.... |
in many way better.
Jennifer Lopez is... |
Kinda not bad looking
Levitation is |
mind boggling
Nuance is |
over rated
party to you puke is.... |
quite sad.
Revolution is... |
something to fight for.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were..... |
Underclassed by the Power Rangers
Violence in the rap game is.... |
way to frequent.
Exactly what place rap should have in our society is... |
yet to be determined.
Zinfandel is... |
Aromatic
Bobbing for bull testicle is... |
cool only if you swallow them whole.
Dirty underwear is... |
Emmanuel Lewis's fetish.
Frilly lace is |
Good to take off....
Humping a dead whale is...... |
...sweaty work!
Picking lint from your neighbours dryer vent is... |
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incredibly disgusting and downright difficult.(Not that I know or anything) Jumping on the bed is... |
Kinda fun actually.....
Lying on the bed is...... |
mattress testing.
Napping in the afternoon is... |
Obviously quite enjoyable
Partying with a girl you met from France at that local white castles is...... |
quite unlikely to ever happen in our neck of the woods.
Right about now I believe it is... |
sunny and hot outside.
Too much sun is... |
...usually the precursor to a burn.
very little melanin is... |
why I burn so damn easily!
X ray therapy is... |
...yearly for certain types of venereal disease.
zoroastrianism is... |
a monotheist world religion.
buddhism is.... |
...carefully practiced in the far east.
devout baptists are... |
elegantly clad.
Fornicating is... |
Great fun.
Halotosis is |
...immeasurably disgusting.
jelly beans are... |
known to have been Reagan's favorite candy.
Licorice is.... |
...mighty good.
nougat centers in milky ways are... |
A waste of chocolate potential...
Swandives onto hot asphalt is... |
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One of the reasons to eat a Milky Way Peanut butter and chocolate is.... |
...quick and easy to make, in sandwich form.
really good snack food, though, is... |
salty and crisp.
Trying new snacks is... |
...usually an adventure for the palate.
vermicelli is... |
thin
your car is.... |
<strike>...in need of a good cleaning inside & out.
people who talk too much are...</strike> ah crap... i messed up in this game again. sorry... i blame lissa! ;) |
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Xena, warrior princess, is |
...yesterday's news.
zigzag is a kind of... |
...area.
Bagladesh smells like... |
...area.
Bangladesh's smell is... |
...cacaphonic.
Delhi is... |
east of here.
Fulbright scholars are... |
Gifted beyond belief
Hierarchy at the work place is. |
Inherently evil.
Juice from a mango is... |
...kinetic energy at a standstill.
low voltage hygrometers are... |
<b>m</b>amouth hamster wheels
<b>N</b>oise is... |
Old fashioned and gross Pretty young ladies, on the other hand... |
... quite qaint, and hopelessly quiet.
Realism is ... |
...a 19th-century style in the visual arts in which people, objects, and events were depicted in a manner that aimed to be true to life. In film, the style of Neorealism developed in the post-World War II period according to similar principles.
Four hundred and forty four tuba playing squirrels is... |
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a Superficial... Quote:
/ Charlatan - you have to have the first letters of your replies in alphabetical order...I think that's why you were skipped earlier ;) |
ungodly loud!!
Venus, goddes of love, is |
...wildly insatiable.
xena the warrior princess, however, is... |
(a) yummy, yodeling, yak dodging yeller.
Zinc is a mineral that is... (sorry, I needed the definate article there...) |
almost impossible to find in the wrinkles of my ass
Barely audible sounds that go bump in the night are... |
Super fucking scary!
Washing your clothes in the septic tank is.. |
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dead closet-monsters are... |
...enormously not cool.
Fine-ass babes are... |
...greedily eyeing my statuesque physique.
Happy penises... |
...hardly ever droop.
Incredible vaginas are... |
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...invite greedy vaginas. jack sprat, on the other hand, is... |
kinda' hooked on lean!
Lean is.... |
...mean.
neanderthals are... |
ostentaciously hairy
purity of mind and spirit is |
quite impossible.
Keyboards with all food stuck under keys are... |
relatively benign sources of extra calories throughout the day
staring at your best friend's mom in the shower is... |
[oops i screwed up last time, my bad]
...terribly sick, unless she is young and hot. Underwear on ones head is.... |
...very satisfying, as long as its your own underwear and the stripes are in the back
walking in the moonlight with devil is... |
...a white man casting a red shadow.
An airplane that looks like a feminine massager is... |
...a toy used by King Kong's wife.
An atomic wedgee is... |
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