"My car is stuck in the snow. Any ideas? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Lasereth · 01-25-2004, 04:35 PM

http://www.raptors-lair.com/blu/misc/snowtowcar.wmv

-Lasereth

Sion · 01-25-2004, 04:52 PM

OMG that is TOO FUNNY.

best thing Ive seen in MONTHS.

to paraphrase whoever:

A fool and his bumper are soon parted.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: changed bumber to bumper. what is a bumber anyway? is that anything like a Bumble?

KWSN · 01-25-2004, 07:10 PM

HAHAHAHAH!!! I thought it was funny when they just lost little parts, but JESUS!!! How could ANYONE be that stupid???

Kaos · 01-25-2004, 07:37 PM

hahahahaha!! Hilarious. At first I was thinking, damn idiots getting the car stuck in deeper, then the bumper crumpled and I was sure they were going to try something else. But they didn't, lol

tritium · 01-25-2004, 07:59 PM

What a bunch of lazy shitheads... they could have just as easily dug the car out. Losers...

Scipio · 01-25-2004, 08:03 PM

I was thinking that too. "Why don't they just move the snow out of the way, and THEN pull/push it out?"

KWSN · 01-25-2004, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scipio
I was thinking that too. "Why don't they just move the snow out of the way, and THEN pull/push it out?"

Or they COULD have gone the OTHER way... OUT of the snow...

omega2K4 · 01-26-2004, 12:23 AM

AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what fucking morons, they should've stopped whenever it first buckled.

svt · 01-26-2004, 12:28 AM

that was great considering i had the exact same problem today with some texas mud. I was so not expecting the bumper to peel off. Thanks for the chuckle its just what i needed.

Jam · 01-26-2004, 12:42 AM

hah fucking idiots

if they had pulled ahead a bit or pushed ahead maybe depending on ice they could have backed around that shit without even shoveling it

kulrblind · 01-26-2004, 06:00 AM

I couldn't make out the license plate... where is this from?

Hilarious... I reckon hindsight will be 20/20 for about the next 6 months, or $5,000, whichever comes quicker.

Fly · 01-26-2004, 07:53 AM

who the fuck tows a vehicle by its bumper..............that's what the damn frame is for.

losers...........

(and it looks like a BC plate to me.)

(fuckin' canadians...............eh)

floydthebarber · 01-26-2004, 08:39 AM

Who the hell pulls a car out through the pile of snow?
Remove snow...pull car...it ain't rocket science

glytch · 01-26-2004, 09:11 AM

Awww.....link appears to be dead. Hopefully it'll be back up soon.

Astrocloud · 01-26-2004, 09:24 AM

I have an idea, why don't you tear off that rear bumper -then at least the rear bumper won't be stuck in the snow anymore.

Liquor Dealer · 01-26-2004, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by glytch
Awww.....link appears to be dead. Hopefully it'll be back up soon.

Keep tryin' site is real busy - that's funny as hell!

Lasereth · 01-26-2004, 02:04 PM

I uploaded it for everyone since the site is giving problems (probably due to bandwidth limitations):

http://www.appstate.edu/~bt52438/snowtowcar.wmv

*EDIT* It's not working on my upload space. I'll try to find out the problem

-Lasereth

GuttersnipeXL · 01-26-2004, 02:14 PM

People like that brightnen my day, just because of their pure stupidity alone.

Redlemon · 01-26-2004, 02:19 PM

The original is coming in fine (I'm getting 70 KB/sec).

Bamrak · 01-26-2004, 02:39 PM

haha, that is hilarious.. The bumper ripping off got funnier every time I watched it. Nice find.

bernadette · 01-26-2004, 02:44 PM

they could have just waited until spring when the snow would melt.
geesh silly people...

aintyoboyfriend · 01-26-2004, 02:52 PM

Thats clearly a Maryland plate.

Typical of around here though, stupid and hilarious at the same time. that should be our state motto.

Lasereth · 01-26-2004, 03:52 PM

My uploaded file up there is working:

http://www.appstate.edu/~bt52438/snowtowcar.wmv

If it gives an error message, just download <A HREF=http://web.archive.org/web/20010813181057/http://freemusic.simplenet.com/uncook95e.exe>UnCook95</A>! Open your movie with the program and uncook it. It'll work fine after that.

Thanks to Fearless_Hyena for the UnCook95 information.

