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05-03-2003, 01:02 AM
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Junkie
Location: Sydney
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Things that are fun to put in the microwave
(Insert warning here).
DON'T DO THIS An egg, in the shell. if you've done this, you know what im talking about.  Gremlins CDs... ooo look at the perty colors Hamsters Marshmallows ...seriously they turn to taffee Aluminium foil A smaller microwave Marshmallow Peeps (they inflate to about 3X normal size and burn) Furbys
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05-03-2003, 07:19 AM
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Insane
Location: Arizona
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My exwife....sadly haven't been able to do this as of yet.
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05-03-2003, 08:01 AM
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Psycho
Location: Columbia Falls, MT
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Haha, steel wool. That didn't turn out so well. CDs are pretty neat in a microwave and so are light bulbs. All the pretty lights.
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05-03-2003, 08:32 AM
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Cracking the Whip
Location: Sexymama's arms...
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hmmm,
I don't think that is good for your microwave.
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05-03-2003, 08:43 AM
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Yeah, And I don't think the hamsters would enjoy that too much, cchris.
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05-03-2003, 11:10 AM
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Squid
Location: USS George Washington
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The kitchen on fire pic made me almost pee myself... awesome!
Waaaay back in the, erm, early 90's, the old old New York State driver's licenses (not the ones in use today, or even the ones before those. These are the OLD tan/beige ones) had this red "UNDER 21" over your picture if you were under 21. It was a common practice to tell freshmen at my college that if you put the driver's license in the microwave the "UNDER 21" would fade off the license. Instead, the license would curl up and turn all bubbly, like a shrinky-dink. Minutes of fun! -Mikey |
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05-06-2003, 01:09 AM
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Psycho
Location: New Orleans
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Heh back in high school we used to pick up the broken microwaves the evening before trash day.
Bring them back do a quick fix and turn the back yard into the AOL Light Show. Man we were bored.
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05-30-2003, 06:57 PM
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Brave Corporate Logo
Location: Undisclosed
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I recommend putting two peeps with toothpicks stuck in them into the microwave and watching them joust. It's cool. And lest we forget, it was Maniac Mansion that taught us all that putting hamsters in the microwave caused them to explode. That game actually resulted in a wave of kids doing it too. Poor hamsters.
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06-02-2003, 04:31 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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magnesium... make sure it's someone else's microwave
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06-02-2003, 11:54 PM
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Still searching...
Location: NorCal For Life
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I dont think anyone mentioned forks. Forks are cool, probably like tin foil, but hey, you will never know until you try. The dorms are a great place to see stuff like this. Our comuunal microwave saw many CDs in its day.
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06-03-2003, 01:10 AM
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Psycho
Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
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Pop cans are rather interesting in the microwave. Some vandals broke into my buddy's church during a food drive. They placed a pop can in the nuker and set it for some insane amount. The pop can exploded outta the nuker, ripped the door off, and broke through the cabinet 5 feet away. It was a flying projectile you didn't want to be in front of
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06-03-2003, 05:04 AM
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Insane
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haha. that steel wool pic made me laugh. i never heard of the cd thing. i had to try it ofcourse. looked very cool! anyways, i remember my physics teacher once telling me a story about heating up boiled eggs in the microwave. these eggs were already peeled, and boiled ofcourse, but she just wanted to re-heat them for her guests. well, after about 30 seconds on high, she took them out of the microwave, put them on a plate, ready to serve. she then walked in to the livingroom, and as she was about to put the plate down on the table... boom! the eggs exploded!!! very very funny!
(atleast i thought so) |
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06-04-2003, 08:32 PM
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Had to leave this awesome space
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As a kid I used to put bologna in the micro for extended periods of time... like about 5 mins. It taste really good, almost jerky like. The best part is it edges fold up and the bologna turns into a bowl. So you can fill it full of stuff and eat the bowl... Loads of fun I had with that. Hotdogs are yummy, too, that way.
Other then that, fish are fun. |
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06-05-2003, 07:56 AM
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Insane
Location: In front of my keyboard.
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First time I put a coaster DVD into the microwave, I thought it looked like something outta the Matrix... pretty freaking cool...
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06-05-2003, 08:04 AM
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Fruit on the Bottom Hope on Top
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06-05-2003, 05:45 PM
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Hiding Out
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My former neighbor, she moved away, was not exactly the brightest of light bulbs. She put a piece of pizza wrapped in tin-foil into the microwave and it started floating!
Not like flying, but it was hover like a good inch in the microwave. Man that was funny and dangerous! That's the kinda thing Darwin awards are given for.
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