Where exactly is Vault City?

Isn't that near Bankerfield?

where's bankerfield?

Is it where a banker stands in a field?

why is the banker standing in the field?

Don't you think fields fuckin suck?!

Asta!!

W.C. Fields?

are you serious?

Are YOU ever serious? ;)

why would anyone ever be serious in this freakshow?

Why do you call this a freakshow?

why don't you ask flyman, the man who came up with the endearing nickname?

Didn't you, on the eve of St. Walpurgis Day of 1976, toss a pumpkin full of cheap vodka onto the boardwalk at Atlantic City in front of a tour group of outraged Mormons, some of whom were later, still reeking of cheap vodka and rancid squash, arrested from public drunkenness when they tried to testify to a crowd watching a group of motleyed BMX bikers put on an exhibition in front of Harrahs?

Why didn't the Mormons just take a shower?

Didn't you know that the Mormon faith requires that the scent of alcohol only be laved off with lime juice and salt?

How do we get from cities to mormons and food?

don't you take a left turn at albaqurqe?

Where do I get the bus?

Well, that depends, which bus company are you interested in?

What is so interesting about buses?

Do buses bore you too?

missed the bus again?

Did you see Curt Schilling getting on that bus?

Curt Schilling rides buses?

who's Curt Shilling?

How do you not know the savior of Red Sox Nation?



(posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox)

Why would you call him a savior?!?!?

you mean the Cubs didn't win this year?

Did they have a bad season?

when don't the Cubs have a bad season?!?!?!?

(yes, I actually am a Cubs Fan. I broke my hand last fall when they blew a four run lead in the 7th. Never punch a cinder-block wall when your baseball team sucks!)

when it's the off season?

Do ya think Cub shortstop and former Sox player Garciaparra is rueing the day he passed up on signing a 4 year $60 million contract with the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox?

does a bear shit in the woods?

Why the fuck would I care?

how many times has that been asked in this game?

how much is too much?

Is too much too much?

Now what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!!?

who knows?

Can you come up with a longer question?