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smarm · 04-19-2003, 10:35 AM

Ok... Movie quotes: Attribute (who said it in what movie) the previous quote and post a new one...

An easy one to start:

"Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?"

genka · 04-19-2003, 10:36 AM

sorry, not in line, but does the movie have to be in english?

richeee · 04-19-2003, 10:38 AM

John Belushi "Animal House"

"...The Germans wore gray, you wore blue..."

smarm · 04-19-2003, 10:48 AM

Humphrey Bogart "Casablanca" (Rick to Ilsa)

"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"

smarm · 04-19-2003, 10:51 AM

I'll be out of the running if the quote isn't in english, but, that probably shouldn't be a limitting factor!

-Smarm

richeee · 04-19-2003, 10:57 AM

The Waco Kid in "Blazing Saddles" ?

One for KWSN:

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets."

KWSN · 04-19-2003, 11:03 AM

THE FRENCH KNIGHT, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!

beautiful selection, richeee.

now for mine....

"Does this look like spit to you?"

Spanky Johnson · 04-19-2003, 11:30 AM

Super Troopers.

Now mine:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

smarm · 04-19-2003, 01:38 PM

Roddy Piper in "They Live"

"No, no, no! No food, no food. Bring me sex, I want sex, bring me some sex! No, no, no! That one. Being me that one, over there. That one, the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Take her clothes off, take her clothes off, and bring her to me!"

richeee · 04-19-2003, 01:46 PM

Trapper John in "M*A*S*H"

"I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you, But you were born to rub me first."

smarm · 04-19-2003, 01:50 PM

Chevy Chase in Caddy Shack

The Wave File

"Oh sure, I tell you, then you tell somebody else, and the next thing you know, we're in the middle of another ice age."

rogue49 · 04-19-2003, 01:51 PM

Ick in "Real Genius"

"No more yankie my wankie...The Donger need food!"

smarm · 04-19-2003, 03:06 PM

Luc Duc Dong in Sixteen Candles

One of my favorites:
"Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin."

Spanky Johnson · 04-19-2003, 05:42 PM

Winger in Stripes.

"Shut up, Big-booty, you coward! You are the weakest individual I ever know! "

Sion · 04-19-2003, 06:09 PM

The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai

"I say the future is ours, IF you can count."

ExArmyGuy · 04-19-2003, 07:41 PM

Cyrus in "The Warriors."

"I hate Illinois Nazis!"

duckduck · 04-19-2003, 09:07 PM

Blues Brothers:

Elwood Blues: Illinois Nazis.
Jake Blues: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Easy one for ya:

"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"

vermin · 04-19-2003, 11:16 PM

Mike Myers as Austin Powers in the first Austin Powers movie.

"...you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

jazzmanzem · 04-20-2003, 12:55 AM

Patton...after he beats Rommel

"What did you say your name was?
-I didn't"

smarm · 04-20-2003, 08:10 AM

Exchange between Mordecai and "The Stranger"(Eastwood) in High Plains Drifter

"I was in the bath one day, when I realized why I was destined for greatness."

duckduck · 04-20-2003, 08:50 AM

The Joker from Batman

Here's one of my all time fav's:

"Come back you fat bearded b*tch!"

crazycousinjim · 04-20-2003, 09:45 AM

Dark helmet - Spaceballs

This one made me shoot beer out my nose when I heard it.

"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head!"

qpid · 04-20-2003, 10:05 AM

Sara Silverman in "Way of the Gun"

"He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting lightbulb."

Sion · 04-20-2003, 11:01 AM

Saving Private Ryan?

not giving another quote because Im not sure if Im right.

smarm · 04-20-2003, 11:03 AM

Hanks in Saving Private Ryan

"Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy, and his rotten painting! Rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon--two coats!"

zmbabwe · 04-20-2003, 12:24 PM

Martin Lawrence in something?

argh I know this one it's at the tip of my tongue.

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 12:33 PM

It's the jive guy in Airplane

"It bulges in the middle, 16 thousand light years thick"

crazycousinjim · 04-20-2003, 01:10 PM

The Galaxy Song from Monty Python's Meaning of Life

"You ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town. "

ExArmyGuy · 04-20-2003, 03:48 PM

Ash - Army of Darkness

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 03:54 PM

From National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"I think those girls just gave him a high stick! They sure gave me one!"

smarm · 04-20-2003, 04:15 PM

Wanchuk from Slap Shot???

zmbabwe · 04-20-2003, 05:20 PM

I second that smarm

Tophat665 · 04-22-2008, 05:11 PM

Now this is a thread in need of a bumpin'..

