uncle phil

reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

^ that made me recall an email joke that i received just this morning:


The National Transportation Safety Board recently
divulged that they had for the past five years
covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby
the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel
drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in
fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states
that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of
fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

Only the states of West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas and Tennessee
were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final
words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."

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tisonlyi

I bet i can beat you in a staring(stare-ing?) contest.

urgh...

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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

Memnoch

"I am...the führer...of...the dance." *dies*

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Doing my best not to end up like Kathleen Chang.

bparker805

"Yeah baby! Daddy likes it just like that! OH! Keep going! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh............"

forgotten_dream

"There... is... another.. sky-- walker......"

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

Midnight_Son

oh ya, Jenna....I'm almost there!!!!!

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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

balderdash111

"uh oh"

alternatively

"oops"

skier

"What does this button do?"

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

SVT01Cobra

So, this is the end...

Bob Biter

"Excuse me, I have another line..."

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

bernadette

well, i'm betting <b>K-Wise would say "Asta!"</b>

btw... why is he STILL mia? :'(

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tritium

Why in the world would I want to put down my finals words in this forum? I mean, how dumb could you get? Seriously, this is the stupidest thing in the whole wide w

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Blah.

Fremen

Yes honey, those pants do make your ass look fat.

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Google

xim

you think amonia would clean better if we mixed a little bleach in there?

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If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

Kewpie Dan

"up up down down left right left right b a b a start..."

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I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

BoomTruck

"Don't laugh... you're next!"

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Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

mrsandman

"Somebody yelled:" Get Down!" and I started dancing."

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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

mystmarimatt

"What? no...no...you're too ugly to be an angel..."

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.