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uncle phil 03-18-2004 01:33 PM

...funny-looking without bread.


goulash is...

Mephex 03-18-2004 01:44 PM

... always better the next day.

A pomegranate is ...

txlovely 03-18-2004 01:55 PM

...a pain to try to eat because of all those damn seeds.

Self-help is...

mml 03-18-2004 03:49 PM

overrated.

Free advice is...

Mephex 03-18-2004 03:56 PM

... never free.

Canned air is ...

uncle phil 03-18-2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquor Dealer
ab
cd
ef
gh
ij

et cetera, I think we lost this somewhere.


Mephex 03-19-2004 09:54 AM

( since i derailed this train *SORRY* )

... horrible with too much ketchup.

An igloo is ...

uncle phil 03-19-2004 12:40 PM

...just too cold for me.


karaoke is...

kulrblind 03-19-2004 12:41 PM

laughing while you're singing
menopause is...

Bobaphat 03-19-2004 12:59 PM

Not much fun from what I have seen and heard

Opium is...

Mephex 03-19-2004 02:29 PM

... poisonous, however the ancient Egyptians, Persians and Greeks all understood it to be a "destroyer of grief" and pain.

Quixtar is ...

Liquor Dealer 03-28-2004 07:03 AM

is another pyramid scheme from Amway.

Amway is...(and try to keep it clean!)

bernadette 03-28-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mephex
Quixtar is ...
<i>R</i>eally not a good scheme to be involved in.

Sundays mornings however are....



Liquor Dealer 03-29-2004 07:26 AM

(Sorry 'bout the FU!)

time for sleepin' in...

Unless You have to work and workin' on Sunday is...

txlovely 03-29-2004 08:03 AM

...sadly the norm since the Blue Laws were revoked.

Blue laws are...

iamtheone 03-29-2004 08:31 AM

violet.......

whale watching causes......

NoLa 03-29-2004 10:43 AM

...intense emotions

the ocean...

Liquor Dealer 03-29-2004 02:17 PM

facinates me.

Facination is...

bernadette 03-29-2004 02:58 PM

<small>not sure i've personally ever experienced a <i><b>violet</b></i> sunday morning, but it's not to say that iamtheone hasnt.</small>

Quote:

Originally posted by iamtheone
violet.......

whale watching causes......

...<b>X</b>erophyte to once again survive on neglect.

<b>Y</b>uppies are...

bundy 03-29-2004 11:53 PM

...not even close to being as cute as puppies.


Hello Kitty is...

uncle phil 03-30-2004 04:48 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bernadette
[B] <small>not sure i've personally ever experienced a <i><b>violet</b></i> sunday morning, but it's not to say that iamtheone hasnt.</small>

...zero in the quality of life scale.


as we walk through the valley of the shadow of death..

iamtheone 03-30-2004 05:07 PM

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you

A holy roller is.....

Liquor Dealer 03-30-2004 06:38 PM

outside the realm of normally accepted religious practice.

Practice is...

mml 03-30-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil

...zero in the quality of life scale.


as we walk through the valley of the shadow of death.. [/B]

Both our legs will go wobbly.

Crawling over hot coals...

Liquor Dealer 03-31-2004 08:44 AM

Damn! Skrued up again!

(crawling over hot coals) Dumb! Stupid! and Painful.

Even running over hot coals is...

uncle phil 03-31-2004 12:40 PM

...fiery beyond belief.


great firepower is...

bernadette 03-31-2004 01:55 PM

...handy at times.

Interestingly enough...

Mephex 03-31-2004 02:58 PM

... jerking off is too.

a kaleidoscope is ...

uncle phil 04-01-2004 02:20 PM

...looking at you and, man, do you look funny.


marsupials are...

Mephex 04-01-2004 02:46 PM

... not far up your bloodline.

Overlords are ...

Liquor Dealer 04-01-2004 06:18 PM

Powerful dudes.

Questioning a powerful dude is...

iamtheone 04-01-2004 06:24 PM

rong

slavery is.....

Liquor Dealer 04-02-2004 07:11 AM

To a fair wage much like

Usary is ...

uncle phil 04-02-2004 01:05 PM

...virtually almost usury.


wages are...

mml 04-02-2004 02:00 PM

Xerox's greatest source of revenue reduction.

