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Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 09:43 PM

Okay. I know there's a "post here if you're drunk" thread, but I didn't want to flood it with my little experiment. I'm going to see just How bad my typing and skills of reason get when I drink.

SO. I have prepared a bottle of Vodka, and a small questionnaire.. thingy. I also set up a time on my computer to Ding every 13 minutes. When it dings, I will bring up one of the already prepared Thread Posts windows (Since I might have difficulty remembering and typing what I choose) and answer them

I don't know if this will be a success or a horrible failure.. but I will try. Anyway, I'll answer the first sober.

Time: 12:45
Shots: 0

How are you feeling?
I feel fine. And am Excited to participate in this experiment of my own making.

How difficult is it to type?
It's very easy, actually.

What's on your mind right now?
The fact that I should stop cracking my neck so much.

Anything else?
Godspeed, Spinach.

Munku · 01-10-2004, 09:49 PM

Are you gonna give yourself a prize if you win?

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 09:50 PM

If the prize is throwing up on my bed and then falling asleep in it..

I hope not.

Also, I changed the time of post to 20 minutes. I think that's better.. or I'll just post when I feel like it...

Craven Morehead · 01-10-2004, 09:54 PM

this should be good.....

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 09:58 PM

Time: 1:01
Shots: 2

How are you feeling?
Hasn't hit me quite yet. Feeling a little buzz, nothing to serious though

How difficult is it to type?
Still quite easy

What's on your mind right now?
My stomach hurts from a piece of pie I ate earlier. I hope the Pie doesn't turn up for a guest apperance.

Anything else?
I like Bjork.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 10:11 PM

Time: 1:15
Shots: 3

How are you feeling?
I'm feeling it now. Slipping into happy mode

How difficult is it to type?
Pretty easy, I'm suprised. I thought my typing skills flew out the window after one shot

What's on your mind right now?
This Grape Vodka is the worst tasting Alchohol... EVER. I'm going through pain for you guys.

Anything else?
Bjork is still awesome. I'd do her.

Great Penguin · 01-10-2004, 10:20 PM

Needs more cowbell.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 10:23 PM

Time: 1:26
Shots: 3 or 4

How are you feeling?
Ugh. This Grape VODKA. Deserves to DIE and never come back. Ever I hate it

How difficult is it to type?
A little. I kept messing up in #tfp and stuff. Whatever

What's on your mind right now?
Grape Vodka.. and it's evil.

Anything else?
Tim Curry used to be hot. Now he's oldd and fat.

Craven Morehead · 01-10-2004, 10:25 PM

how many fingers am I holding up?

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 10:33 PM

Time: 1:37
Shots: I don't know

How are you feeling?
Extremly great and sd sick

How difficult is it to type?
Yes. Yess it is.

What's on your mind right now?
Boobs

Anything else?
I want to do Bjork.\ like sombodies buisness

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 10:43 PM

Time: 1:46
Shots: 5 or something

How are you feeling?
Irojn Madian freaks me THE HELL OUT when I'mm drunk

How difficult is it to type?
I think oso

What's on your mind right now?
Limpy Bisuit can SUCK IT

Anything else?
I dont't like college thatt much.

cchris · 01-10-2004, 10:43 PM

Wanna get high?

omega2K4 · 01-10-2004, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
Wanna get high?

Yes, Yes I do.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 10:48 PM

I wass high earlier today actually./ So this is a vryr lovely eveningh for me. Lovelies

cchris · 01-10-2004, 10:49 PM

It's only gonna get better.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 10:51 PM

Time: 1"54
Shots: 6 er 77 I think

How are you feeling?
My throat hurt but everything else is pspiffy

How difficult is it to type?
easy and yett hard at the emsame time

What's on your mind right now?
Asians

Anything else?
the Marx brothers. I want to watchc Duck Soup

Crack · 01-10-2004, 10:51 PM

What is the speed of dark?

MSD · 01-10-2004, 10:54 PM

[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Holfd on. I'm gonna swtih t o Tfp Script igf I can
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I DID IT
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Whcih means I ROCVK
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I ROCVK SO HARD
[1:55] Spinach_Indeed> stop pretending likee your stupid by adding.. stupif

from TFP chat - I think this answers all of our questions

cchris · 01-10-2004, 10:54 PM

Lets confuse everyone.

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=41053

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 11:00 PM

Time: 2
Shots: ?

