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theguyondacouch · 02-12-2004, 06:43 PM

What are the stupid things you've said when high? My favorate is this little dandy of a conversation:

Me:Oh shit dude...
Freind: What?
Me:My skin is running away!

asudevil83 · 02-12-2004, 07:05 PM

i prefer the "super stoned blank stare of confusion", where you have no idea whats going on or whats being said. and where you are trying to pay attention and whats going through your mind is "i wish i wasnt so stoned so i could understand what people are sayingl."

ShaniFaye · 02-12-2004, 07:15 PM

my classic that everyone still makes fun of me for....I spent an hour trying to convince someone that China was an island

krwlz · 02-12-2004, 07:22 PM

This kid I know, Ben, gets really hyper high. Hes talking at me a mile a minute, and I simply could no longer understand english.

I look at him and he asks me something, I could tell by the tone in his voice. How do I reply? "So stoned"

I cant live that one down. My friends are convinced Ill say that to a cop one day.

xim · 02-12-2004, 09:05 PM

im known for going on these rediculously long philisophical ramblings for 20 minutes

krwlz · 02-13-2004, 07:14 AM

Also, same kid, same night... He said something completly random, we look at him and say "You realize thats not a sentence right?"

His reply?

"Well, you can take the words, and rearrange them, its like a game, have fun with that"

He was as serious as one can be... stoned.

paddyjoe · 02-13-2004, 07:20 AM

hell I knew some, but umm.............forgot em all

monody · 02-13-2004, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by krwlz

"Well, you can take the words, and rearrange them, its like a game, have fun with that"

hell- i've said that myself when not stoned.....

GuttersnipeXL · 02-13-2004, 05:35 PM

After smelling my arm that had coconut sun tan lotion on it, I say..."Holy crap! I smell like the sun!" I think I meant the beach...I was attempting to steal a Horatio Sanz line, but failed.

02-13-2004, 05:51 PM

i just love laughing- then laughing about laughing- then laughing about laughing about something which we totally forgot about why we were laughing..........

rockzilla · 02-13-2004, 06:26 PM

A friend and I were staring at the stars (yes, high)...

Her : Wouldn't it be awesome to live on a fiery planet?
Me : (pauses a few seconds) No...
(unstoppable laughter from both of us)

Fly · 02-14-2004, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
hell I knew some, but umm.............forgot em all

yup.......i'm w/ joe on this one.

Fly · 02-14-2004, 10:39 AM

ah shit............i forgot that i already checked this thread out.

datroyenschwart · 02-14-2004, 11:37 AM

Friend: Where are you?
Me: Columbia University (wrong answer).
Friend: What are you doing right now?
Me: Walking down the magical red brick road (right answer, kind of).

02-12-2004, 06:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Stoned sayings What are the stupid things you've said when high? My favorate is this little dandy of a conversation: Me:Oh shit dude... Freind: What? Me:My skin is running away! __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

02-12-2004, 07:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	my classic that everyone still makes fun of me for....I spent an hour trying to convince someone that China was an island __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

02-12-2004, 07:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	This kid I know, Ben, gets really hyper high. Hes talking at me a mile a minute, and I simply could no longer understand english. I look at him and he asks me something, I could tell by the tone in his voice. How do I reply? "So stoned" I cant live that one down. My friends are convinced Ill say that to a cop one day. Last edited by krwlz; 02-13-2004 at 07:13 AM..

02-12-2004, 09:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	im known for going on these rediculously long philisophical ramblings for 20 minutes __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-13-2004, 05:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	After smelling my arm that had coconut sun tan lotion on it, I say..."Holy crap! I smell like the sun!" I think I meant the beach...I was attempting to steal a Horatio Sanz line, but failed. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

02-12-2004, 07:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
asudevil83 Psycho Location: Scottsdale, AZ	i prefer the "super stoned blank stare of confusion", where you have no idea whats going on or whats being said. and where you are trying to pay attention and whats going through your mind is "i wish i wasnt so stoned so i could understand what people are sayingl."

02-13-2004, 07:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Also, same kid, same night... He said something completly random, we look at him and say "You realize thats not a sentence right?" His reply? "Well, you can take the words, and rearrange them, its like a game, have fun with that" He was as serious as one can be... stoned.

02-13-2004, 07:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	hell I knew some, but umm.............forgot em all

02-13-2004, 05:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	i just love laughing- then laughing about laughing- then laughing about laughing about something which we totally forgot about why we were laughing..........

02-13-2004, 06:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	A friend and I were staring at the stars (yes, high)... Her : Wouldn't it be awesome to live on a fiery planet? Me : (pauses a few seconds) No... (unstoppable laughter from both of us)

02-14-2004, 10:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ah shit............i forgot that i already checked this thread out. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-14-2004, 11:37 AM	#14 (permalink)
datroyenschwart Tilted Location: North Carolina (college)	Friend: Where are you? Me: Columbia University (wrong answer). Friend: What are you doing right now? Me: Walking down the magical red brick road (right answer, kind of). __________________ Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.