Fly

got this from a buddy...........thought i'd share.

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.



35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.



32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.



0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.


-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.



-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.



-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.



-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"


-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over,
Leafs win Stanley Cup.

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Averett

I like it

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

bernadette

i can vouch for that first one!

i'm freezing my ass off here in san jose.

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kulrblind

*sigh* if only that were all it took for the Leafs to win the Cup.

Seriously, though, the first two (three) are actually true.

monody

agreed!

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-Oscar Wilde.

uncle phil

gotta keep remindin' me that it's 'ckin' cold out, don't ya, fly...

COLD AS ICE
Foreigner


You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You never take advice
Someday you'll pay the price, I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
Closing the door
You leave the world behind

You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want paradise
But someday you'll pay the price, I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
Closing the door
You leave the world behind

You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

brief instrumental

(Cold - as - ice)
You know that you are
(Cold-cold) - (as-as) - (ice)
As cold as ice to me
(Cold-cold-cold) - (as-as-as) - (ice)

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, you're as cold as ice)
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
Oh, yes I know
(Cold as icccce)
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
Oh, yes I know
(Cold as icccce)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

go put on some of those famous sleeper jammies my friend,and warm yourself up.

here......does this help?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

warms my frigid soul...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

DEI37

I could feel the heat from here!

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Pacifier

hehe funny I know the same text for europeans, just canada replaced with Lapland

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"It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere. Science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death
— Albert Einstein

Sion

Fahrenheit vs Celcius?

I'll take Celcius with a knockout in round 4.

However, if it goes the full 12 rounds, I predict a Fahrenheit victory by split decision.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

paddyjoe

I can't imagine what temperature it would have to be for the Canucks to win the cup!


Ohh, that's cold.............eh?