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BullHazzer · 01-12-2004, 03:30 PM

reply

skier · 01-12-2004, 03:44 PM

still have way more lurkers than posters XD

happymaan · 01-12-2004, 03:50 PM

Ok, well this is my reply.

I'm currently deciding if I should head out and see The Last Samurai...if you cared.

01-12-2004, 03:53 PM

reply from me

bernadette · 01-12-2004, 04:11 PM

carrots

omega2K4 · 01-12-2004, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
carrots

SUCK

bernadette · 01-12-2004, 04:39 PM

eggplant

is that better, omega? somehow i doubt it...

VF19 · 01-12-2004, 05:29 PM

I shall begin to wage my war on lurkers!
Prepare to be pinched, O accursed lurkers!
Oh and I don't like eggplant.

omega2K4 · 01-12-2004, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
eggplant

is that better, omega? somehow i doubt it...

ISN'T MUCH BETTER

Mr.Deflok · 01-12-2004, 10:32 PM

VEGABILLS ARE
GOOOOOOOOD!!!
*SLURP*

bernadette · 01-12-2004, 10:43 PM

aw shit... here i am again... so...

celery!

taylorspl · 01-12-2004, 11:55 PM

I'm a banana. -From "Rejected" the best short cartoons EVAR

moonstrucksoul · 01-12-2004, 11:59 PM

cornholio, i need tee pee for my bunghole

omega2K4 · 01-13-2004, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
aw shit... here i am again... so...

celery!

is good

MacGnG · 01-13-2004, 12:00 PM

boobies

feelgood · 01-13-2004, 12:21 PM

01-13-2004, 12:23 PM

my reply is cuter than your reply.

rockogre · 01-13-2004, 12:40 PM

HA! I looked at it three times and didn't.......

Well shit!

Jim Kata · 01-13-2004, 12:52 PM

zuchinni is a vegetable.
what is popcorn?

NetterButter · 01-13-2004, 01:08 PM

good when semi-burnt, or not fully popped...kinda like cornuts

ebeye · 01-13-2004, 01:08 PM

I don't have to reply, I choose to.

VF19 · 01-13-2004, 08:39 PM

NOO!!
I have lost the war on thy lurkers!
I am doomed to a life of misery and pain!

But don't forget to keep on eating those vegetables!

Cherry · 01-14-2004, 12:36 PM

Potato!

Karby · 01-14-2004, 01:25 PM

and peas and carrots...yum.

VF19 · 01-25-2004, 08:44 PM

kulrblind · 01-26-2004, 07:29 AM

Carrot Juice Is Murder , by the Arrogant Worms
http://www.arrogant-worms.com/
Listen at: http://www.folkweb.com/arrogantworms/carrot-load.ra
=====
Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings just cuz a radish can't scream.

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories.)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

I saw a man eating celery so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two.
I'm political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage,
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage.
I told the judge when he sentenced me, "This is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower."

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup.
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, Let potted plants free.
Don't mash that potato,
Oh, spare the spider, Eat up calories, Oh!

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Fates in the stir fry are sealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (You fat gourmet scum.)
How do you think that feels? (Leave them out in the fields.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (V8's genocide.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Yes your compost's a grave.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (Take up macramé.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

Power to the peas.
Give peas a chance.
All we are saying is "Give peas a chance".

Gotenks · 01-26-2004, 07:40 AM

interesting

bernadette · 01-26-2004, 03:02 PM

Yams

Karby · 01-26-2004, 04:21 PM

and more potatoes...with sour cream

bernadette · 01-26-2004, 04:36 PM

well, Karby, that just begs for
chives!

rat · 01-26-2004, 05:16 PM

rat - the other white meat

Andy · 01-26-2004, 05:36 PM

There are two things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish.

micah67 · 01-26-2004, 05:41 PM

and the other is my cat's breath.

skier · 01-26-2004, 10:32 PM

who are these people who lurk this thread and do not reply? It confuses me greatly.

Johnny Rotten · 01-27-2004, 12:04 AM

I'm too superstitious to *not* post, with a thread title like this.

kulrblind · 01-27-2004, 10:59 AM

bloody hell. drawn back to lurk, and i'm obligated to contribute. DAMN!

Scorps · 01-27-2004, 11:56 AM

I hate Vegies....I'm going to cook up a nice steak

bernadette · 01-27-2004, 03:39 PM

radish

VF19 · 01-27-2004, 03:42 PM

sod covered root.

Bobaphat · 01-27-2004, 03:49 PM

There was a peice of brocolli in my microwave teriyaki chicken bowl that I had for lunch.

01-12-2004, 03:44 PM	#42 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	still have way more lurkers than posters XD __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

01-12-2004, 04:11 PM	#45 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<font size="7" color="orange">carrots</font> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-12-2004, 04:39 PM	#47 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<font size="7" color="purple">eggplant</font> is that better, omega? somehow i doubt it... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-12-2004, 10:43 PM	#51 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	aw shit... here i am again... so... <font size="7" color="#CCFF99"><b>celery!</b></font> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-12-2004, 11:59 PM	#53 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	cornholio, i need tee pee for my bunghole __________________ no signature required

01-12-2004, 03:30 PM	#41 (permalink)
BullHazzer Crazy Location: The land between the two rivers	reply

01-12-2004, 03:50 PM	#43 (permalink)
happymaan Insane Location: los angeles	Ok, well this is my reply. I'm currently deciding if I should head out and see The Last Samurai...if you cared.

