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05-31-2004, 04:30 PM
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Psycho
Location: the western part of new york
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*ahem* excuse me, my friend over there (point across room) wants to know if YOU think I'M cute
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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Tyler Durden |
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05-31-2004, 06:25 PM
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Giggity Giggity!!
Location: N'York
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No so much a pick up line as a good response for when you hear this...
Girl....I wouldn't sleep with you, if you were the last man on earth!!! Guy...Sugar, If I was the last man on earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line!!!
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST |
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07-16-2005, 11:12 PM
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Psycho
Location: on my spinning computer chair
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I bet you $20 you'll turn me down.
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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein |
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07-17-2005, 03:26 AM
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Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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Guy-" Are you Jamacian?"
Girl- "No, why?" Guy-"Cause Jamacain me crazy."  "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
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"From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell |
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07-17-2005, 06:53 AM
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Professional Loafer
Location: texas
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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"You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane." |
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