Quote:

Originally Posted by smarm

"Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy, and his rotten painting! Rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon--two coats!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWSN

It's the jive guy in Airplane

BZZZZZT!

Actually, That's Franz Liebkind in the original Producers.

Next: "Answer Easy. Question... Very Hard."

04-19-2003, 10:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Movie Quotes! Ok... Movie quotes: Attribute (who said it in what movie) the previous quote and post a new one... An easy one to start: "Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?"

04-19-2003, 10:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
genka Tilted Location: New Jersey	sorry, not in line, but does the movie have to be in english? __________________ WHOOO!!!!

04-19-2003, 10:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	John Belushi "Animal House" "...The Germans wore gray, you wore blue..." __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-19-2003, 10:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	The Waco Kid in "Blazing Saddles" ? One for KWSN: "You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets." __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-19-2003, 11:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
KWSN green	THE FRENCH KNIGHT, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!!!! beautiful selection, richeee. now for mine.... "Does this look like spit to you?" __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-19-2003, 10:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Humphrey Bogart "Casablanca" (Rick to Ilsa) "What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"

04-19-2003, 10:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
smarm Insane	I'll be out of the running if the quote isn't in english, but, that probably shouldn't be a limitting factor! -Smarm

04-19-2003, 11:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	Super Troopers. Now mine: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

04-19-2003, 01:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Roddy Piper in "They Live" "No, no, no! No food, no food. Bring me sex, I want sex, bring me some sex! No, no, no! That one. Being me that one, over there. That one, the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Take her clothes off, take her clothes off, and bring her to me!"

04-19-2003, 01:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Trapper John in "MAS*H" "I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, But you were born to rub me first." __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-19-2003, 01:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Chevy Chase in Caddy Shack The Wave File "Oh sure, I tell you, then you tell somebody else, and the next thing you know, we're in the middle of another ice age."

04-19-2003, 01:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Ick in "Real Genius" "No more yankie my wankie...The Donger need food!"

04-19-2003, 03:06 PM	#13 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Luc Duc Dong in Sixteen Candles One of my favorites: "Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin."

04-19-2003, 05:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	Winger in Stripes. "Shut up, Big-booty, you coward! You are the weakest individual I ever know! "

04-19-2003, 06:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai "I say the future is ours, IF you can count." __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-20-2003, 05:20 PM	#32 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	I second that smarm

04-19-2003, 07:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
ExArmyGuy Upright Location: Arizona	Cyrus in "The Warriors." "I hate Illinois Nazis!"

04-19-2003, 09:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Blues Brothers: Elwood Blues: Illinois Nazis. Jake Blues: I hate Illinois Nazis. Easy one for ya: "As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!" __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-19-2003, 11:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Mike Myers as Austin Powers in the first Austin Powers movie. "...you magnificent bastard, I read your book!" __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-20-2003, 12:55 AM	#19 (permalink)
jazzmanzem Insane	Patton...after he beats Rommel "What did you say your name was? -I didn't"

04-20-2003, 08:10 AM	#20 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Exchange between Mordecai and "The Stranger"(Eastwood) in High Plains Drifter "I was in the bath one day, when I realized why I was destined for greatness."

04-20-2003, 08:50 AM	#21 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	The Joker from Batman Here's one of my all time fav's: "Come back you fat bearded b*tch!" __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-20-2003, 09:45 AM	#22 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	Dark helmet - Spaceballs This one made me shoot beer out my nose when I heard it. "Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head!"

04-20-2003, 10:05 AM	#23 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Sara Silverman in "Way of the Gun" "He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting lightbulb." __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-20-2003, 11:01 AM	#24 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Saving Private Ryan? not giving another quote because Im not sure if Im right. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-20-2003, 11:03 AM	#25 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Hanks in Saving Private Ryan "Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy, and his rotten painting! Rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon--two coats!"

04-20-2003, 12:24 PM	#26 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	Martin Lawrence in something? argh I know this one it's at the tip of my tongue.

04-20-2003, 12:33 PM	#27 (permalink)
KWSN green	It's the jive guy in Airplane "It bulges in the middle, 16 thousand light years thick" __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-20-2003, 01:10 PM	#28 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	The Galaxy Song from Monty Python's Meaning of Life "You ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town. "

04-20-2003, 03:48 PM	#29 (permalink)
ExArmyGuy Upright Location: Arizona	Ash - Army of Darkness I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

04-20-2003, 03:54 PM	#30 (permalink)
KWSN green	From National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation "I think those girls just gave him a high stick! They sure gave me one!" __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-20-2003, 04:15 PM	#31 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Wanchuk from Slap Shot???