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Munku · 02-07-2004, 09:39 PM

Damnit Hal, I was ahead of all of those people...

I shall ask again, how long is your penis?

Stiltzkin · 02-07-2004, 09:48 PM

How do you express pi in a number system of base pi?

Halx · 02-07-2004, 09:58 PM

averett:
1: pants first... no socks without the pants
2: i'd have to take them off to test ... is that your plan?

munku:
I dont answer that question

stilt:
i don't know, and I'm not sure knowing it would give me what I'm looking for in life

numist · 02-07-2004, 10:02 PM

Stiltzkin:
1

there, saved Hal the trouble.

gnort · 02-07-2004, 10:23 PM

A chocolate glazed doughnut is rolling down 5th avenue in NYC at 2.3 mph. If a small brown rabbit is chasing that doughnut and suddenly trips over a dwarf wearing spandex, how many cups of sugar would it take to get to the moon?

Halx · 02-07-2004, 10:44 PM

gnort.. how about asking me something I give a shit about?

numist · 02-07-2004, 10:51 PM

Quote:

A chocolate glazed doughnut is rolling down 5th avenue in NYC at 2.3 mph. If a small brown rabbit is chasing that doughnut and suddenly trips over a dwarf wearing spandex, how many cups of sugar would it take to get to the moon?

Hal - whats the weather like there?

InTeGrA77 · 02-07-2004, 11:17 PM

will this thread ever drive you insane??

Munku · 02-07-2004, 11:19 PM

Should I hate hal for refusing my question?

Halx · 02-08-2004, 12:16 AM

numist:
i dont know.. I'm not too keen on going outside

integra:
it has before...

munku:
no!

TheClarkster · 02-08-2004, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by numist
Hal - whats the weather like there?

It's rather windy but nice and sunny.

Now I have a question, where would be a good place to get a job around here?

sillygirl · 02-08-2004, 12:28 AM

Why can't I sleep at night?

Halx · 02-08-2004, 03:11 AM

clark:
look on craigslist.org

sillygirl:
perhaps it's a complication related to the winged insects that you appear to have ingested

-Anders · 02-08-2004, 07:07 AM

So Hal..
Why are you wearing pants?

paddyjoe · 02-08-2004, 07:15 AM

Now Hal,

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
Maybe something sports related, Hal:

1) Will the Dodgers win another series in your lifetime?

2) Will the Red Sox win another series in my lifetime?

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
paddyjoe:
1: yes, in 3 years
2: no.. HAH

are you sure you didn't somehow confuse or mix up question 1 and 2?

sillygirl · 02-08-2004, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
sillygirl:
perhaps it's a complication related to the winged insects that you appear to have ingested

Oh, I never thought of that!

So, what should I do for the new guy I'm dating for Valentine's Day? (Nothing sexual) He told me I'm "Not allowed" to get him anything, but I'd rather think of something sweet to do anyway.

gnort · 02-08-2004, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
gnort.. how about asking me something I give a shit about?

>sigh< alright, alright...Ill stop with the stupid questions(the answer to the last one was 3 btw

)

new question!

What's your favorite movie?

tinfoil · 02-08-2004, 02:06 PM

How long until you answer my question?

What's the square root of dick?

SVT01Cobra · 02-08-2004, 03:19 PM

Short question...

What porn star would you like to have sex with the most?

grumpyolddude · 02-08-2004, 04:35 PM

Have you told your mother "I love you" today?

Fly · 02-08-2004, 06:54 PM

wanna shoot some stick?

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=42781

......and i need the time man?

SonicRL · 02-08-2004, 07:17 PM

Windows or Linux?

slimshaydee · 02-09-2004, 04:05 AM

Are you really the head of the Kwik-e mart?
Really?
You?

slimshaydee · 02-09-2004, 04:10 AM

oh i got another 1
can I start another thread exactly like this, but make my answers wittier than yours?

jwoody · 02-09-2004, 04:30 AM

I'm organising a friend's stag weekend.