-Lasereth

merkerguitars · 01-26-2004, 03:53 PM

They had very little snow to shovel......now they will have a nice bodyshop bill on their hands

Fearless_Hyena · 01-26-2004, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by merkerguitars
They had very little snow to shovel......now they will have a nice bodyshop bill on their hands

YES!!! What in the HELL were they thinking?!?!?! For one thing, they were hooked to the body, not the frame (much less the damn tow hooks!!!!!) and there was barely any snow blocking them in!!! That small bit would take me about 3 minutes to shovel.

Maybe they were all drunk tho

seems like it.....

Lasereth · 01-26-2004, 04:20 PM

Damn right! How about a shovel!! They attached it to the reinforcement bar that connects to the frame on Geo Storms. Uhh, the rebar attachs to the frame with a BOLT! A truck pulling a bar that connects with a BOLT is not gonna work. It'll take at least $4000 to fix that car.

-Lasereth

Yalaynia · 01-26-2004, 04:53 PM

Well I have seen many comments of you should have done this that or the other.... SOOOOO How much is the detuctable on the insurance, and what did the parents say.
Let me just add WOOOPS

Mr.Deflok · 01-26-2004, 05:33 PM

Love the slow-mo! Fucking 'tards (forgive my un PC'edness)

absence_of_color · 01-26-2004, 06:38 PM

*teh ina weand*

NELL

dimbulb · 01-26-2004, 08:59 PM

two words...

TOW HOOKS........

Elitegibson · 01-27-2004, 11:39 AM

"Dude! My dad is gunna be so pissed!"

numist · 01-27-2004, 11:42 AM

I hope someone has a copy to give me because...:

From link:

Quote:

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In fact, in two days this one file has used up my monthly bandwidth allocation and then some... I normally don't do this kind of thing, but I need help. I'm looking at a REALLY hefty fine for going over my bandwidth (I won't go into details here).

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I do hope you'll understand. Thanks.

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that may be even funnier!

Scorps · 01-27-2004, 11:51 AM

Servers him right!

thadon · 01-27-2004, 02:50 PM

holy chit that was so focking funny

Mr.Deflok · 01-27-2004, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pain Train
Servers him right!

Fucking Genius!

Lasereth · 01-27-2004, 06:58 PM

Here's another mirror:

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/0126...ia=snowtow.wmv

-Lasereth

indiretto · 01-31-2004, 12:52 AM

Too bad for the kid who owns the car... but thats what you get when you buy a GEO.

bigbad · 01-31-2004, 01:19 AM

Pretty sure it's not BC plate, the letters look black to me, ours are blue. They had enough guys there getting it out shoulda been easy.

01-25-2004, 04:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	"My car is stuck in the snow. Any ideas? http://www.raptors-lair.com/blu/misc/snowtowcar.wmv -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

01-25-2004, 04:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	OMG that is TOO FUNNY. best thing Ive seen in MONTHS. to paraphrase whoever: A fool and his bumper are soon parted. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA edit: changed bumber to bumper. what is a bumber anyway? is that anything like a Bumble? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... Last edited by Sion; 01-27-2004 at 01:43 AM..

01-25-2004, 07:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
KWSN green	HAHAHAHAH!!! I thought it was funny when they just lost little parts, but JESUS!!! How could ANYONE be that stupid??? __________________ Your arms are broken!

01-25-2004, 07:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	What a bunch of lazy shitheads... they could have just as easily dug the car out. Losers... __________________ Blah.

01-25-2004, 08:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Scipio Mencken Location: College	I was thinking that too. "Why don't they just move the snow out of the way, and THEN pull/push it out?" __________________ "Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

01-25-2004, 07:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	hahahahaha!! Hilarious. At first I was thinking, damn idiots getting the car stuck in deeper, then the bumper crumpled and I was sure they were going to try something else. But they didn't, lol

01-26-2004, 12:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what fucking morons, they should've stopped whenever it first buckled. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-26-2004, 12:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
svt Addict Location: the stars at night are big and bright!	that was great considering i had the exact same problem today with some texas mud. I was so not expecting the bumper to peel off. Thanks for the chuckle its just what i needed.

01-26-2004, 12:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jam Junkie	hah fucking idiots if they had pulled ahead a bit or pushed ahead maybe depending on ice they could have backed around that shit without even shoveling it

01-26-2004, 06:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	I couldn't make out the license plate... where is this from? Hilarious... I reckon hindsight will be 20/20 for about the next 6 months, or $5,000, whichever comes quicker.

