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Old 02-18-2004, 08:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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the bastards took it..........

the lower right jaw.........

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i used to have all the teeth and fangs.....and the little fuckers took it for their nest.

these are the culprits.....

bastard #1..


bastard #2



i know where the pricks nest is and dammit..........i'm gonna climb that tree and take back what is mine.

wish me luck.
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha, are you serious ?

That would rock if you actually found it in their nest! Damn squirrels, hope they don't decide to do the same to you.
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Squirrels took yer bone, harsh dude
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Buy a chainsaw, it's easier than climbing.

the tree in question is in my neighbours yard........

and i have a chainsaw,but no blessing to take 'er down from said neighbour.

i'm still gonna get the little fuckers..........

*no worries.......there will be no harm done to the little pricks.*

*i just want to taunt them.........*
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Poor little squirillies. (yeah, I know I probably spelled that wrong)
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Ya right. We all know the little guys around your place look more like this guy. You're spirit rubs off on them.
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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see the blue rag?

they also took that from my yard...........thats the nest of the little bastards.

i swear.........they are gonna wish they hadn't fucked with flyman.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WADWAsQcfi6yOP*Rw91ikDruZ6o4i1yjl1kuVctdJT37DvQm*QJA91AfdFDrfxtVOQff8gpHZxtuf2CXwPEGl7JoukB3RsEuLbL67!4G4u0*XRY8T66*YXC*vVQiPsjVMgAAAP****8/squirrel%20nest.JPG?dc=4675460353124065756[/IMG]
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Here we got them fuckers


Members of the elite Squirrel Cong. Underground sabateurs and Squerilla fighters. We gots to get em.




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Old 02-18-2004, 08:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ya right. We all know the little guys around your place look more like this guy. You're spirit rubs off on them.
at least i don't corrupt them like you do to the chipmunks at your place.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WwAfA4seBMKbNgzst7nFd8vq*VX7DmIyMBZsBRynBT*lXiukKv60Bebh7EeyYO*Zs4htveXLSbrUnOWYCwV35KDbpuJoHgU1IV0Vot*zXEHfjU7ZQiLCNdZGrJM55mJv0sOSzzoQdJ8/chipmonk-hits-bowl.jpg?dc=4675460353573864955[/IMG]
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That picture of the chipmunk might be the most cute yet highly disturbing picture ever.
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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see the blue rag?

they also took that from my yard...........thats the nest of the little bastards.

i swear.........they are gonna wish they hadn't fucked with flyman.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WADWAsQcfi6yOP*Rw91ikDruZ6o4i1yjl1kuVctdJT37DvQm*QJA91AfdFDrfxtVOQff8gpHZxtuf2CXwPEGl7JoukB3RsEuLbL67!4G4u0*XRY8T66*YXC*vVQiPsjVMgAAAP****8/squirrel%20nest.JPG?dc=4675460353124065756[/IMG]
Uh oh, it's more serious than I thought. THOSE ARE CRIPS SQUIRRELS!!!!
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Uh oh, it's more serious than I thought. THOSE ARE CRIPS SQUIRRELS!!!!
Shit, he's right. You better watch your back. I bet they're planning on doing a drive by with acorns any minute now.
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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wow. those canadian squirrels are pretty wild & rowdy...

<img src="http://www.lowpointwin.com/Images/shots/drunk_squirrel.gif">

<img src="http://www.gasholes.com/yabbse/gallery/albums/userpics/Squirrel.jpg">

<img src="http://www.evenlink.com/knouse/Pictures/Animal/Animal_Squirrel_Drunk.jpg">

california squirrels are just teetotalling sweet little peanut panhandlers.
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Shit, he's right. You better watch your back. I bet they're planning on doing a drive by with acorns any minute now.
these little nasties have already hurled many an acorn upon my family and myself.

they even go as far as teasing our poor rabbit.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwD!ArMZ2SlGXZSkKI8bncitL*GGfStSPgGVGSXBe6VovS4vOlySMYZBdpnZ7YAVIXTcpNWeDjSLYk0rBHz0E*aVLlI867HZTPh8k10ayVqGlk1Nx8BExg/thumpy.JPG?dc=4675460370429363892[/IMG]


i'll get even with them...........
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:36 AM   #16 (permalink)
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If you go after them just be sure they haven't used the teeth to create a nasty set of dentures... They could chomp your ass off.
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:43 AM   #17 (permalink)
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these little nasties have already hurled many an acorn upon my family and myself.

they even go as far as teasing our poor rabbit.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwD!ArMZ2SlGXZSkKI8bncitL*GGfStSPgGVGSXBe6VovS4vOlySMYZBdpnZ7YAVIXTcpNWeDjSLYk0rBHz0E*aVLlI867HZTPh8k10ayVqGlk1Nx8BExg/thumpy.JPG?dc=4675460370429363892[/IMG]


i'll get even with them...........
Well, it's no wonder, that rabbit is flying colors right in the face the Crips Squirrels. Jeesh.
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Old 02-18-2004, 12:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I hear squirrel soup is good... catch 9-10 more and you can make yourself a full squirrel sweater!

Those must be some pretty ballsy squirrels...


come on, some one had to do it...
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Old 02-18-2004, 02:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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anyone ever seen the 'fishing for squirrels' website?

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Old 02-18-2004, 05:21 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i even feed these guys too..........

seeds...


acorns...


and peanuts...



......and they still ripped me off.