How are you feeling?I got movin on my mind

How difficult is it to type?
Very difult. I am trying my diggidy darndest

What's on your mind right now?
I would fuck Jack White... and Jacck Black

Anything else?
I need something leiks someong else

silent_jay · 01-10-2004, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
Wanna get high?

too late already high it doesn't affect typing

sailor · 01-10-2004, 11:05 PM

Man, I *wish* I was that drunk...

Damn hangovers.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 11:06 PM

Time: 2 and 8
Shots: ou know

How are you feeling?
Man. Onlyu 8 nminutes after the last post

How difficult is it to type?
the same, BIOTCH

What's on your mind right now?
Stilll on Grape Vodka. I hate it

Anything else?
I have to peee. And I will go pee! And it will be the most awesome thing ever in the history of evetyhing.

Fly · 01-10-2004, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
Wanna get high?

this would be a good thing for you bud.

enjoy the ride anyways..........

P.S.(i'll join ya' cchris!!!)

cchris · 01-10-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent_jay
too late already high it doesn't affect typing

Fats ebay 4 u 2 hey.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 11:18 PM

Time: 2:21
Shots: 8! I reamebeed!@

How are you feeling?
Okayt, for show, I am not correcting my typos. Becusa I'm that cool

How difficult is it to type?
Weezer

What's on your mind right now?
The same.

Anything else?
There's this online girl nameed becky. She's treally nice to me. I love her lik a sister. FUCk. I don't want to throw up. Boo-hoo.

cchris · 01-10-2004, 11:23 PM

Shes a top root too.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 11:34 PM

Time: 2:38
Shots: 7..8?

How are you feeling?
Sittl feling pretty waseted. BUT. I don't want to drink anymore because throwig up is BAD. BAD BAD BAD

How difficult is it to type?
It'ds easier

What's on your mind right now?
Regre?

Anything else?
Music rocks

Spinach_Indeed · 01-10-2004, 11:37 PM

Lasyt post. I'm going to sleep, fucker.

MrFlux · 01-10-2004, 11:38 PM

regre?

taylorspl · 01-11-2004, 12:06 AM

It's 1:06 here I will start drinking now

I'll try to post again in a few hours or get on IRC.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-11-2004, 12:19 AM

Okay. I didn't go to sleep. But I've come to a revalation. There is no god. We are are own God. We create and we destroy. I don't care if I'm a little dizzy, It's the fucking truth. What fucking God would leave all of us like this? Fuck God. If he does exist, Fuck him in his God Damn Ass. He's shit. I'm my own God.

Life is to damn complicated. None of us will ever know everything. How can we live without every piece of the puzzle? We can't. So we have to settle for creating false gods in our images. It's what he choose, so why should we deny the almighty God the pleasure of watching us coming ttoo this conclusion?

The only thing that keeps me from killing myself anymore is the the fact that if there is a God, I don't want to give him the satisfaction.

Fucker.

taylorspl · 01-11-2004, 03:56 AM

Instant gratfication owns you.

numist · 01-11-2004, 04:05 AM

Spinach_Indeed - you are my hero.

Thank you for taking one for the team. I now know to never drink more than 3 or 4 shots when there is a working keyboard in the vincinity.

GakFace · 01-11-2004, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Holfd on. I'm gonna swtih t o Tfp Script igf I can
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I DID IT
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Whcih means I ROCVK
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I ROCVK SO HARD
[1:55] Spinach_Indeed> stop pretending likee your stupid by adding.. stupif

from TFP chat - I think this answers all of our questions

He was trying to call me stupid.. I accidentally said "stilll".. hehe Man was this a funny night. If you weren't there, you missed out

You have inspired me.. some day I'll do this. Of course... We'll have to wait till my birthday when I'm legally 21 so my parents don't give me shit... but I think I'll have to. I'll especially make sure I'm in IRC the whole time.

21 on May 11th.. so we have a ways to wait...

Spinach_Indeed · 01-11-2004, 08:16 AM

Thank you everybody, thank you for praise of my experiment. It was tough, but I kept it in there for YOU guys. I deem it a complete success except for the part in between drunk and getting sober where I came back in here for philosophical banter... man. I always do that. Just as I'm getting sober, I'll start spewing something about the government or about how Jesus was a steel driving man or something... Just discard it.

Have we learned anything from this little experiment? If we have, It's that flavored alcohol is rarely a good thing, and if you're going to drink, don't smoke.. because you're only going to end up burning yourself...several times.

