im officailly a stoner
 

i just cut meatloaf with my id. jesus christ this is good meatloaf

are you a fan of Stones Green Ginger Wine??

Wha???

I love meatloaf too! Of course, like everyone else says, "my mother makes the best meatloaf."

But yo, Jesus' name in vain over it?!?!?

stoners:
http://www.sunshinetas.com/images/fu...08_PetRock.jpg

now you're talkin'.......

http://www.thefox.net/timages/page/meatloaf.jpg


*heads off to light one up.*:D

hey fremen, i made heaps of those little suckers many many years ago.
jesus christ, i think i still have a bunch of those guys living out in my yard somewhere.


/braves the 40C heat outside (actually thats a lie, todays the first in ages thats actually decent) to find them...


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Holy Mother of God - I FOUND ONE!!!

now i have a new computer mascot.

DUDE.............RELAX.............it'll be okay man.


show us what you got man.........

(and i don't mean your johnson.)

good call fly, jack johnson.
perfect relaxing music.

you are soooooooooooo right.....


just recently diggin' this dude.....him and ben harper are blowin' me away lately.

good shit....:D

bundy, do you mean polished stones, or do you mean polished stones with itty-bitty eyes glued on them? :p



I bought a rock tumbler kit last year, and halfway through the first batch, I finally got fed up.
It has three steps to the process, and the first step is 2 weeks, 24/7, of constant turning and tumbling and headache producing grindage. :|
There was nowhere I could put it so that I couldn't hear it.
*arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!*

I finally ended up buying a bag of polished stones at Winn Dixie for a buck ninety-five. :rolleyes:

yeah, i meant just glueing little eyes on rocks.
i don't remember a polishing process... so i guess they were from the shop as well.

thats some mellow shit for when you're inebrieated,saw Ben Harper on Austin City Limits a few weeks ago fuckin great, try Sublime, if you haven't heard it flyman get the song "smoke two joints", i live by that song with a few more thrown in.

last night I was hitting the bong in the front yard and I left it on the porch to come in and scope out the house before I just brought it in through my living room. So I decide I'm thirsty and I get out the old Soymilk but there is too much crap on the counter to put the carton down so I start cleaning and then I end up heating up a bunch of pizza roles and I go sit down next to my dad in the back room eating them. And then he says "you got a package today its on the porch". <b> And I send him to the porch to get my package</b>. He comes back, gives me my package and says "By the way, why is there drug stuff on the porch?"

the end

No more stoner for me... Alas it's just not "my thing"...

(But the next time it will be good. Oh yes it will be good.)

dude...........got 'em all.....and a few years ago i might add.

pipe?..............what pipe!!!you said it was a bong man

:lol: busted

sweet i've loved Sublime for awhile, too bad their singer got all fucked up on that bad shit, he should of just stuck with the green stuff.

Best. Story. Ever. :lol:

isn't it funny...

i been smoking at least once a week(often more like one sesh a nite) since Febuary...

and only last nite i realised i'm a stoner...

hmmm... might have to cut down a bit... :lol:

i quit smoking, but i'll never quit weed, that's just plain stupid :P

I've actually fucked up Ramen noodles while high. I didn't think that was possible.

Those were the days. They soon shall be again.

You're not the only one. Did your noodles catch fire too?

Man, I've experienced a wide variety of things while stoned:

- Ran through the field naked
- Ate like there was no tomorrow
- Had burnt toast, even though, it was black (hey, I was hungry!)
- Fought with myself in the mirror
- Saw aliens dancing outside of the hot tub or car
- Wondered if I really got wacked in the head with a 2x4
- Posted all kinds of crazy shit on TFP that made no sense

HAHA no. The water boiled long enough that it was completely gone by the time I noticed it. The noodles were still semi-wet, and all kinds of stuck to the pot they were in.

They tasted like shit too.

I remember dipping cheddar cheese into sour cream and eating it while I was high.

Delicious.

I also went to school high one time. Civics class was quite interesting.

Those were the days.... :crazy:

Friend of mine got blazed and wanted some chicken soup. But you see when your high you cant just cut the plastic wrapping and get the individual can out, oh no. It takes a keen eye and a truly gifted individual like my friend to use a lighter to burn throught the plastic, ignite a basket of clothes and burn through a pantry.

My experiences are a little more tame
- Fall through a 2nd story window.
- Lock myself in a closet
- Break into a hotel room
- Go through fast food window backwards (by accident, but just had to go with it)

Anyone else order like 6 times as much food at restaurants while your blazed?

you are a poster child for why the right winged narrow minded refuse to legalize this stuff for the dying people in great pain.

