Porno
 

Porn is good
Porn is great
Porno's help you masturbate



thought I'd share... heh, how's everyone doing today?

Porn's so fun
Porn is Grand
But mom caught me with my dick in hand

Porn is cool
but don't be a dork
nothing's worse then getting caught at work.

Porn is fun
Porn is life
but tonight i'd rather fuck my wife..
~Crack

Porn is cool
Porn is sweet
Porn gets you to beat your meat

Porn is the reason
For grabbin your wankey
Just make sure you have a hankey!

Yea Porn!

Porn is Aphrodite
Porn is Venus
Now please shut up
and insert your penis!

Porn is God
Porn is money
Porn is grand with your honey.

Porn is good...

Pussy is GREAT!!!

Though,,, Porn is,,, Cheaper,,,

And you don't even need a date!!!

Porn is good!
Porn is awesome!
You may look at it all you like,
But YOU will never have that foursome!

Porn is great
Porn is Fun
Porn has built up so much in my closet and drawers I'm going to have to have a garage sale to get rid of some of it. I don't think my neighboors will go for it though.

porn is great
But can be a bore
And don't make friends with anyone you meet in a porno store.

haiku:

I really like porn
When I'm horny it is best
Sticky hands when done

Haiku Power!

I like pornos now,
It is very simple man,
Fast, slow, in my hand.

Porn can make
Your willy grow
Not danger that
the porn says no!

Porn is great
Porn is good
Now let's thank him for our food, Amen.

:crazy:

Some porn has class
Some porn is sleazy
Ive seen quite a few lass
That make me feel a little queezy.