Feel free to use this thread for your own alcohol related experiments, whatever they may be. Godspeed, fellow booze scientists.

Stiltzkin · 01-11-2004, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed
Okay. I didn't go to sleep. But I've come to a revalation. There is no god. We are are own God. We create and we destroy. I don't care if I'm a little dizzy, It's the fucking truth. What fucking God would leave all of us like this? Fuck God. If he does exist, Fuck him in his God Damn Ass. He's shit. I'm my own God.

Are you a transcendentalist, Spinach_Indeed? Great thread by the way

Craven Morehead · 01-11-2004, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed
Have we learned anything from this little experiment? If we have, It's that flavored alcohol is rarely a good thing,

For whatever reason, I find that hilarious.

Good job man. You rock.

silent_jay · 01-11-2004, 11:19 AM

good job the best thread i've seen in awhile

someone should try and see how many joints it takes before it affects typing. Flyman I know you're up for that

krwlz · 01-11-2004, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent_jay
good job the best thread i've seen in awhile

someone should try and see how many joints it takes before it affects typing. Flyman I know you're up for that

Im going to say that bowls is more appropriate. If your smoking multiple joints alone.,.. Well, safe to say that it will be a short thread. Or maybe Im a lightweight, who knows?

01-10-2004, 09:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Drinking Experiment. Okay. I know there's a "post here if you're drunk" thread, but I didn't want to flood it with my little experiment. I'm going to see just How bad my typing and skills of reason get when I drink. SO. I have prepared a bottle of Vodka, and a small questionnaire.. thingy. I also set up a time on my computer to Ding every 13 minutes. When it dings, I will bring up one of the already prepared Thread Posts windows (Since I might have difficulty remembering and typing what I choose) and answer them I don't know if this will be a success or a horrible failure.. but I will try. Anyway, I'll answer the first sober. Time: 12:45 Shots: 0 How are you feeling? I feel fine. And am Excited to participate in this experiment of my own making. How difficult is it to type? It's very easy, actually. What's on your mind right now? The fact that I should stop cracking my neck so much. Anything else? Godspeed, Spinach. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 09:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	If the prize is throwing up on my bed and then falling asleep in it.. I hope not. Also, I changed the time of post to 20 minutes. I think that's better.. or I'll just post when I feel like it... __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 09:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 1:01 Shots: 2 How are you feeling? Hasn't hit me quite yet. Feeling a little buzz, nothing to serious though How difficult is it to type? Still quite easy What's on your mind right now? My stomach hurts from a piece of pie I ate earlier. I hope the Pie doesn't turn up for a guest apperance. Anything else? I like Bjork. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 10:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 1:15 Shots: 3 How are you feeling? I'm feeling it now. Slipping into happy mode How difficult is it to type? Pretty easy, I'm suprised. I thought my typing skills flew out the window after one shot What's on your mind right now? This Grape Vodka is the worst tasting Alchohol... EVER. I'm going through pain for you guys. Anything else? Bjork is still awesome. I'd do her. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 10:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 1:26 Shots: 3 or 4 How are you feeling? Ugh. This Grape VODKA. Deserves to DIE and never come back. Ever I hate it How difficult is it to type? A little. I kept messing up in #tfp and stuff. Whatever What's on your mind right now? Grape Vodka.. and it's evil. Anything else? Tim Curry used to be hot. Now he's oldd and fat. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 09:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Are you gonna give yourself a prize if you win?

01-10-2004, 09:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	this should be good.....

01-10-2004, 10:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Great Penguin Upright	Needs more cowbell.

01-10-2004, 10:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	how many fingers am I holding up?

01-10-2004, 10:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 1:37 Shots: I don't know How are you feeling? Extremly great and sd sick How difficult is it to type? Yes. Yess it is. What's on your mind right now? Boobs Anything else? I want to do Bjork.\ like sombodies buisness __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 10:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 1:46 Shots: 5 or something How are you feeling? Irojn Madian freaks me THE HELL OUT when I'mm drunk How difficult is it to type? I think oso What's on your mind right now? Limpy Bisuit can SUCK IT Anything else? I dont't like college thatt much. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 10:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Wanna get high? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-10-2004, 10:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I wass high earlier today actually./ So this is a vryr lovely eveningh for me. Lovelies __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 10:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	It's only gonna get better. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-10-2004, 10:51 PM	#16 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 1"54 Shots: 6 er 77 I think How are you feeling? My throat hurt but everything else is pspiffy How difficult is it to type? easy and yett hard at the emsame time What's on your mind right now? Asians Anything else? the Marx brothers. I want to watchc Duck Soup __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 10:51 PM	#17 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	What is the speed of dark? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-10-2004, 10:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Holfd on. I'm gonna swtih t o Tfp Script igf I can [1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I DID IT [1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Whcih means I ROCVK [1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I ROCVK SO HARD [1:55] Spinach_Indeed> stop pretending likee your stupid by adding.. stupif from TFP chat - I think this answers all of our questions