01-26-2004, 07:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	who the fuck tows a vehicle by its bumper..............that's what the damn frame is for. losers........... (and it looks like a BC plate to me.) (fuckin' canadians...............eh) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-26-2004, 08:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	Who the hell pulls a car out through the pile of snow? Remove snow...pull car...it ain't rocket science __________________ wish you were here

01-26-2004, 09:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
glytch I am not permanent. Location: Tennessee	Awww.....link appears to be dead. Hopefully it'll be back up soon. __________________ If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

01-26-2004, 09:24 AM	#15 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I have an idea, why don't you tear off that rear bumper -then at least the rear bumper won't be stuck in the snow anymore.

01-26-2004, 02:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	I uploaded it for everyone since the site is giving problems (probably due to bandwidth limitations): http://www.appstate.edu/~bt52438/snowtowcar.wmv EDIT It's not working on my upload space. I'll try to find out the problem -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert Last edited by Lasereth; 01-26-2004 at 02:14 PM..

01-26-2004, 03:53 PM	#24 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	They had very little snow to shovel......now they will have a nice bodyshop bill on their hands __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

01-26-2004, 02:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	People like that brightnen my day, just because of their pure stupidity alone. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

01-26-2004, 02:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The original is coming in fine (I'm getting 70 KB/sec). __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-26-2004, 02:39 PM	#20 (permalink)
Bamrak Enter Title Here Location: Tennessee	haha, that is hilarious.. The bumper ripping off got funnier every time I watched it. Nice find.

01-26-2004, 02:44 PM	#21 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	they could have just waited until spring when the snow would melt. geesh silly people... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-26-2004, 02:52 PM	#22 (permalink)
aintyoboyfriend Insane Location: Arlington, VA	Thats clearly a Maryland plate. Typical of around here though, stupid and hilarious at the same time. that should be our state motto.

01-26-2004, 03:52 PM	#23 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	My uploaded file up there is working: http://www.appstate.edu/~bt52438/snowtowcar.wmv If it gives an error message, just download <A HREF=http://web.archive.org/web/20010813181057/http://freemusic.simplenet.com/uncook95e.exe>UnCook95</A>! Open your movie with the program and uncook it. It'll work fine after that. Thanks to Fearless_Hyena for the UnCook95 information. -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

01-26-2004, 04:20 PM	#26 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	Damn right! How about a shovel!! They attached it to the reinforcement bar that connects to the frame on Geo Storms. Uhh, the rebar attachs to the frame with a BOLT! A truck pulling a bar that connects with a BOLT is not gonna work. It'll take at least $4000 to fix that car. -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

01-26-2004, 04:53 PM	#27 (permalink)
Yalaynia Insane Location: here but I wish I lived there	Well I have seen many comments of you should have done this that or the other.... SOOOOO How much is the detuctable on the insurance, and what did the parents say. Let me just add WOOOPS __________________ I couldnt think of anything to put here , but I guess anything would do

01-26-2004, 05:33 PM	#28 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Love the slow-mo! Fucking 'tards (forgive my un PC'edness)

01-26-2004, 06:38 PM	#29 (permalink)
absence_of_color Insane Location: in a golden garden of grey	teh ina weand NELL __________________ ...absent of everything.

01-26-2004, 08:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
dimbulb Riiiiight........	two words... TOW HOOKS........

01-27-2004, 11:39 AM	#31 (permalink)
Elitegibson More Freedom, Less Bullshit Location: Tulsa, OK	"Dude! My dad is gunna be so pissed!" __________________ -Erik Stupid people shouldn't breed.

01-27-2004, 11:51 AM	#33 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Servers him right! __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

01-27-2004, 02:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
thadon Cruisin thru life Location: Alpharetta, GA	holy chit that was so focking funny

01-27-2004, 06:58 PM	#36 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	Here's another mirror: http://poststuff2.entensity.net/0126...ia=snowtow.wmv -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

01-31-2004, 12:52 AM	#37 (permalink)
indiretto Tilted Location: USA, Oregon	Too bad for the kid who owns the car... but thats what you get when you buy a GEO. __________________ Happy Tree Friends... It’s more fun than a stick.

01-31-2004, 01:19 AM	#38 (permalink)
bigbad Insane	Pretty sure it's not BC plate, the letters look black to me, ours are blue. They had enough guys there getting it out shoulda been easy.