reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...

^ that made me recall an email joke that i received just this morning:


The National Transportation Safety Board recently
divulged that they had for the past five years
covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby
the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel
drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in
fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states
that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of
fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

Only the states of West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas and Tennessee
were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final
words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."

I bet i can beat you in a staring(stare-ing?) contest.

urgh...

"I am...the führer...of...the dance." *dies*

"Yeah baby! Daddy likes it just like that! OH! Keep going! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh............"

"There... is... another.. sky-- walker......"

oh ya, Jenna....I'm almost there!!!!!

"uh oh"

alternatively

"oops"

"What does this button do?"

So, this is the end...

"Excuse me, I have another line..."

well, i'm betting <b>K-Wise would say "Asta!"</b>

btw... why is he STILL mia? :'(

Why in the world would I want to put down my finals words in this forum? I mean, how dumb could you get? Seriously, this is the stupidest thing in the whole wide w

Yes honey, those pants do make your ass look fat.

you think amonia would clean better if we mixed a little bleach in there?

"up up down down left right left right b a b a start..."

"Don't laugh... you're next!"

"Somebody yelled:" Get Down!" and I started dancing."

"What? no...no...you're too ugly to be an angel..."