Where should we go: Amsterdam, Prague or Ibiza?

Halx · 02-09-2004, 04:50 PM

anders:
it's really complicated.. I know I shouldn't.. but.. it's not what you expect

paddyjoe:
100% sure

sillygirl:
terribly cliche.. but.. cook him something?

gnort:
Amelie

tinfoil:
2 seconds
5.1962

cobra:
none of 'em... they all skanky

grumpy:
nope.. maybe later

flyman:
i'd love to

sonic:
windows - linux users are masochists

slim:
1. no, thank you, come again
2. sure.. whatever

jwoody:
prague!

sillygirl · 02-09-2004, 04:57 PM

Okay, Hal.... now the question is.... what do I cook for him? I'm relatively handy in the kitchen, but we both still live with parents... and he's taking me to dinner....

InTeGrA77 · 02-09-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
gnort:
Amelie

Good call, it's one of my favorites too. What's your favorite part?

I have many favorite parts, but the one that comes to mind right away is when she's sitting on the roof of that guy's house that tried to make her beleive that she caused his car crash and all those other worldwide disasters. And she keeps unplugging his satellite in the middle of the soccer game he's watching.

I laugh now, just thinking of the look on her face (grr), and I think I'm gonna go watch it again. (it always puts me in a good mood

)

iktoweya · 02-09-2004, 09:10 PM

1. Why did macaulay culkin always hang out with michael jackson?
2. what was really eating gilbert grape?
3. Budweiser or Miller?

Stiltzkin · 02-09-2004, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by numist
Stiltzkin:
1

there, saved Hal the trouble.

Actually, the correct answer is:
10

But you had the right idea

.

Next question:
How many monkeys standing on top of each other's shoulders does it take to get to the moon?

Mr.Deflok · 02-09-2004, 09:28 PM

Is it normal for a man of my age to be thinking about Global Domination and Galactic Conquest?

phlox · 02-09-2004, 10:00 PM

should I chop my hair off again or grow it long? (it's about chin length now)

Also, will I become a famous novelist?

Mr.Deflok · 02-09-2004, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phlox
should I chop my hair off again or grow it long? (it's about chin length now)

Also, will I become a famous novelist?

I wish to ask both those questions.

(Uncanny, I'm writing mythological novels about Gods and have been contemplating growing my hair long and scruffy)

Astrocloud · 02-09-2004, 11:24 PM

What is the significance of meaning?

Fly · 02-10-2004, 05:13 AM

what is the meaning of significance?

Crack · 02-10-2004, 05:35 AM

How would I start out in the "Porn Star Business"? BTW I am hung like a spider...

Cycler · 02-10-2004, 07:37 AM

Have you gotten the new car yet?<p>If so do you like it?

aphex140 · 02-10-2004, 07:52 AM

who was the gourgous female on your lap inthe 'another day in Halxs life' do she have any photo sets.

JoeyB · 02-10-2004, 08:08 AM

Do you think the Dodgers should trade Beltre?

sillygirl · 02-10-2004, 12:37 PM

Do you think Mr T's hair should EVER be green?

02-07-2004, 09:48 PM	#42 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	How do you express pi in a number system of base pi? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

02-07-2004, 09:58 PM	#43 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	averett: 1: pants first... no socks without the pants 2: i'd have to take them off to test ... is that your plan? munku: I dont answer that question stilt: i don't know, and I'm not sure knowing it would give me what I'm looking for in life __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

02-07-2004, 10:23 PM	#45 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	A chocolate glazed doughnut is rolling down 5th avenue in NYC at 2.3 mph. If a small brown rabbit is chasing that doughnut and suddenly trips over a dwarf wearing spandex, how many cups of sugar would it take to get to the moon? __________________ You had me at Qapla'

02-07-2004, 10:44 PM	#46 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	gnort.. how about asking me something I give a shit about? __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

02-07-2004, 11:17 PM	#48 (permalink)
InTeGrA77 Psycho Location: the tangent universe	will this thread ever drive you insane?? __________________ 28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds...

