How long would you like it to be?




...hmmm, I see where this is going :p

Is it going to me?

How, in the name of Zeus's left testicle could you think that I, a notably taciturn individual, if one gifted with a unqiue idiom, but, all parentheticals aside, not noted for extreme or unwarrented prolixity, could hold forth or be called up to provide a question or an answer or both of such extreme length, such vast scope, such Brobdingnangian involution as to truly satisfy, yeah, sate to the very gills, such a question as that, or were you talking about penises again?

wtf did Top just say?

Why did you make me pull out a dictionary again Tophat?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could cuck wood?

Shall I endeavour to be more succinct in the future?

do you think that i actually bothered to read your long winded post?

shall we endeavour not to trip over you large vocabulary?

Should I make my speechification more presidentiallized?

You mean like that idiot Bush?

Now why would you call the current occupant of the oval office an idiot when he is clearly not, but rather a sociopathic moron?

Why is it an OVAL office, anyway? Why not a triangular office?

Can Bush even tell the difference between an oval or triangle?

Didn't you just LOVE the way Chargers manhandled the Raiders last Sunday?

Why is it when we talk about football you get angry, and when we stop talking about football, you bring it up?

Wait, speaking of football, who likes the Raiders anyways? :lol:

ooh, are you asking to get beat up?

do you really think you could?

do you think that I am insinuating that I will beat them up?

Why would I think that?

Why do you need to know?

Who knows what time it is?

what time zone are you in?

Does anyone know why the chicken crossed the road!?

Why did you avoid shaggs manoas' question?

How do you know I wasn't going to get back to it?

Were you going to get back to it?

Getting back to what?

Do you know what we're talking about?

is that a rhetorical question?

how do you know if a question is indeed rhetorical?

Listen, do I have to come over there and tell you to your face?

Why are you arguing?

Why don't you mind your own business? ;)

What makes you think its not my business?

Was anyone talking to you? ;)

Am I too late to join in?

Do you think you are too late to join?

Is it ever too late to join in?

Would it depend on when I joined in?