mc conspiracy
 

mcdonalds. since it's advent this century, more of these franchises have popped up all over the world than any other business. but why? the public doesn't know the truth, but i have some ideas. first of all, Ronald McDonald. who does he resemble that is white as a sheet, has slim hands, and likes kids way too much? give you a hint, he lives on the neverland ranch. that's right, michael jackson. and the hamburgler. he can't just be around to steal burgers, there's something sinister behind that mask. and why would he wear black and white if he hadn't already done at least a bice (prison slang for 2 years). he's more than he seems, and, from my observations, uses hamburger theft as a distraction to run his protection racket. now to the fry kids. they've gotta be the hired muscle, who know's what they're hiding under those pompoms? could be anything from a bat to a glock, and we'll never now. birdie runs messages, among other things (plutonium, drugs, sensitive information, viral weaponry) because she doesn't have to check in at customs, she's a friggin bird. and now to the ring leader: grimmace. i always thought that that big purple son of a bitch was more than the blob of jello he appears, he's the brains of the operation. trust me, mcdonald's couldn't make NEARLY as much money as it does if all it was selling was the crap they call food. any expansion, refute, or anger at my complete stupidity is welcome......yes, i'm a fucking mcslave

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o....k.... then...

*goes back to shuffling flash cards for no reason*

It all makes sense now!

ooohhh...that just fries my nuggets. I grimace at your clowning around.

lmao, tecoyah.......this'll really fry you.....i didn't even mention the experimentation with genetic nuggetation and viral burgery

/me waits for an appearance by GH...

I thought that said viral buggery lol

can i get a McJackson meal please?

sorry moonstruck, they don't sell prepubescent children...........YET.......

The paranoia forum is one up from this one.

wow- that's quite the.... erm... mouthful?

typeful?

rantful!

I shall sully my lips with more Double-meat Quarter Pounders w/cheese than the Hamburglar can steal, and there's not a damn thing that over-poofed clown Ronny McD. can do about it!


Hmmm, bacon_masta + Giant Hamburger? Tasty combination?

I say yes!!

this should be in tilted paranoia

Hail Bacon_Masta!

You talk too much.

This guy has been asking about you.
http://image.pathfinder.com/time/pot.../mcdonalds.jpg
I didn't tell him anything.

Be careful,
-GH

this was originally posted in paranoia and was deemed nonsense by a mod

Hmmm, Always thought Ronald McDonald was a Melnibonean.

<big>Burgers and Fries for My Lord Arioch!!!!</big>

i don't know if i'm just stupid or if i'm missing a joke of some kind, but what the hell is a melnibonean??

If you have to ask, it's probably not worth explaining. Nevertheless, Michael Moorcock, in addition to penning some of the songs that make Blue &Ouml;yster Cult a touchstone of cool, wrote quite a few books, many of them in the epic fantasy mode, and all revolving around various incarnations of the archtypical Champion Eternal who saves and damns the world. In the Elric of Melnibon&eacute; series it is the eponymous character who is the eternal champion. He is the emperor and the first of his race - the Melniboneans - to develop anything like a sense of morality or conscience. He's also an albino sorceror who's tutelary deity is Arioch, one of the lords of Chaos, to whom, through the gory offices of his sentient black broadsword, Stormbringer, he frequently offers "Blood and Souls for My Lord Arioch!", and an all around nintey caliber badass.

If you've read the books or were lucky enough to be enough into Dungons and Dragons at the right time to get one of the first editions of Dieties and Demigods, then all this means something to you. If not, it's all gibberish.

Still, RMcD could be a Melnibonean, and, if he is, that could well be the long pig in you QPC, and the Grimace could easily be a conjoured unspeakable on par with a shoggoth (to mix milieus.)

you're right.......gibberish to me, but seems like an interesting series, i'll try to check it out

<img src="http://www.oldfezziwig.com/hamburglar.jpg">

just ran across this jpg & thought of this thread.

There are character McDonalds doesn't want you to know about:

<img src="http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3808/hammurderer.jpg">

<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3808/hammurderer.html">The Hammurderer</a>

That ain't ketchup you know.

that's exactly what i'm talking about!! wow, that kinda looks like my boss in an orange jumpsuit

The Hamburgler and the Shamrock Shake Hooker? Where's the Apple Pie Pimp or Pusher McFish?

pusher mcfish got put on ice, and the apple pie pimp got beaten by some ho's

And here I thought the Apple Pie Pimp was put away because those Pies were hot.

it's simple...simon was the pieman...

you forgot about the part about the burgers being laden with chemicals that will turn any member of the normal populas into a flesh eating McZombie with enough servings...

...its already struck japan.

http://joannapenabickley.typepad.com...0b06b31de6.jpg

Japan: 86% of the world's weird shit since 1958.

I always thought the McRib sandwich cost an arm and a leg.

this is a woman...

McZombie burgers do not discriminate due to sex, uncle.

Sad, but true.

Eat enough, and you too will become a walking Ronald ZomDonald

honey, I need some blood on my french fries

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ench-fries.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...re-Posters.jpg