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Don't you agree that bacon is right?
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Do you believe in life after love? (After Love? After Love? After Love?)
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Should I?
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Well, why wouldn't you?
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should i even ask why a crappy song with WAY too many cheesy voice effects is being referred to?
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When did voice effects become cheese flavored?
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Where have you been?
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More to the point, was where you have been more fun than a Cher concert?
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Is a frogs ass water tight?
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Does Cher's plastic surgeon have a secondary clientel of amphibians?
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are you serious?
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are you delirious?
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Have you taken your pills today?
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Those weren't suppositories? (For all the good they did me, I could have shoved them up my... never mind.)
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didn't you read the instructions on the packet?
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packet of what?
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weren't we talking about medication?
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Oral medication?
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So, what if I were to ask a totally non sequiter question here?
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does everyone know what 'non sequiter' means?
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Do you?
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who doesn't know about non sequiters...??
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non sequiters?
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yeah, aren't they those really nasty mexican mosquitos?
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if i didn't know, wouldn't i have asked?
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Do you think they ever bit Cher?
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Who's Cher?
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why would they bite her?
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Indeed, where could a Mexican mosquito bite Cher and hope to draw blood?
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wasn't 'non sequitor' a comic strip?
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wasn't that called, No Fajita's?
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are you kidding me? there's no fajitas in this joint???
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aren't they welcome?
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what was that about a joint?
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Can I have one?
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Will you share it?
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Wouldn't it be healthier and more efficacious if we got a bong going around this thread?
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Do you need a light?
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What makes you think he doesn't have one?
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how can we tell if he's lying?
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i've got a light.....who's up?
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would you care to pass that my way?
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Do you promise to return it?
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Well, are you all satisfied with yourselves?
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Does anyone remember what the hell game we are playing anyway?
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Why doesn't some post an answer to these questions?
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so do you know the answer?
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who's bogeying that bong?
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Is it flyman?
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Will we ever run out of imaginary ganja?
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Uh, what are you trying to say?
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How does one cultivate imaginary Ganja anyway?
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if they are imaginary why do you need to cultivate them?
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who says its imaginary?
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Yeah, doesn't it seem real enough to you?
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its really smooth, isn't it?
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Is bundy supplying the beer?
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who the hell asked you?
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Are you saying you don't think he should?
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well........aren't you gonna ask him?
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yeah, is someone going to ask me if i'm supplying the beer?
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Do you even drink beer?
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oh, come off it! who here thinks that bundy doesn't drink beer?
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Anybody here think bundy might drink too much beer?
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When's bundy gonna start SHARING his beer?
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Do you see pigs flying yet?
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won't bacon_masta take offence to that?
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Wouldn't you find flying pig feces in your beer more offensive?
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Depends, would this feces have grass or grain in them?
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grass?
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ok, but where are the papers?
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are you serious?
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do I not look serious?
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is anyone here ever serious?
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Is splck serious about rolling pig feces?
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did he just say what i thought he said?
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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Is splck gonna smoke that too?
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wouldn't you?
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why wouldnt I?
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so..did you?
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Well, did You?
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why would anyone care?
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care for what?
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haven't you been listening?
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Would you rather have a total understanding of deconstructionalism, or a live octopus on your head?
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would it make a difference?
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would an octopus on your head really be better?
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isn't the octopus the most intelligent non-mammal in the sea?
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wouldn't the octopus blind you with it's ink if it was on your head?
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indian ink?
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or would it be that weird new ink with the gel in it?
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Are you sure it's not your hair gel?
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Is bundy's hair oozing gelatin?
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should i bottle this stuff?
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duuuuuude....... you're gonna bottle pig feces?
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don't you think there's a future in selling bottled pigshit?
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How are you going to get the pigs to shit in a bottle?
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Haven't you heard about the "Big Mouth?"
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Exactly what does Martha Rae have to do with bottled pigshit?
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