Ouch, if it helps I am one of those Right Wing Narrow Minded fucks that dont think this stuff should be legalized for dying people in great pain... if that makes any sense. hypocritical yes, stupid yes.

You're not the only one...I once ordered 4 cheeseburger, 2 big mac, 2 supersize fries and a large coke at macdonalds.

A friend ordered 2 triple burger, 2 chicken nuggets, a large coke, a large milkshake, and 2 fries at Wendy that same night

OMG, I didn't think it was possible either :lol:

Reading this thread reminded me of a time long ago in a land far away . . .

Here's my BUSTED story:

When I was in high school I was sunning on our patio and had my happy stash outside with me. The phone rang, I went inside to answer it, and completely forgot about my stash until later. I looked but could not find it. I shrugged and went on with life.

Fast forward a few years, one day my mom asks if I remember leaving my stash bowl on the back patio a few years ago. I wasn't sure how to respond until I saw her smile. Then, she tells me she is so sorry, when she found it she gave it to some of her co-workers because at that time she thought it was "bad news" (after she divorced my father and started to live, she learned otherwise.) Then, she hands me a joint with the words "happy birthday" written on it, from my step dad. It was good stuff btw :thumbsup:

Do I have a cool mom, or what?

You. Lucky. Bastard.

If my parent did that, they'll hang me like I broke one of the commandents

my dad was a stoner back in his days in 'Nam, but he does not condone it, in fact if he knew it was a pasttime of mine, he would probably give me a huge lecture about it. but definitely is a fun experience everytime i try it. :D

Hahahaha... WORD. :lol:

and you are the sort that would beg from your death bed for legalization if this was the only means to alleviate your agonizing torturous dying pain, right?

bernie baby.........decriminalize not legalize.......



otherwise,that'd be me too......

what's wrong with legalizing it?

ffs, booze is legal...

If I'm mistaken, legalizing it would allow users to acquire large quantities of drug while decriminalizing would reduce the penalty involved in possession of weed. For example, right now, if I get caught with...2 gram, I get arrested. If it gets decriminalized, I won't get arrested but I'll be arrested with 50 ounce of weed which would be nice to have :D

Booze is legal but it isn't legal to have a huge freaking quantity of it, enough to drink yourself to death.

how do people manage to drink their selves to death if it's illegal to have that much?
it really doesn't take a warehouse of booze to drink one's self to death. in fact you or i could go to any grocery or liquor store & purchase more than enough to both you & me & a few others kill ourselves in one dedicated booze fest.

but decriminalizing weed for those in dire pain would suffice nicely in my book.
i actually quit being a stoner about 5-6 years ago... so no skin off my back, y'know.
but if it could help my grandmother, i'd like her to get her buzz on with no fear of the law.

that's the ticket bernie.......no penalties.

what if they legalized weed like regular cigarettes??

couldn't it be more controlled, like you could buy premium (canada's finest KGB) or you could buy generic (mexican brown crap)?
wouldn't you think the government would be interested in getting it off the black market & applying a tax to it, huh?

Government Legalizes it, throws a heavy tax on it. With as many stoners as there are, we would be out of debt in 5 years. Hey, at least were doing our part, its patriotic.

So, pray tell, why do you still hold that opinion? This isn't an attack, just a question.

Because unfortunately there are still alot of people who see it as a terrible thing. These are the people who have bought into the propaganda spread by the government. There are several states that have decrimalized marijuana though, which means we are that much closer to having the law rewritten the way it should be. But, that is still quite a ways off unfortunately. Once people realize that it is not the devils weed and it won't turn their children into raving lunatics, then it will be decriminalized. Unfortunately, with the government still spreading its lies, I don't see that happening anytime soon. So, until it is, I'm going to sit here, smoking my illegal herb, trying to spread the word that it's not such a bad thing.

sure....but then i don't know what kinda shit johnny government is puttin in the weed to make it grow.

we use an organic feed for the first couple of weeks,then it's all about the water........clean pot bern.........no chemicals.

that's how i like it......so if it was decriminalized.....i'd still be able to have good clean pot,and.......the fuckin' government can't tax the piss outta me either.

either way........i'll still smoke my clean stuff.

It would be nice if the government could slap a tax on it and control the market, but lets be realistic here, if cigarettes were insanely expensive, people would just go to their best friend the burnout and buy a pack at a cheaper price, sure it would be funny to see a bunch of tobacco growers sprout up in cities across the country, but the fact stands that it wouldnt be accepted well. If somehow the government was able to get a monopoly on the crop, and could keep control without fucking it up (almost an impossiblilty there), I'm afraid to say you would still have a few thousand idiots just like me running around, and it would quickly be stopped, eh bernadette :thumbsup: .

