CinnamonGirl

Where exactly is Vault City?

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tecoyah

Isn't that near Bankerfield?

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where's bankerfield?

thriolith

Is it where a banker stands in a field?

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shaggs_manoa

why is the banker standing in the field?

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K-Wise

Don't you think fields fuckin suck?!

Asta!!

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monkeydriven

W.C. Fields?

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Fly

are you serious?

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amonkie

Are YOU ever serious?

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bernadette

why would anyone ever be serious in this freakshow?

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Rdr4evr

Why do you call this a freakshow?

bernadette

why don't you ask flyman, the man who came up with the endearing nickname?

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Tophat665

Didn't you, on the eve of St. Walpurgis Day of 1976, toss a pumpkin full of cheap vodka onto the boardwalk at Atlantic City in front of a tour group of outraged Mormons, some of whom were later, still reeking of cheap vodka and rancid squash, arrested from public drunkenness when they tried to testify to a crowd watching a group of motleyed BMX bikers put on an exhibition in front of Harrahs?

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Molo

Why didn't the Mormons just take a shower?

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Tophat665

Didn't you know that the Mormon faith requires that the scent of alcohol only be laved off with lime juice and salt?

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How do we get from cities to mormons and food?

shaggs_manoa

don't you take a left turn at albaqurqe?

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Grancey

Where do I get the bus?

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CinnamonGirl

Well, that depends, which bus company are you interested in?

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monkeydriven

What is so interesting about buses?

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Rdr4evr

Do buses bore you too?

SpoilSport

missed the bus again?

Grancey

Did you see Curt Schilling getting on that bus?

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Jonsgirl

Curt Schilling rides buses?

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shaggs_manoa

who's Curt Shilling?

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monkeydriven

How do you not know the savior of Red Sox Nation?



(posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox)

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eagle1

Why would you call him a savior?!?!?

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shaggs_manoa

you mean the Cubs didn't win this year?

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Bustello

Did they have a bad season?

shaggs_manoa

when don't the Cubs have a bad season?!?!?!?

(yes, I actually am a Cubs Fan. I broke my hand last fall when they blew a four run lead in the 7th. Never punch a cinder-block wall when your baseball team sucks!)

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FatherTed

when it's the off season?

monkeydriven

Do ya think Cub shortstop and former Sox player Garciaparra is rueing the day he passed up on signing a 4 year $60 million contract with the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox?

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shaggs_manoa

does a bear shit in the woods?

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optik_nerve

Why the fuck would I care?

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how many times has that been asked in this game?

Jonsgirl

how much is too much?

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Rdr4evr

Is too much too much?

SpoilSport

Now what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!!?

victorjara

who knows?

Rdr4evr

Can you come up with a longer question?