The Bearded Men of Space Station 11
 

Announcer: The Bearded Men of Space Station 11.

Tom: Men, I'd like to introduce you to the new Marshall of Space Station 11, Mr. Rob Jones.

Marshall (Mike S): Gentlemen. Now, as you all know, you are the Bearded Men of Space Station 11. And as we all know, beards do not grow in space. As such, it is my belief that you five men, from now on I will refer to as the Bearded Men of Space Station 11, are actually aliens, and as such, should be committed to life imprisonment in space jail. Are there any questions?

(all bearded men raise their hands)

Marshall: Yeah, Baker, what aren't you clear about?

Baker (Mike B): The part about the beards, sir?

Marshall: Gentlemen, I need not remind you that this galaxy has an atmosphere of negative 5. This is an atmosphere in which beards cannot grow.

Ben: But in Space Station 11 we have Earth's atmosphere.

Marshall: Beards cannot grow in space.

David: But they can grow here on Space Station 11.

Marshall: Aliens can grow beards, but not people.

Todd: People can grow beards in space, too.

Marshall: People cannot grow beard in space.

Mike B: With all due respect Marshall, you're wrong about the beards.

Marshall: Well, I think I'm right about the beards.

Todd: But you're wrong, Marshall. People can grow beards.

Marshall: On Earth, maybe. But I don't think they can grow them in space.

Tom: You're kidding about the beards, right?

Marshall: No. Men cannot grow beards in space.

Ben: But I have a beard.

Marshall: Well, then you're an alien.

Ben: No I'm not.

Marshall: Yes you are.

Ben: No, I'm not.

Marshall: Well, then you can't grow a beard.

David: But he has a beard.

Marshall: Well, then he's an alien.

Tom: He's not. He's from Pittsburg.

Marshall: Nuh-uh.

Mike B: I'm sorry Marshall, but you're just wrong about the beards.

Marshall: No. No, I'm not.

Announcer: The Bearded Men of Space Station 11

You, my friend, have given me something to ponder for ages to come.

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Sounds very Python-ish..is it?

WTFI'mdurnk

That's a skit from The State. It was a sketch comedy show on MTV in the mid-90s. I though the show was hilarious.

Sounds like the justification for war with Iraq.....

Saddam Hussein can't grow a beard in space.