Who stole my car keys?
 

Seriously, you guys. Fess up.

I'm getting tired of this.

sry, wasnt me.

My friend's truck is so crappy that you dont need a key to start it up. You just turn the igniton and it goes.

i dunno but whoever it was has mine too :hmm:

Bwahahahaha. I have all your keys. I am holding them ransom for $3.50 in American funds. If you tell anyone about this I will execute them.

*quickly phones his ex-wife to tell her all about omega having his car keys*

*cj's ex-wife doesn't buy his cockamamie story...*

lol my hope was that omega would hold true to his promise to execute her

If you have a pet -you should blame your pet. It works for me.

Did you check your pockets?

Its in the grape vodka bottle, you must drink it all to get your keys back.

Damn you pesky kids for ruining my hiding spot.

Man. I want to go and get some bread. I'm hungry.

I swear to god, if my keys aren't on my mailbox by tommorow morning, I'm going to crack some skulls

I always find my keys on top of the computer... never hurts to check... ;)
~Crack

I took them. Your drunk again. This is for your own good.

everyone should learn th hot wire there own car, its just good to know. i could do my cougar (89 ford cougar) in under 15 min, i still need to learn on my new car (2000 ford escort zx2)

The underpants gnomes are expanding their operation

My friends and I drink all the vodka and then stole the keys from Omega. Then I passed them to someone, but can't remember who due to having drank too much vodka. Sorry.

pfffffffffffft. we all know its the Yard Gnome Liberation Front that took them...and that wee little fellow that looked like he was watering your tulips :o YGLF is NOT to be fucked with

I think I may have found them. I dropped them off at the front counter of Shaw's supermarket in Nashua, New Hampshire -USA.