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Your very last words...
The concept:
Put down what you would say on your deathbed. Remember, this is Nonsense. :p Mine: *gasping for breath* I regret......never seeing ......"Honey, I Blew Up The Kid"...sighhh...... |
the bored mongol would hoard hoards of boards unless the bored mongol was driving his ford beside of the fjord when the hoards of boards made him beyond bored of boards.
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"I see Blue......
.......he looks...Glorious....." |
In a month, you will all find out how badly I've screwed you over.
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The fortune... in diamonds is .... hidden in...the ...GGHBAKUHUjhjhjhhsdgga!
Always keep them guessing... |
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*whispers* Get your knee....off my chest! |
"He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the aaaarrrrrrgggghhh..."
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*buried w/ portion of ass in the air*
"kiss my hairy white ass" |
"Dont eat the..."
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"With my last breath, I curse Fremen!"
(Blatantly ripped off from Futurama) |
"I fucking hate you! I never loved you!"
doesn't that gonna make them feel bad...? |
hahahahaha.....this is where the shit gets expensive, and i've left you nothing to pay for it........hahahahaha *cough* life's a bitch, good thing this is the stop where i get off the train.
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"... i changed my will, you're all getting..."
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"Hey, I didn't even eat the mousse."
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Not going to say anything. I will have a harmonica handy so that when I feel I am going I will put it in my mouth and go out on a nice chord.
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Uh. I'll have the cake, please.
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Ouch.
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"Let me get this straight... I've lived a mostly virtuous life... never killed anyone... never molested children... never passed on the right lane... my last meal is liquified Jell-O and... mash potatoes?
... I mean, death row convicts actually... have a choice ... ... ... I'm... haunting your asses... *siiiiiiighhhhhh* |
"Rosebud..."
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"The murderer is......"
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Them: "GH, are you mad? It will destroy us all!"
Me: "As long as all is destroyed with us." |
"... is that the best you've got?? come on, give it to me!! leave me breathless!!"
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"No, I'm pretty sure I point this end of the gun towards me"
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Wait, I want to change my answer to:
"It's not me that will die, it is the world that will end." |
"...good evening gentlemen...'
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*gasps out*
Nurse....one last spongebath... |
....I finally know all......42.....
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"Hey Scott, twenty bucks says I'll make it!"
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"... and if i'm lying, may the gods stike me dead where i stand!"
*croak* |
5...4...3...2...1...and...cut!
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I havent decided between a few:
"What Bus?" Splat "It only hurts when I laugh" "ouch" "I never did find out how much that dog in the window was" I feel like I have another one but for the life of me I cant remember what it is. |
Hey, ya'all, watch this.
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I tried to tell you that I didn't feel good!
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My God, honey, that was the best I've ever had.
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I will probably say: "Hey, what's tha..."
If I had time to thing I would like to follow in the imortal words of Socrates: "I drank what?" |
Recordings show that most people's last (sudden) words are "Oh, shit...!"
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"So you don't think i should do this?!"
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"Hey! What's this? These look like live power cables! I know I shouldn't touch them, but I will anyway, because I'm Homer Simp... *BBZZZZZZZZBZBZGHRAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHBZBZZZ*
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reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...
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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the states of West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this." |
I bet i can beat you in a staring(stare-ing?) contest.
urgh... |
"I am...the führer...of...the dance." *dies*
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"Yeah baby! Daddy likes it just like that! OH! Keep going! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh............"
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"There... is... another.. sky-- walker......"
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oh ya, Jenna....I'm almost there!!!!!
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"uh oh"
alternatively "oops" |
"What does this button do?"
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So, this is the end...
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"Excuse me, I have another line..."
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well, i'm betting <b>K-Wise would say "Asta!"</b>
btw... why is he STILL mia? :'( |
Why in the world would I want to put down my finals words in this forum? I mean, how dumb could you get? Seriously, this is the stupidest thing in the whole wide w
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Yes honey, those pants do make your ass look fat.
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you think amonia would clean better if we mixed a little bleach in there?
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"up up down down left right left right b a b a start..."
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"Don't laugh... you're next!"
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"Somebody yelled:" Get Down!" and I started dancing."
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"What? no...no...you're too ugly to be an angel..."
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