What on earth would compell a man to think that it is fun to wank with a sock on his head while fantasising about Lumbergh* fucking his mother while she knits socks?

*I don't know who Lumbergh is so hopefully I'm not offending anyone here, my apologies if so

What are you talking about?

You don't know, do you?

How do I make sense of this?

how does anyone make sense of a wanking sock?

Wouldn't you prefer a nice Filet Mignon & Lobster?

Doesn't lobster sound really good right now? Got $30?

HOLY DIVER!!!! How long have you been gone in the midnight sea?!?!?!?

Lumbergh is from Office Space, haven't you seen it?

Lumbergh? Is that a kind of cheese?

omg who cut the cheese?

wouldnt you like to know?

Did bernadette cut some cheese?

doesn't paddyjoe know that women do not cut cheese?

is that true?

If you're asking yourself where that smell came from, ever notice that your mouth is right under your nose?

is this really entertaining still?

Don't you think women cutting cheese is entertainment?

Do you agree with the idea that farts are like snowflakes...
each one unique and different unto itself?

or are they like assholes, which are stinky and possessed by everyone?

You're probably right, but what if someone never farted?

Then they would blow up due to all that gas, wouldn't they?

All that methane can't be good for you, right?

so lemme get this right... entertaining women are a real gas?

Or is it "Jumping Jack Flash, is a gas, gas, gas?"

wasn't he born in a crossfire hurricane?

Do you think the toothless, bearded hag that raised him had gas?

Have you ever eaten a Denver Omelette?

Is that what gave bernadette gas?

Will this thread ever end?

What is the definition of End?

Is It Alllllll Riiiiiiiight Now?

what'chew mean?

yeah what did you mean by that?

hey, why does chicken of the sea taste like tuna?

http://soulcism.net/forums/images/smilies/jessica.gif

Is that the brand with the mermaid?

Well, that depends, what's your definition of "mermaid"?

illesturban, are you really Jessica Simpson?

Who really cares?

why his paddyjoe trying to pass off, err blame his gas on me?!