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Old 02-20-2004, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How far can you Google?

I was able to yield more than 3,400,000,000 results in one search. Can you do better?
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I sure can:
the: 5,430,000,000
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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just tried for about 5 minutes and highest i got was 3,310,000,000
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I sure can:
the: 5,430,000,000
thats funny. i got the same score. must have searched for the same little word.
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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5,540,000,000

owned...
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i just scored 5,540,000,000.

looks like 'the' is the top word atm.
is there a more googlable word??
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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dunno how i didn't think of "the"... jesus what's wrong with me? :P i was trying to search for stuff like "www, http, and .com" :P
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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5,540,000,000
owned...
What search keyword did you use?
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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They used "The."


Microsoft only brings up 71,600,000

That's weird.
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Old 02-20-2004, 04:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"The" got me 5,540,000,000.

I find it interesting that in the billions of results, "The Onion" was the first one listed. Followed by The White House.
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Old 02-20-2004, 05:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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They used "The."


Microsoft only brings up 71,600,000

That's weird.
Yeah, isn't Microsoft the whole point of the Internet?

Funny that, "Linux" gets 93,800,000.
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I must have been on a different set of servers with my 'the'. I tried to search for all the pages that don't contain 'the', but Google won't let me.
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Old 02-20-2004, 07:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"a" brings up 3,320,000,000 - but that's probably cheating.

Interestingly, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious brought up 17,500 results.
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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'The' got me 5,550,000,000. pwned.
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Old 02-22-2004, 05:42 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I tried to search for some Chinese words, but I couldnt beat "the"
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Old 02-22-2004, 10:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Now, view all of your results and give us all a concise report comparing and contrasting their impact on the global socio-economy as it relates to the sub-culture of google deprived environments.
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:29 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I think it would be interesting to try to find the word with the /least/ number of hits. It must be a dictionary word.

Sorry to thread-jack, but I think it's kinda relevant.
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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'The' got me 5,550,000,000. pwned.
Great minds think alike ----> 5,550,000,000 ('The')
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Old 02-23-2004, 02:46 PM   #19 (permalink)
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<b>teh</b>

<font color=cc0000 class=p>Did you mean: </font><b><i><font color="blue">the</font></i></b>

brought up 1,390,000

not anywhere near a record result, but that's amazing in an insane way.
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Old 02-23-2004, 06:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
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r0xx0r

...only got 2620 hits. funny that.
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Old 02-23-2004, 08:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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yeah, but <b>bundy</b> gets 620,000 hits...

i can't believe 'teh' gets more hits than 'bundy'... the world is upside down.
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Old 02-23-2004, 08:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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bundy is teh r0xx0r gets only gets three hits.

whats wrong with this world??
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Old 02-23-2004, 09:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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bundy is hott gets 3,810 hits

and bundy is hot gets 107,000


better?
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Old 02-23-2004, 09:09 PM   #24 (permalink)
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you're a gem, but 'bernadette is hot' wins... 87,700 hits.
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Old 02-23-2004, 09:21 PM   #25 (permalink)
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*giggles*

so there ya have it... bundy is 19,300 hits hotter than the bern.

like anyone had any doubts...
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Old 02-23-2004, 09:31 PM   #26 (permalink)
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lol. i totally screwed that up.

thats so fucking untrue.
i'm just a sillyface.

but at least we're hotter than Munku (he only got 278).



sorry munky... hehe.../hides...
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Old 02-24-2004, 08:47 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyll -> 9000 results

Can't believe it. A poor second place to Baldrick's frikken Julie Andrews reference in the "stupid long words" division of this competition.
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:15 AM   #28 (permalink)
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"yo mama" is 201,000
"planets" is 2,830,000
"fat" is 31,800,000
"plays pool with" is 408
so there's that.

"condoms" is 1,890,000
"crotch rot" is 1,490
so safe sex is the way to go, it would seem.
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Old 02-24-2004, 10:00 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I think it's funny that when you google "the", 'The Onion' is listed at the very top, followed by 'Welcome to The White House'.

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The Onion
www.theonion.com/ - Similar pages

Welcome to the White House
Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the White House and President
George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States. ...
www.whitehouse.gov/ - 35k - Feb 22, 2004 - Cached - Similar pages
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Old 02-24-2004, 10:01 AM   #30 (permalink)
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additionally,

'fhqwhgads' - 14,200


poor fhqwhgads
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