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Old 02-13-2004, 04:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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MOST SHOCKING CELEB BREAK-UP

Barbie and Ken splitting up after 43-year romance
The Associated Press

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Just like J. Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken.

After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time - apart."


"Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Arons, who quickly added that the duo "will remain friends."


Arons denied there was any truth to rumors that the breakup was linked to the Cali (as in California) Girl Barbie, which is arriving in stores. To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts, a bikini top and metal hoop earrings and have a deeper tan.


This new style already has attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.


Barbie met Ken on the set of a TV commercial in 1961, and they had been inseparable ever since.


Arons hinted Wednesday that the separation may be partially because of Ken's reluctance to get married.


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http://www.tribnet.com/entertainment...-4684980c.html
 
Old 02-13-2004, 04:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Personally I plan to buy the divorced Barbie. I hear she comes with Ken's car, Ken's toys, and Ken's money.
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Personally I plan to buy the divorced Barbie. I hear she comes with Ken's car, Ken's toys, and Ken's money.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Personally I plan to buy the divorced Barbie. I hear she comes with Ken's car, Ken's toys, and Ken's money.
Plus, I understand she's still a virgin, since Ken's got no gentalia. (oh=oh, neither does she!)
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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from another source:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/02/12/off....ap/index.html

<i>Arons hinted Wednesday that the separation may be partially due to Ken's reluctance to getting married. All those bridal Barbie dolls in toy chests around the globe are really just examples of Barbie's wishful thinking, she explained. </i>

tsk tsk... living in sin all these years. what kind of example is that for little girls?
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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From the CNN article :

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This new style already has attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.
With a name like Blaine, it sounds like he's just using Barbie to get at her friend Ken.
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2004, 12:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Plus, I understand she's still a virgin, since Ken's got no gentalia. (oh=oh, neither does she!)
C'mon, you don't REALLY think those are here sisters, do you?
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Old 02-14-2004, 03:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah she was always like "After marriage, then we'll have sex", she kept putting it off and Ken just had enough. He's currently dating Sindy.
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i always thought that barbie came with ken.

she actually cums with GI Joe.......and fakes it with ken


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Old 02-14-2004, 12:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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So Ken comes in another box now?
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Old 02-14-2004, 12:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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So Ken comes in another box now?
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?

His wife left him...

Sorry, old grade school joke suddenly came to mind...
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Old 02-14-2004, 01:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Proving once again that relationships cannot survive without sex. No genetalia, no relationship.
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Old 02-14-2004, 02:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?

His wife left him...
poor guy, maybe she left because of all the carbonation
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