02-07-2004, 09:39 PM	#41 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Damnit Hal, I was ahead of all of those people... I shall ask again, how long is your penis?

02-07-2004, 10:02 PM	#44 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	Stiltzkin: 1 there, saved Hal the trouble.

02-07-2004, 11:19 PM	#49 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Should I hate hal for refusing my question?

02-08-2004, 12:16 AM	#50 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	numist: i dont know.. I'm not too keen on going outside integra: it has before... munku: no! __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

02-08-2004, 12:28 AM	#52 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Why can't I sleep at night? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-08-2004, 03:11 AM	#53 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	clark: look on craigslist.org sillygirl: perhaps it's a complication related to the winged insects that you appear to have ingested __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

02-08-2004, 07:07 AM	#54 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	So Hal.. Why are you wearing pants? __________________ Signature 101

02-08-2004, 02:06 PM	#58 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	How long until you answer my question? What's the square root of dick? __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

02-08-2004, 03:19 PM	#59 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Short question... What porn star would you like to have sex with the most?

02-08-2004, 04:35 PM	#60 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Have you told your mother "I love you" today? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

02-08-2004, 06:54 PM	#61 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wanna shoot some stick? http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=42781 ......and i need the time man? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-08-2004, 07:17 PM	#62 (permalink)
SonicRL Insane	Windows or Linux? __________________

02-09-2004, 04:05 AM	#63 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Are you really the head of the Kwik-e mart? Really? You?

02-09-2004, 04:10 AM	#64 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	oh i got another 1 can I start another thread exactly like this, but make my answers wittier than yours?

02-09-2004, 04:30 AM	#65 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I'm organising a friend's stag weekend. Where should we go: Amsterdam, Prague or Ibiza? __________________ .

02-09-2004, 04:50 PM	#66 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	anders: it's really complicated.. I know I shouldn't.. but.. it's not what you expect paddyjoe: 100% sure sillygirl: terribly cliche.. but.. cook him something? gnort: Amelie tinfoil: 2 seconds 5.1962 cobra: none of 'em... they all skanky grumpy: nope.. maybe later flyman: i'd love to sonic: windows - linux users are masochists slim: 1. no, thank you, come again 2. sure.. whatever jwoody: prague! __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

02-09-2004, 04:57 PM	#67 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Okay, Hal.... now the question is.... what do I cook for him? I'm relatively handy in the kitchen, but we both still live with parents... and he's taking me to dinner.... __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-09-2004, 09:10 PM	#69 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	1. Why did macaulay culkin always hang out with michael jackson? 2. what was really eating gilbert grape? 3. Budweiser or Miller? __________________ i miss K-Wise

02-09-2004, 09:28 PM	#71 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Is it normal for a man of my age to be thinking about Global Domination and Galactic Conquest?

02-09-2004, 10:00 PM	#72 (permalink)
phlox Tilted	should I chop my hair off again or grow it long? (it's about chin length now) Also, will I become a famous novelist?

02-09-2004, 11:24 PM	#74 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	What is the significance of meaning?

02-10-2004, 05:13 AM	#75 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	what is the meaning of significance? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-10-2004, 05:35 AM	#76 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	How would I start out in the "Porn Star Business"? BTW I am hung like a spider... __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

02-10-2004, 07:37 AM	#77 (permalink)
Cycler Float on.... Alright Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma	Have you gotten the new car yet?<p>If so do you like it? __________________ "I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open."

02-10-2004, 07:52 AM	#78 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	who was the gourgous female on your lap inthe 'another day in Halxs life' do she have any photo sets. __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

02-10-2004, 08:08 AM	#79 (permalink)
JoeyB feeling tingly	Do you think the Dodgers should trade Beltre? __________________ My mom is a Diamondbacks fan. She really likes the Big Unit

02-10-2004, 12:37 PM	#80 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Do you think Mr T's hair should EVER be green? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...