Yuccas are...

iamtheone 04-02-2004 02:28 PM

zealous plantlife that you can not kill

A is for apple as B is for .....

bernadette 04-02-2004 05:38 PM

bats in the belfry, buddy... yeah, buttloads of bats in the belfry.
banana cakes may apply as well.

california is....

uncle phil 04-05-2004 12:10 PM

...definitely going to fall in the pacific someday.


earthquakes are...

Mephex 04-05-2004 12:51 PM

... a force of nature.

Geronimo is/was ...

bernadette 04-05-2004 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
...definitely going to fall in the pacific someday.


earthquakes are...

aw contrare, dear uncle phil. california is actually rising up from the ocean. :)


Quote:

Originally posted by Mephex
... a force of nature.

Geronimo is/was ...

...high on his horse.

Getting yer pubes caught in yer zipper is...

Liquor Dealer 04-05-2004 04:22 PM

Is just the pits.

Jagged chunks of pubes is...

uncle phil 04-06-2004 01:10 PM

...knocking a hole in your bvds.


licorice sticks are...

Fly 04-06-2004 08:18 PM

mmmmmmmmmmm............

nibs are......


(sorry....nibs might be a canadian thing)

iamtheone 04-07-2004 03:01 AM

out of this world! (i have no idea what nibs are, eh?)

p is for pussy is....

Tophat665 04-07-2004 04:17 AM

Quite Tasty.

Refried Beans are...

iamtheone 04-07-2004 04:26 AM

side dishes at Mexican joint's

tea bagging is also know as.....

uncle phil 04-07-2004 12:34 PM

...up the creek, so to speak.


volunteering to go tea-bagging is...

mml 04-07-2004 02:23 PM

wicked, wicked I tell you!!!

Xylophone music is...

tkkfan 04-07-2004 02:28 PM

yanking my nuts out thru my throat.

Zebra dong is...

Chingal0 04-07-2004 02:29 PM

Super cool!

being able to play the Xylophone is..

iamtheone 04-08-2004 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tkkfan
yanking my nuts out thru my throat.

Zebra dong is...

absolutely assanine

Big Bobby's Baseball Bat and Balls is

uncle phil 04-08-2004 12:15 PM

...cool.


deadeye dick is...

Tophat665 04-08-2004 12:17 PM

... evidently a book by the fellow who wrote Slaughterhouse 5.

Four wheeling through a spilled tanker truck load of lime jello in a modified Toyota Celica is...

mml 04-08-2004 03:35 PM

going to be the next stunt on Fear Factor.

Hysteria is...

iamtheone 04-08-2004 04:15 PM

idiots screaming loudly

jerking off to janis joplin is.....

bernadette 04-10-2004 10:02 AM

...iamtheone's latest obsession. :lol:

tap dancing on the bar counter is...

Liquor Dealer 04-10-2004 05:08 PM

"K - L" ?

tap dancing is..

Macho!

Not!!!

uncle phil 04-12-2004 12:05 PM

...over my dead body!


penile enhancement is...

mml 04-12-2004 12:54 PM

quite the fad these days.

Richard Simmons is...

bernadette 04-12-2004 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquor Dealer
"K - L" ?

tap dancing is..

Macho!

Not!!!

ack! omg oops i did it again...

who is worse about fucking this game up? me or you, LD? :lol: ^5


Quote:

Originally posted by Liquor Dealer
Richard Simmons is...
truly something else! on the otherhand...

Uncle Phil is...

micah67 04-12-2004 04:39 PM

...very, very bad.

Whoever layed the foundation is...

uncle phil 04-13-2004 12:46 PM

...xerophytic.


yak's milk is...

tkkfan 04-13-2004 01:01 PM

what the hell can I do with THAT?!

I have to come up with an adjective for Yaks milk that starts with Z??!!!!


(after 5 mins)

...zesty

A hard nipple is....

iamtheone 04-13-2004 01:37 PM

beautiful!

cum on your girls face is.....

uncle phil 04-14-2004 12:04 PM

..delightfully tacky, yet refined.


excrement, on the other hand, is...

mml 04-14-2004 12:08 PM

fundementally wrong.

Green cheese is...

iamtheone 04-14-2004 02:30 PM

horrid to the taste......

The silence right before the energy strikes as the headliners hit the stage is.....

uncle phil 04-14-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iamtheone
horrid to the taste......

The silence right before the energy strikes as the headliners hit the stage is.....


?

bernadette 04-14-2004 02:50 PM

iamtheone has joined the fuck-up-the-game club, which i'm a member of myself.

