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Old 02-13-2004, 01:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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Who is your TFP valentine??

im not sure who it would like it to be yet but im looking for you.
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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if you're a girl, i can be anybody's Valentine

if you're a guy, you have to be able to cook
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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:: Sits waiting for a Valentine to sit in his lap ::
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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wow...
its a TFP personal classifieds page...



ok, i'll bite...


Single White Male seeks bitch. not prepared for anything long-term... this is just for valentines day (and, er, night...). will sing for food and beg for kisses. interests include, but not limited to buggery, nonsense and george michael. am prepared to lick shoes and steering wheels. am attracted to almost anything. am committed to the mantra; quantity not quality. rsvp asap.



seriously, i'm an advocate for ye goode olde nonsense valentines orgy... perhaps iktoweya can provide the punch.
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Mine's vBulletin Message. I know it loves me, because it keeps telling me "Sorry! The administrator has specified that you can only do one search every 40 seconds." That's love, no question about it.
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ahhh yes...
vallentines
the holliday based on a bloodily martyred saint
that causes guys to look like idiots and spend money they don't have...

beautiful.

at work- theyr'e making us wear tags that say 'love is giving'

now if i could get away with adding 'head' to the end of that...
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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im looking towards flamingpeach or sillygirl now i just have to build up the guts to ask them
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I wish I had one I've been dreaming about this (not really), just hoped someone would be my valentine.
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Old 02-13-2004, 01:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'll be any girl's valentine, but they gotta get me back on Steak and Blowjob Day.
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Old 02-13-2004, 02:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I don't have one. Sigh.
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i didnt ask ya averett because i thought hu-man asked you to be his valentine but hey if ya need a valentine im available
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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moonstrucksoul is my valentine- now and forever.

I love you, Josh!
 
Old 02-13-2004, 04:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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^^^^Thanks, i love you too.^^^^

Definately gonna have to say OshnSoul.
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i didnt ask ya averett because i thought hu-man asked you to be his valentine but hey if ya need a valentine im available
Ohh I forgot. I'm the worst valentine ever!
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone?
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone?
Ralph Macheo?
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone?
Eric Estrada?
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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3 guesses who my valentine is -- anyone?
Bob Newhart?
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Bones, Bundy, Fremen, Bernadette and Averret are mine. BACK OFF!
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:07 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Bones, Bundy, Fremen, Bernadette and Averret are mine. BACK OFF!
Yay!


*does the Humpty dance*

*does a quick count*
Somebody's just receiving in this daisy-chain.
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I have a valentine, but he potentially has another valentine besides me.....
anyone wanna be my second valentine?
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I have a valentine, but he potentially has another valentine besides me.....
anyone wanna be my second valentine?
Yup yup, I imagine a lot of anyone's would, including moi.
Do you mind the other four coming along?
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:33 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Bones, Bundy, Fremen, Bernadette and Averret are mine. BACK OFF!
YAY!!

but hey, since i'm one of those time-travelling Aussies, this means that i get two Valentines Days...

so tonight, i'm going out, and then tomorrow, i can party nonsense style in Fremens sweet-smelling daisy chain of freaks.
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:45 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Here is my Valentine to all my TFP "true loves" -you know who you are.

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Old 02-14-2004, 12:01 AM   #25 (permalink)
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ill be your valentine arie
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Old 02-14-2004, 12:46 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I have no valentine :tear:
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Old 02-14-2004, 09:30 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Ralph Macheo?
Close

Quote:
Eric Estrada?
Getting closer -- but much hotter!

Quote:
Bob Newhart?
And closer yet -- but my true valentine is much more fun to be with.
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Old 02-14-2004, 10:11 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Close

Getting closer -- but much hotter!

And closer yet -- but my true valentine is much more fun to be with.
well come on tell us already!
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