Movie Lessons
 

Let's post the silly things we've learned from movies that the directors never intended! Use examples please.



We learned that everyone looks good in fishnet stockings and high heels from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

a thousand-to-one odds against you is *NOT* a problem

If you do drugs your life with either crumble at uncontrollable speeds or you will be completely fine.

A woman needs to be kissed three times then she is hot and totally ready for sex. (ha!) And she'll come within seconds.

If you ever get into a kung fu fight, don't worry, the enemies will fight you one at a time and won't learn from their friend's mistakes.

Don't worry about ammo, there's always another bullet in the gun.

The nerdy girl who always wears her hair in a ponytail and has glasses will be a knockout once she takes the glasses off and pulls her hair down.

I learn not to touch a black man's radio or else I'll get shot in Rush Hour. :lol:

When running from someone trying to run you over in a car, it's impossible to stop yourself from running down the middle of the street or from running to where the car can't go.

Never wear a red shirt on the away mission.

When being chased by a weapon-weilding villan, it does not matter how fast you escape, or what you escape in, because said villian will always be 2 steps behind you.

When running away from man eating sharks, always travel to another coastal city.

Also. Sharks are faster than planes. When you arrive at you destination, the shark will be waiting for you.

Even in a 12 billion dollar vault equipped with lasers, requiring a keycard, thumb print, voice recognition, and retina scan there will be an AC shaft leading right over the top conveniently big enough to crawl through.

All beds come with conventient L shaped blankets that cover the women up to the chest and men to the waste.

No matter how long people argue about what colour wire to cut when deactivating a bomb they always seem to choose the red one in the end.

Every time a bomb is deactivated its usually done with only seconds to spare.

And there is always a big clockface of some kind to show how much time is left.

Bad guys always escape from cops atleast once during a car chase because there is always SOMETHING there to get in the cops way like a train, transport truck or a street car.

Robot Wives are really hotter than Melanie Griffith.

Good guys never call for backup in car chases.

The living will envy the dead.