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Fly 01-10-2004 11:16 AM

my 'ol lady can't wrestle but......
 
you should see her box.

























































http://www.cap.nsw.edu.au/bb_site_in...rdboardbox.jpg


nice eh?

sillygirl 01-10-2004 11:21 AM

hehehe... personally, I kinda like this one.



http://www.asianart.com/ecraft/small/box.jpg

Tophat665 01-10-2004 11:22 AM

My girl drives a pickup truck
my girl has really good luck
my girl, she's got a pet duck and
my girl is a heck of a
friend

madp 01-10-2004 12:11 PM

You ever belt her about the mouth?

Mouth her about the belt?

bernadette 01-10-2004 12:32 PM

wow, that is a nice box your wife has! (i can't believe i just typed that...)

i'll bet your wife has a mean punch and a badass right hook, too, eh?

<img src="http://www.britta.com/mardigras/recipes/punch.jpg">

<img src="http://www.goldcrownjewelers.com/hook.jpg">

i know... groan BOO!!!!!11
but hey................ flyman started it!!!!!

Fly 01-10-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madp
You ever belt her about the mouth?

Mouth her about the belt?



that'd be a "no"......

and a "yes"........many times:D

splck 01-11-2004 09:35 AM

Nothing like a little pussy eh Flyman?

http://www.cse.cuhk.edu.hk/~edyau/cat.jpg


A bald pussy is even better ...right?

http://www.cyberpet.com/cybercat/bre...kanesphynx.jpg

uncle phil 01-11-2004 11:09 AM

Pandora's Box
Aerosmith

When i'm in heat
Someone gets a notion
I jump to my feet
I hoof it to the ocean
We hit a beach
Where no one gives a hoot
Nobody never ever wears a suit
The ladies there
They look so proud
That's 'cause they know
That they've been so well endowed
Now, i ain't much
For fannie's conversation
Or care to much
About her operation
But every time pandora comes my way
I get high
Can't explain the sensation
To get it on
I gotta watch what i say
Or i'll catch hell
From the women's liberation

Chorus:
Sweet pandora
God-like aura
Smell like a flora
Open up your door-a for me
Sweet pandora
God-like aura
Smell like a flora
Open up your door-a for me
Sweet pandora
Mama crack a smile for me
Just for me, just for me
Just for me, just for me
Just for me, just for me
Just for me

Now i ain't what
You'd call a city slicker
Or claim to fame
To be a slitty licker

But every time pandora comes my way
I get high
Can't explain the sensation
To get it on
I gotta watch what i say
Or i'll catch hell
From the women's liberation

Chorus

GuttersnipeXL 01-11-2004 12:40 PM

Wow Flyman...it's remarkably smooth!

SVT01Cobra 01-11-2004 12:42 PM

How the hell do you shave a pussy that loose??

Homey_V 01-11-2004 03:47 PM

That is by far the best shaved pussy I've ever seen... Simply fantastic...:crazy:

Fly 01-11-2004 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GuttersnipeXL
Wow Flyman...it's remarkably smooth!

.......she knows what she's doin' man.

splck 01-11-2004 09:42 PM

Can't forget about the little man in the boat.
http://www.data-wales.co.uk/corac1.jpg

Or if you prefer... the little woman in the boat
http://www3.sympatico.ca/herbert.mcleod/gem1.jpg

splck 01-11-2004 09:49 PM

hmmm...nothing like seeing some spread eagle.
http://www.americanfamilytraditions....read_eagle.jpg


http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/100_spread_eagle.jpg

splck 01-11-2004 09:53 PM

Some, prefere a nice ass.
http://www.ohr.org.il/judaism/nature/image/donkey.jpg

Fly 01-12-2004 06:30 AM

wow splck.............nice ...uhmmm...compilation there.

had some spare time did you?

Fly 01-27-2004 08:14 AM

..........a spare............just in case her's gets worn out.


nice folds ........eh?


http://www.bellsystemmemorial.com/images/xfmr-box.jpg

~springrain 01-27-2004 08:21 AM

*laughing*... you guys are cracking me up...

this one... um... looks a little worse for the wear... *smirk*

http://www.christymarx.com/images/nefreet_in_box.jpg

Scorps 01-27-2004 12:03 PM

Well I was waiting for something else to pop up.....but wrong forum area for that stuff!


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