01-12-2004, 03:53 PM	#44 (permalink)
NotMinus Guest	reply from me

01-12-2004, 05:29 PM	#48 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	I shall begin to wage my war on lurkers! Prepare to be pinched, O accursed lurkers! Oh and I don't like eggplant.

01-12-2004, 10:32 PM	#50 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	VEGABILLS ARE GOOOOOOOOD!!! SLURP

01-12-2004, 11:55 PM	#52 (permalink)
taylorspl Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	I'm a banana. -From "Rejected" the best short cartoons EVAR

01-13-2004, 12:00 PM	#55 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	boobies

01-13-2004, 12:21 PM	#56 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	__________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

01-13-2004, 12:23 PM	#57 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	my reply is cuter than your reply.

01-13-2004, 12:40 PM	#58 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	HA! I looked at it three times and didn't....... Well shit! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

01-13-2004, 12:52 PM	#59 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	zuchinni is a vegetable. what is popcorn?

01-13-2004, 01:08 PM	#61 (permalink)
ebeye Tilted Location: South Korea	I don't have to reply, I choose to. __________________ "I've never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith - it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe." - Jubal Harshaw in Stranger in a Strange Land

01-14-2004, 12:36 PM	#63 (permalink)
Cherry Tilted Location: Yonder	Potato! __________________ In walked a man in the shape of a man, holding a hat shaped hat...

01-14-2004, 01:25 PM	#64 (permalink)
Karby Psycho Location: somewhere	and peas and carrots...yum. __________________ ~my karma ran over my dogma.~

01-13-2004, 01:08 PM	#60 (permalink)
NetterButter Crazy Location: in a hole, ventura county,cali	good when semi-burnt, or not fully popped...kinda like cornuts __________________ www.holeinthe.net

01-13-2004, 08:39 PM	#62 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	NOO!! I have lost the war on thy lurkers! I am doomed to a life of misery and pain! But don't forget to keep on eating those vegetables!

01-25-2004, 08:44 PM	#65 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	bump

01-26-2004, 07:29 AM	#66 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	Carrot Juice Is Murder , by the Arrogant Worms http://www.arrogant-worms.com/ Listen at: http://www.folkweb.com/arrogantworms/carrot-load.ra ===== Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale. I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail. Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night. This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight. Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw's a fascist regime. Don't think that they don't have feelings just cuz a radish can't scream. Chorus: I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.) Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.) Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories.) How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.) Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.) Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.) It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.) Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.) I saw a man eating celery so I beat him black and blue. If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two. I'm political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage, Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage. I told the judge when he sentenced me, "This is my finest hour I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower." Chorus: I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.) Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.) Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories) How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.) Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.) Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.) It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.) Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.) How low as people do we dare to stoop Making young broccolis bleed in the soup. Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, Let potted plants free. Don't mash that potato, Oh, spare the spider, Eat up calories, Oh! Chorus: I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream) Watching their skins being peeled. (Fates in the stir fry are sealed.) Grated and steamed with no mercy. (You fat gourmet scum.) How do you think that feels? (Leave them out in the fields.) Carrot juice constitutes murder. (V8's genocide.) Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Yes your compost's a grave.) It's time to stop all this gardening. (Take up macramé.) Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.) Power to the peas. Give peas a chance. All we are saying is "Give peas a chance".

01-26-2004, 07:40 AM	#67 (permalink)
Gotenks Crazy Location: In a house	interesting __________________ Mors ultima linea rerum est.

01-26-2004, 03:02 PM	#68 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<font size="7" color="#CC9900"><b>Yams</b></font> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-26-2004, 04:21 PM	#69 (permalink)
Karby Psycho Location: somewhere	and more potatoes...with sour cream __________________ ~my karma ran over my dogma.~

01-26-2004, 04:36 PM	#70 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	well, Karby, that just begs for <font size="7" color="#336600"><b>chives!</b></font> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-26-2004, 05:36 PM	#72 (permalink)
Andy Upright Location: Cambridge, MA	There are two things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish.

01-26-2004, 05:41 PM	#73 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	and the other is my cat's breath. __________________ ~micah

01-26-2004, 10:32 PM	#74 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	who are these people who lurk this thread and do not reply? It confuses me greatly. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

01-27-2004, 12:04 AM	#75 (permalink)
Johnny Rotten lost and found Location: Berkeley	I'm too superstitious to not post, with a thread title like this. __________________ "The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine

01-27-2004, 10:59 AM	#76 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	bloody hell. drawn back to lurk, and i'm obligated to contribute. DAMN!

01-27-2004, 11:56 AM	#77 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	I hate Vegies....I'm going to cook up a nice steak __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

01-27-2004, 03:39 PM	#78 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<font size="7" color="#990033"><b>radish</b></font> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-27-2004, 03:42 PM	#79 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	sod covered root.

01-27-2004, 03:49 PM	#80 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	There was a peice of brocolli in my microwave teriyaki chicken bowl that I had for lunch. __________________ --size matters not-- yoda