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Old 02-12-2004, 06:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Stoned sayings

What are the stupid things you've said when high? My favorate is this little dandy of a conversation:


Me:Oh shit dude...
Freind: What?
Me:My skin is running away!
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Old 02-12-2004, 07:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i prefer the "super stoned blank stare of confusion", where you have no idea whats going on or whats being said. and where you are trying to pay attention and whats going through your mind is "i wish i wasnt so stoned so i could understand what people are sayingl."
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Old 02-12-2004, 07:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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my classic that everyone still makes fun of me for....I spent an hour trying to convince someone that China was an island
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Old 02-12-2004, 07:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This kid I know, Ben, gets really hyper high. Hes talking at me a mile a minute, and I simply could no longer understand english.

I look at him and he asks me something, I could tell by the tone in his voice. How do I reply? "So stoned"

I cant live that one down. My friends are convinced Ill say that to a cop one day.

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Old 02-12-2004, 09:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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im known for going on these rediculously long philisophical ramblings for 20 minutes
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Also, same kid, same night... He said something completly random, we look at him and say "You realize thats not a sentence right?"

His reply?

"Well, you can take the words, and rearrange them, its like a game, have fun with that"

He was as serious as one can be... stoned.
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hell I knew some, but umm.............forgot em all
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:57 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally posted by krwlz

"Well, you can take the words, and rearrange them, its like a game, have fun with that"
hell- i've said that myself when not stoned.....
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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After smelling my arm that had coconut sun tan lotion on it, I say..."Holy crap! I smell like the sun!" I think I meant the beach...I was attempting to steal a Horatio Sanz line, but failed.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i just love laughing- then laughing about laughing- then laughing about laughing about something which we totally forgot about why we were laughing..........
 
Old 02-13-2004, 06:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A friend and I were staring at the stars (yes, high)...

Her : Wouldn't it be awesome to live on a fiery planet?
Me : (pauses a few seconds) No...
(unstoppable laughter from both of us)
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Old 02-14-2004, 07:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Originally posted by paddyjoe
hell I knew some, but umm.............forgot em all

yup.......i'm w/ joe on this one.
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Old 02-14-2004, 10:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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ah shit............i forgot that i already checked this thread out.
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Old 02-14-2004, 11:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Friend: What are you doing right now?
Me: Walking down the magical red brick road (right answer, kind of).
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