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Time to talk in to the meat microphone that there's a party in your mouth.
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*ahem* excuse me, my friend over there (point across room) wants to know if YOU think I'M cute
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No so much a pick up line as a good response for when you hear this...
Girl....I wouldn't sleep with you, if you were the last man on earth!!! Guy...Sugar, If I was the last man on earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line!!! |
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I bet you $20 you'll turn me down.
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Guy-" Are you Jamacian?"
Girl- "No, why?" Guy-"Cause Jamacain me crazy." :D "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" :D "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" :D |
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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