01-10-2004, 10:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Lets confuse everyone. http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=41053 __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-10-2004, 11:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 2 Shots: ? How are you feeling?I got movin on my mind How difficult is it to type? Very difult. I am trying my diggidy darndest What's on your mind right now? I would fuck Jack White... and Jacck Black Anything else? I need something leiks someong else __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 11:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Man, I wish I was that drunk... Damn hangovers. __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

01-10-2004, 11:06 PM	#23 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 2 and 8 Shots: ou know How are you feeling? Man. Onlyu 8 nminutes after the last post How difficult is it to type? the same, BIOTCH What's on your mind right now? Stilll on Grape Vodka. I hate it Anything else? I have to peee. And I will go pee! And it will be the most awesome thing ever in the history of evetyhing. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 11:18 PM	#26 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 2:21 Shots: 8! I reamebeed!@ How are you feeling? Okayt, for show, I am not correcting my typos. Becusa I'm that cool How difficult is it to type? Weezer What's on your mind right now? The same. Anything else? There's this online girl nameed becky. She's treally nice to me. I love her lik a sister. FUCk. I don't want to throw up. Boo-hoo. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 11:23 PM	#27 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Shes a top root too. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-10-2004, 11:34 PM	#28 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Time: 2:38 Shots: 7..8? How are you feeling? Sittl feling pretty waseted. BUT. I don't want to drink anymore because throwig up is BAD. BAD BAD BAD How difficult is it to type? It'ds easier What's on your mind right now? Regre? Anything else? Music rocks __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 11:37 PM	#29 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Lasyt post. I'm going to sleep, fucker. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-10-2004, 11:38 PM	#30 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	regre? __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

01-11-2004, 12:06 AM	#31 (permalink)
taylorspl Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	It's 1:06 here I will start drinking now I'll try to post again in a few hours or get on IRC.

01-11-2004, 12:19 AM	#32 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Okay. I didn't go to sleep. But I've come to a revalation. There is no god. We are are own God. We create and we destroy. I don't care if I'm a little dizzy, It's the fucking truth. What fucking God would leave all of us like this? Fuck God. If he does exist, Fuck him in his God Damn Ass. He's shit. I'm my own God. Life is to damn complicated. None of us will ever know everything. How can we live without every piece of the puzzle? We can't. So we have to settle for creating false gods in our images. It's what he choose, so why should we deny the almighty God the pleasure of watching us coming ttoo this conclusion? The only thing that keeps me from killing myself anymore is the the fact that if there is a God, I don't want to give him the satisfaction. Fucker. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-11-2004, 03:56 AM	#33 (permalink)
taylorspl Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	Instant gratfication owns you.

01-11-2004, 04:05 AM	#34 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	Spinach_Indeed - you are my hero. Thank you for taking one for the team. I now know to never drink more than 3 or 4 shots when there is a working keyboard in the vincinity.

01-11-2004, 08:16 AM	#36 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Thank you everybody, thank you for praise of my experiment. It was tough, but I kept it in there for YOU guys. I deem it a complete success except for the part in between drunk and getting sober where I came back in here for philosophical banter... man. I always do that. Just as I'm getting sober, I'll start spewing something about the government or about how Jesus was a steel driving man or something... Just discard it. Have we learned anything from this little experiment? If we have, It's that flavored alcohol is rarely a good thing, and if you're going to drink, don't smoke.. because you're only going to end up burning yourself...several times. Feel free to use this thread for your own alcohol related experiments, whatever they may be. Godspeed, fellow booze scientists. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed Last edited by Spinach_Indeed; 01-11-2004 at 08:20 AM..

01-11-2004, 11:19 AM	#39 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	good job the best thread i've seen in awhile someone should try and see how many joints it takes before it affects typing. Flyman I know you're up for that __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder