Who is your TFP valentine?? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

iktoweya · 02-13-2004, 01:49 AM

im not sure who it would like it to be yet but im looking for you.

Bivens · 02-13-2004, 08:05 AM

if you're a girl, i can be anybody's Valentine

if you're a guy, you have to be able to cook

losthellhound · 02-13-2004, 08:18 AM

:: Sits waiting for a Valentine to sit in his lap ::

bundy · 02-13-2004, 08:31 AM

wow...
its a TFP personal classifieds page...

ok, i'll bite...

Single White Male seeks bitch. not prepared for anything long-term... this is just for valentines day (and, er, night...). will sing for food and beg for kisses. interests include, but not limited to buggery, nonsense and george michael. am prepared to lick shoes and steering wheels. am attracted to almost anything. am committed to the mantra; quantity not quality. rsvp asap.

seriously, i'm an advocate for ye goode olde nonsense valentines orgy... perhaps iktoweya can provide the punch.

Redlemon · 02-13-2004, 08:36 AM

Mine's vBulletin Message. I know it loves me, because it keeps telling me "Sorry! The administrator has specified that you can only do one search every 40 seconds." That's love, no question about it.

monody · 02-13-2004, 08:54 AM

ahhh yes...
vallentines
the holliday based on a bloodily martyred saint
that causes guys to look like idiots and spend money they don't have...

beautiful.

at work- theyr'e making us wear tags that say 'love is giving'

now if i could get away with adding 'head' to the end of that...

iktoweya · 02-13-2004, 10:37 AM

im looking towards flamingpeach or sillygirl now i just have to build up the guts to ask them

absorbentishe · 02-13-2004, 11:38 AM

I wish I had one

I've been dreaming about this (not really), just hoped someone would be my valentine.

Batman976 · 02-13-2004, 01:08 PM

I'll be any girl's valentine, but they gotta get me back on Steak and Blowjob Day.

Averett · 02-13-2004, 02:35 PM

I don't have one. Sigh.

iktoweya · 02-13-2004, 03:12 PM

i didnt ask ya averett because i thought hu-man asked you to be his valentine but hey if ya need a valentine im available

02-13-2004, 03:15 PM

moonstrucksoul is my valentine- now and forever.

I love you, Josh!

moonstrucksoul · 02-13-2004, 04:08 PM

^^^^Thanks, i love you too.^^^^

Definately gonna have to say OshnSoul.

Averett · 02-13-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by iktoweya
i didnt ask ya averett because i thought hu-man asked you to be his valentine but hey if ya need a valentine im available

Ohh I forgot. I'm the worst valentine ever!

sexymama · 02-13-2004, 04:48 PM

3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone?

GuttersnipeXL · 02-13-2004, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by sexymama
3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone?

Ralph Macheo?

bundy · 02-13-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexymama
3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone?

Eric Estrada?

Astrocloud · 02-13-2004, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by sexymama
3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone?

Bob Newhart?

Munku · 02-13-2004, 07:53 PM

Bones, Bundy, Fremen, Bernadette and Averret are mine. BACK OFF!

Fremen · 02-13-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by Munku
Bones, Bundy, Fremen, Bernadette and Averret are mine. BACK OFF!

Yay!

*does the Humpty dance*

*does a quick count*
Somebody's just receiving in this daisy-chain.

ariekitten · 02-13-2004, 11:12 PM

I have a valentine, but he potentially has another valentine besides me.....
anyone wanna be my second valentine?

Fremen · 02-13-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by ariekitten
I have a valentine, but he potentially has another valentine besides me.....
anyone wanna be my second valentine?

Yup yup, I imagine a lot of anyone's would, including moi.

Do you mind the other four coming along?

bundy · 02-13-2004, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by Munku
Bones, Bundy, Fremen, Bernadette and Averret are mine. BACK OFF!

YAY!!

but hey, since i'm one of those time-travelling Aussies, this means that i get two Valentines Days...

so tonight, i'm going out, and then tomorrow, i can party nonsense style in Fremens sweet-smelling daisy chain of freaks.

Astrocloud · 02-13-2004, 11:45 PM

Here is my Valentine to all my TFP "true loves" -you know who you are.

iktoweya · 02-14-2004, 12:01 AM

ill be your valentine arie

PredeconInferno · 02-14-2004, 12:46 AM

I have no valentine :tear:

sexymama · 02-14-2004, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by GuttersnipeXL
Ralph Macheo?

Close

Quote:

Eric Estrada?

Getting closer -- but much hotter!

Quote:

Bob Newhart?

And closer yet -- but my true valentine is much more fun to be with.

Scorps · 02-14-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by sexymama
Close

Getting closer -- but much hotter!

And closer yet -- but my true valentine is much more fun to be with.

well come on tell us already!

02-13-2004, 01:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	Who is your TFP valentine?? im not sure who it would like it to be yet but im looking for you. __________________ i miss K-Wise

02-13-2004, 08:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	:: Sits waiting for a Valentine to sit in his lap :: __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

02-13-2004, 08:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	wow... its a TFP personal classifieds page... ok, i'll bite... Single White Male seeks bitch. not prepared for anything long-term... this is just for valentines day (and, er, night...). will sing for food and beg for kisses. interests include, but not limited to buggery, nonsense and george michael. am prepared to lick shoes and steering wheels. am attracted to almost anything. am committed to the mantra; quantity not quality. rsvp asap. seriously, i'm an advocate for ye goode olde nonsense valentines orgy... perhaps iktoweya can provide the punch. __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-13-2004, 08:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Mine's vBulletin Message. I know it loves me, because it keeps telling me "Sorry! The administrator has specified that you can only do one search every 40 seconds." That's love, no question about it. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

02-13-2004, 08:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
monody Tilted Location: with the dust bunnies	ahhh yes... vallentines the holliday based on a bloodily martyred saint that causes guys to look like idiots and spend money they don't have... beautiful. at work- theyr'e making us wear tags that say 'love is giving' now if i could get away with adding 'head' to the end of that... __________________ Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others. -Oscar Wilde.

02-13-2004, 08:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bivens Banned Location: Bakersfield, CA	if you're a girl, i can be anybody's Valentine if you're a guy, you have to be able to cook

02-13-2004, 10:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	im looking towards flamingpeach or sillygirl now i just have to build up the guts to ask them __________________ i miss K-Wise

02-13-2004, 11:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I wish I had one I've been dreaming about this (not really), just hoped someone would be my valentine.

02-13-2004, 01:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	I'll be any girl's valentine, but they gotta get me back on Steak and Blowjob Day. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

02-13-2004, 02:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I don't have one. Sigh. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

02-13-2004, 03:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	i didnt ask ya averett because i thought hu-man asked you to be his valentine but hey if ya need a valentine im available __________________ i miss K-Wise

02-13-2004, 03:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	moonstrucksoul is my valentine- now and forever. I love you, Josh!

02-13-2004, 04:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	^^^^Thanks, i love you too.^^^^ Definately gonna have to say OshnSoul. __________________ no signature required

02-13-2004, 04:48 PM	#15 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone? __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

02-13-2004, 07:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Bones, Bundy, Fremen, Bernadette and Averret are mine. BACK OFF!

02-13-2004, 11:12 PM	#21 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	I have a valentine, but he potentially has another valentine besides me..... anyone wanna be my second valentine? __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

02-13-2004, 11:45 PM	#24 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Here is my Valentine to all my TFP "true loves" -you know who you are.

02-14-2004, 12:01 AM	#25 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	ill be your valentine arie __________________ i miss K-Wise

02-14-2004, 12:46 AM	#26 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	I have no valentine :tear: __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.