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Old 09-16-2008, 09:44 AM   #2481 (permalink)
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/ WTF kind of skewed thought process associates tree hugging underwear with food?
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:24 AM   #2482 (permalink)
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the vision wonder woman has when she eats wonder bread...
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:31 AM   #2483 (permalink)
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...I like to dip wonder bread into yogurt and eat it...though wonder woman would be most tempting if I had the chance...I guess that's why they call her "wonder"
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:54 PM   #2484 (permalink)
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- even better for dipping in yoghurt than wonderbread.
- I'm thinking wonder woman would be better dipped in some warm water with just a little bit of bath salts or rosewater in there before being eaten.
- Spandex wasn't breathable when she came into being, if you catch my drift.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:27 PM   #2485 (permalink)
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I need you as much as I want you.

Wow

(T) ain't working.
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Old 09-16-2008, 06:40 PM   #2486 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 01:51 AM   #2487 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 02:58 AM   #2488 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 06:39 AM   #2489 (permalink)
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...made me do it...the one in the red dress
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:12 AM   #2490 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:08 AM   #2491 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:48 AM   #2492 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:57 AM   #2493 (permalink)
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/ Huh, uh huh. You said "Unit".
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:45 PM   #2494 (permalink)
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inedible...

ain't eatin' no 'ckin' hat...
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:53 PM   #2495 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 01:53 PM   #2496 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:36 PM   #2497 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:56 PM   #2498 (permalink)
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/ There's a scene in Top Secret making a bit of fun of ET. Luminous mammaries indeed.
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Old 09-17-2008, 09:45 PM   #2499 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:41 AM   #2500 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:21 AM   #2501 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:36 AM   #2502 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:27 PM   #2503 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:33 PM   #2504 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:52 PM   #2505 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:27 PM   #2506 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:03 PM   #2507 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2008, 01:53 AM   #2508 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2008, 02:02 AM   #2509 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2008, 02:26 AM   #2510 (permalink)
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victory

winner...
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Old 09-19-2008, 03:58 AM   #2511 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2008, 04:04 AM   #2512 (permalink)
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champ?
this is ABC...next word has to start with an "X..."
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:55 AM   #2513 (permalink)
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...if I had a xylophone hammer I'd bop dlish in the head with it...gently, it's one of those padded, soft hammers.
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:56 AM   #2514 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:32 AM   #2515 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:37 AM   #2516 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:43 AM   #2517 (permalink)
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Tim Allen in Zoom:


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Old 09-19-2008, 08:31 AM   #2518 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2008, 08:57 AM   #2519 (permalink)
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I nominate BadNick as "Commodore of TFP Nonsense"
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:14 AM   #2520 (permalink)
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