*ungrateful bastards.*
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Old 02-18-2004, 05:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You're lucky, flyman. Those little bastards only stole your stuff. Look at how they ripped ME off: http://www.greysquirrel.net/grumpy2.html

You can climb their tree... how do I get MY revenge?
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Old 02-18-2004, 06:35 PM   #22 (permalink)
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gimme another link grump.......that one is dead.
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Old 02-18-2004, 07:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
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i had to copy-n-paste grumpy's link & then view his source to fetch this image...

<img src="http://www.greysquirrel.net/pics/fishing2.jpg">
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Old 02-18-2004, 07:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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They are probably excreting your jaw bone as we speak! They like to chew on bones. Sorry man, if you havn't acted already, you might be too late!
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Old 02-18-2004, 07:49 PM   #25 (permalink)
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they're so CUTE... how could you hate them??

that chipmunk pic is great!!


but i do hate those nasty RABBIT fuckers.

how bout we do a swap, your squirrels and chipmunks for our Possums and Rabbits...??
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:08 PM   #26 (permalink)
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bundy dude............i'm in on that trade.

that way i can keep my rabbit as a pet and just eat the ones i get from you.

*cuts back on food for the rabbit.*

and you can keep your fucking possums too....we have enough of our own thanx.

*nasty l'il buggers they are*
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:18 PM   #27 (permalink)
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They are probably excreting your jaw bone as we speak! They like to chew on bones. Sorry man, if you havn't acted already, you might be too late!
no doubt.............they've destroyed my cougar skull and beat the piss outta the two cows heads.

they don't mess w/ the deer though.......maybe cuz of the antlers eh?

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WADOAqscNCJCAPXnys2f!Ustm!Xim5103VMgMga0n5bISO9CSScF872RhYx4cXN4Jm2fOJHpUnJKeJmLHUcAJw!MM!V7Ilf8tTkNcC1nYSWwMYFwxOgtz3BZsR5OXe9ALgAAAP****8/animal%20skulls.JPG?dc=4675449076670180247[/IMG]



bastards.........
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:44 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Be careful, they are arming themselves and waiting for you. Use care when you approach the tree.
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:19 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Watch out for your bunnies! They'll end up pregnant next.
Squirrels get into everything.

They're real tasty, fried up, though.
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:18 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Ahhh face it dude...........you've been owned!.........................eh


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Old 02-19-2004, 07:37 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2004, 02:12 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Ahhh face it dude...........you've been owned!.........................eh




fuck me.........that's all i can say is fuck me......

you win this round buddy.......*if only he could photoshop*

nice one joe.....awsome.




anyways....

this is the actual little bastard....i finally caught him on film.

look at the beady eyes......true nastiness
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQAHA4MaK2uyOP*Rw91ikHNtvWmaKEw7WIrMosUWrl3gfvfb*W4KHDCt7xViMXF43aJbeCddumEFlbRH7SbDtBVko0NFJ1Uzjh487f3zpFI0z*4HUGYMCcyL3apB6HUL/squirrel.JPG?dc=4675460522719687527[/IMG]


see.........the little prick is taunting me........he's fuckin' laughin' at me too.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UgDPArQa7nyyOP*Rw91ikFuNJmSlBWuGrEqyMlrxWM3MRB0bVMgF4InKKuRNiUTPtxxMdbftry2sWCsaVpueYrUu1!curNC56NqMebrTjfxKym3pxCro6J1mnjUF5YNj/squirrel1.JPG?dc=4675460522725229625[/IMG]


BASTARDS.....BASTARDS.....
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Old 02-19-2004, 03:31 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I gotta warn you buddy........





be damn sure you know what you're dealing with!!!!
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Old 02-19-2004, 04:04 PM   #34 (permalink)
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them naughty troublesome canadian squirrels just aren't as cool & fun loving as our californian squirrels... eh?

<img src="http://www.hasfurrychildren.com/yayhooray/silly/animal_rebellion.jpg">
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Old 02-19-2004, 05:41 PM   #35 (permalink)
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.......fear the squirrels they go for the nuts.....
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:05 PM   #36 (permalink)
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where do you guys find those picture LAMO
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:25 PM   #37 (permalink)
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so....i'm at my neighbours,and i see outta the corner of my eye,in the other neighbours yard........this guy.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WgAJAyse36BCAPXnys2f!UkZDLspd2Y9rG4yt1fPcCxxt!Kst0PXXfffc74bjD1rAZFBt0LaAtX5RWMIAQLGzZRhsVr!hdCwN2035L*9HMJdebE5hzCA51mlFhNH8jobPSDONiiW8eg/animal_rebellion2.jpg?dc=4675460552108484831[/IMG]






that gun is pointed right at my side door..........sneaky l'il bastards.

then..........

i spot this nasty fucking rodent.(must be the one splck's been giving the pipe to)..he's lurkin' around the other side of my house



you guys were right.........they're ganging up on me now.

BASTARDS.............BASTARDS.............
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:32 PM   #38 (permalink)
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flyman, i haven't looked much at this website yet, but i think your suqirrels are up to no good & this site might be one of their's... the recipe page might be a ruse to throw ya off...

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/

i have looked at this video:
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/
& that squirrel has some bad attitude.
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:40 PM   #39 (permalink)
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http://www.greysquirrel.net/grumpy2.html

Try this one, fly. Seems to work right now.

You can see why I'm p.o.'d. Copyright infringement! Where's the RAIAA now?
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:43 PM   #40 (permalink)
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bwahahahhhahaaahaha...............thanx bern.........that foamy is hi-fucking-larious.........lmfao.....

he's got the attitude that these bastards around here have.
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