<small>maybe that statment can cover the letter i for us?</small>

jelly filled donuts are...

SVT01Cobra 04-14-2004 02:52 PM

...filled with jelly

bernie's avatar is...

uncle phil 04-14-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SVT01Cobra
...filled with jelly

bernie's avatar is...

? again...

bernadette 04-14-2004 04:01 PM

the first post in this thread with the one basic simple rule:

Quote:

Originally posted by wubbawubba
Just like the old "is" game, in alphabeticle order.

example

Alaska is...

Big.


Ok

Art is..

i think perhaps the reason this game gets messed up so frequently is one of a few reasons:

1) people have never read the simple rule on page one.

2) the title of the game has no reference to aphabetical order. and since there is another "is" game which doesn't require alphbetical responses, people sometimes tend to forget which game they are in.

3) people obviously aren't reading any more of the thread than the very last post, because of the last 15 posts, excluding uncle phil's just prior to this post of mine, there 4 references regarding messing up this game. plus one post making a comment about the difficulty of keeping it aphabetical going from X to Z.

4) perhaps too many "wobbly pops"?

maybe this game needs to be started over with a new distinctively clear title?

iamtheone 04-15-2004 03:35 AM

[QUOTE
jelly filled donuts are... [/B][/QUOTE]

key to a successful mornings breakfast....

laughing histerical in the school library is.....

Tophat665 04-15-2004 03:48 AM

more than most librarians will pot up with.

now is...

iamtheone 04-15-2004 03:49 AM

open for discussion

people that are rude to others is

mml 04-15-2004 01:20 PM

quite annoying.

Rhubarb is...

iamtheone 04-15-2004 01:33 PM

sweet to the taste buds...

Time is.....

Liquor Dealer 04-15-2004 04:29 PM

ugly on some people...

Vanity is...

iamtheone 04-16-2004 03:25 AM

Wondering if anyone is looking

Xray vision googles are...

mml 04-16-2004 10:20 AM

Yet to be invented.(assuming you meant goggles as I have no idea what X-Ray Googles are :))

Zydeco is...

Liquor Dealer 04-16-2004 10:39 AM

Accordian playin' at its swampiest best!

the Blues is...{are}...

bernadette 04-16-2004 06:35 PM

...Colorful & a yummy kinda moody & maybe i should go listen to some blues right now.

Drama queens are...

grumpyolddude 04-16-2004 09:19 PM

Everywhere you turn, these days.

Fondling your honey is...

tkkfan 04-16-2004 10:10 PM

giving me a major boner.

Humping the neighbors dog is....

iamtheone 04-17-2004 06:36 AM

insecurity of your sexual prefrence

joing the fight for your right to vote campaign is

Astrocloud 04-17-2004 07:00 AM

Killing time.

Losing the right to vote because Bush usurps the constitution is

Liquor Dealer 04-17-2004 03:12 PM

a statement of totally inane partisan bullshit.

Bullshit is...

uncle phil 04-19-2004 12:26 PM

...cow dung of the male variety.


dung being...

iamtheone 04-19-2004 05:48 PM

excrement that flows from an animals anus

Falling in a load of shit is.....

tkkfan 04-19-2004 08:20 PM

got to be better than eating it.

Hungover after eating a load of shit is....

SVT01Cobra 04-19-2004 08:21 PM

Incredibly painful

Jumping off a cliff is...

iamtheone 04-20-2004 03:09 AM

knowing you will land safetly

landing after just jumping from the cliff is....

Liquor Dealer 04-20-2004 10:43 AM

mushy if it was a very high cliff.

Not landing is....

iamtheone 04-20-2004 10:44 AM

owe, shit that hurt......

people watching you fall to your death is.....

uncle phil 04-20-2004 12:44 PM

...quite unnerving, especially if they watch that very sudden stop.


reality is...

bernadette 04-20-2004 01:08 PM

...when you jump off the tall cliff & on your way down you say "what the fuck was i thinking?!!"

snapping photos while on your descent from the cliff is....

Liquor Dealer 04-20-2004 05:28 PM

Truly laughing in the face of death.

Unless death is....

SparklingDot 04-20-2004 10:53 PM

...Viewed from afar

Watching is...

iamtheone 04-21-2004 03:24 AM

xenophobe (better that having this happen)

yelling out for help as you fall is......

uncle phil 04-21-2004 12:03 PM

...zealously and actively seeking assistance.


arachnids are...


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