Astrocloud

I found a caffeine free diet pepsi in the bottom of my refridgerator. The reason it hasn't been drank to date is because it's caffeine free.


I noticed that there is a sign towards the bottom of the can that says

The date on the bottom says

Dec 30 02

Averett

I think you should drink it and then eat the can.

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bernadette

go buy a new can of soda that you like, for crying out loud mister cheap skate

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bundy

drink it with bacardi and fresh lemon.

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micah67

Dump it. It's nearly embalming fluid now.

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slimshaydee

scull scull scull scull

theguyondacouch

CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG!!!!!!

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absorbentishe

Pour 3 parts Jack Daniels to 1 part the lifeless soda, and everything will be fine.

bundy

up the old red rooster, down down down...

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tuffrr

I wouldn't drink it coz its past its use-by-date but the fact that its caffiene free diet pepsi and you still want to drink it just makes my head hurt.

sillygirl

yeah no shit. Throw that piss away!!! I'll buy you a can of Pepsi! SHEESH!

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mirevolver

Drink it, I'm sure it has a pretty good half-life-- I mean shelf-life.

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Arsenic7

Drink it...FOR SCIENCE!

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Lokus

Diet, expired AND Pepsi? That's three strikes against it right there.

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bernadette

i think maybe astrocloud has drank the can of swill & has died.

damn. i might even miss him.

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twilightfoix

Be a man and just drink the damn thing. Drink by dates are for whimps.

sillygirl

Astrocloud, you didn't die, did you?

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bundy

well, i hope i'm not jumping the gun here, but lets just declare Astro dead anyway...

COMMENCE THE MOURNING!!!!



thanks for memories Astro...

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Astrocloud

I don't think I'm dead at least not yet. I'll get pictures to prove it in a little bit.

Giant Hamburger

after drinking said Pepsi...

Redlemon

Caffiene free? Diet? What possible reason could there be for drinking a cola with neither caffiene nor sugar? No one drinks cola for the taste...

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xim

i have some diet cokes in my closet that say MAY 1997

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Tophat665

Caffiene Free & Diet? Expiration date = date of production. Begone foul elixer of dubious benefit.

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Fearless_Hyena

Great to know you're not dead Astrocloud!! But is that maybe coz you didn't drink it yet??

BTW I chose NO, I wouldn't drink that crap if it was brand new!

-Anders

I think pepsi gets better when it's passed the expiration date

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shalafi

Drink it. Itll give you something to tell the grandkids about.

Or if GH is right you could turn into a brain eating zombie......that might be fun.

Karby

i think you should at least taste it. and if you happen to...'expire' like the date on the can, then you'll know not to drink old diet pepsi.

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Astrocloud

Still a few days left on this poll. GH's suggestion DOES sound like encouragement... who wouldn't want to be an undead zombie?

I promised pictures but my camera is hidden under my clutter somewhere.

Redlemon

Dude... I was an undead zombie, back in the *Tranquil Field* thread. I think it was GH's fault, too. It didn't turn out well for me.

Giant Hamburger

Hello there,

Just for clarification, the image above is not an undead zombie.
It's the Incredible Melting Man. The story goes a little something like this: A star-crossed Astronaut exposed to mysterious cosmic rays outside of Saturn's rings returns to mother Earth and begins to melt. Escaping from the hospital, he wanders around the backwoods looking for human flesh to eat. Typical.

Stay away from that Pepsi! It could be chock full of those cosmic rays.
You have been warned.
-GH

ariekitten

hey i agree with bundy....you can never go wrong when mixing with alcohol! go for it!

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wannabenakid247

It will probably taste exactly the same. Drink it. Good luck

Astrocloud

It really didn't taste that good when it was "fresh".

Batman976

I say shake it up and try to make it explode. That is if there is any carbonation left in it. If you must drink it, I'd have to go along with the crew saying mix it with alcohol. You might want to have a few drinks before hand too. That way it won't hurt so much.

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Munku

Bah! That's not even old.. pfft!

Astrocloud

Just one more day left on the poll and then I will turn into a molten mass of Melting man (Sponsored by Pepsi).


Before Pepsi.....................................After Pepsi

Astrocloud

Hmmm. Pictures of my Drinking said pepsi on another post in the picture forum.

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=45860