Well. Im right wing, narrow minded, and I'm a fuck. Annnd I said it just cause of whoever it was that got all uppity about what I wrote before. My father, a doctor, works in pain management, he perscribes all of your heavy hitters, and he could legally perscribe Marijuana if he saw fit, he doesn't though. I've asked him about it before (if anyone knows about perscription drugs, its him, top of his profession, a respectable doctor in a field that has had more problems with MD's abusing their abilities) and basically, aside from the fact that its sort of a taboo approach to respectable medicine, the number of people who have Marijuana as their only option is small enough that the whole debate is little mroe than that, just talk. I understand that there ARE people who have nowhere else to turn, but with what I've learned from my father, the majority of people will use legal chemicals to curb their pain.

I am a user and have been for a while, but it isnt for everyone. I've gotten lucky so many times smoking this shit, and I'm sure most of you have as well. I mean I really hate to break it to ya, but there isn't much to discuss here, the numbers are far too small to make a difference either way. If Marijuana were legalized, or decriminalized, I dont think anybody could accurately show how it would all work out, not to mention, that the very possible abuse of its decriminalization would shadow any possible positive benifits (think Wellfare) You all get your weed no problems, if somebody has a terminal illness and needs something to stop the pain, they have multiple options to take, and uh, trust me, Morphine, Percocet, Methadone, Oxycotin, it isnt like that shit wont fuck you up. Think about it, weed is good, but interms of painkilling properties it pales in comparision to these others.

So yeah, basically I dont think it should be legallized for pain issues, there are far better options. If it is your only option, then your going to get it anyways just as all of you will always be able to get ahold of the greens. If anyone can set precedent of a place that has thrived with widespread Marijuana consumption, please post a link. Amsterdam is either a shithole or a nice place to visit, depending on which bias internet blog/article you decided to read up on so I think three should be something better than that. Call me hypocritical but they could make punishment death and people would still get their fix, legalizing is too risky, besides, your supposed to be stoners, you shouldnt be worried about current events, there are cartoons to be watched, cereal to be eaten in 3 day old underwear, sheesh.

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oh yeah, and if anyone wants to see the numbers, I can throw them in as well, I just didn't have time to do it right now. Oh, and here, I found this:

Prove I look at both sides.

Thanks.
I'm probably the exact opposite of you. I have never used weed, any illegal drug, or any narcotic-level prescription drug; I'm just not interested. And I look at that list and think, if those are legal to prescribe, why isn't weed?

Well again, depending on which magazine you read, the road you took could be seen as great or not so great. As in you dont have experience with these drugs, but that misunderstanding could also lead you to draw an opinion on a drug without knowing about it. Those drugs I was talking about are perscribed, if you dont abuse them and use them like they are supposed to be used, they can be life savers beyond anything else. When your on a painkiller like these btw, I dont think your going to be doing too much anyways, you usually just sit around, its sad enough that a person has to use these, it would only be worse if you turned to weed. I've smoked Weed and been unable to move I was so relaxed, and I've smoked weed and bounced off the walls, thats just me though.

It is not nesecarily for just pain management. It can also help to curb loss of appetite from other prescription drugs.

oh, it will curb your loss of appetite alright. (sits gazing over his pile of Taco Bell) I know that feeling quite well. Well still, the number of people that have to deal with this problem is small, made so by the fact that still people think Weed is too unacceptable in our culture. If Weed didnt have such a bad rep, it might become more widespread for pain issues, but again, it isnt for everyone.

I've cut weed with my ID. I still do! :D

They give one of the kids I work with Marinol, the gee-sorry-kiddo-it-won't-make-you-high-but-maybe-you'll-quit-puking-your-guts-out-from-the-chemo stuff. It works like a charm... And believe you me, he figures out how to get himself high with it. Just a few extra pills a day when you're on treatment and it's golden. I don't begrudge him any of it. He's injesting poison that requires universal precautions to even handle his body fluids because he's toxic to the rest of us. For those people when nothing else works and they're dying anyway can it really be that bad? This kid's going to be lucky to last another year seeing that they gave him a month, tops, in January. C'mon, now. It really improves his mood, appetite and memory. He even has fun once in awhile. The kid's ADHD beyond a lot of what I've seen before but somehow manages to function perfectly well, if not better, on the Marinol. And yet the docs are afraid to prescribe it.

I've used it and never really got anything out of it until brownies a few weeks ago. Whoo, man. Decriminalize it, legalize it, just prescribe it.