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Old 06-04-2009, 05:34 AM   #4481 (permalink)
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(the end)
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Old 06-04-2009, 07:01 AM   #4482 (permalink)
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ahhh, but can double efforts forever give happiness
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Old 06-04-2009, 12:38 PM   #4483 (permalink)
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i just know lucifer meant nothing overt, probably...
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:27 AM   #4484 (permalink)
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quite right, sit tight...unc very witty
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:55 AM   #4485 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:01 AM   #4486 (permalink)
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a beautiful creature, damsel exiting from giant...
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:06 AM   #4487 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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...'s head: I just know loving my 'nother, once perhaps quite ripely, suggested to us very wise xephyrs, yet zodiacal and better considerations determined effective formulations.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:13 AM   #4488 (permalink)
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Good Humor® indeed
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:03 PM   #4489 (permalink)
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jocularity killed les m. nessman...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:49 PM   #4490 (permalink)
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oh poor questioning raconteur

Les: Have you ever wondered why Russian women look like men?
Bailey: I hadn't noticed
Les: I think they kidnap men from all over the world, take them to Moscow and turn them into Russian women.
Bailey : Do you?
Les: That's what I think happened to Jimmy Hoffa. By now he's probably a grandmother in the Ukraine.
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Old 06-06-2009, 02:35 AM   #4491 (permalink)
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Silly tourists under-vacationed with xenocidal young zaftig Amazon beauties.
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Old 06-06-2009, 03:40 AM   #4492 (permalink)
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(zaftig - haven't heard that one in a while - jewels must be back...)

cavorting delightfully...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 06-06-2009, 07:38 AM   #4493 (permalink)
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Engaging fanciful, glorious hallucinations inside joyous kids.
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Old 06-06-2009, 07:48 AM   #4494 (permalink)
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laughed my nuts off pretty quickly; remember, sunshine?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 06-06-2009, 10:08 AM   #4495 (permalink)
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"tourists under-vacationed"? wordsmithy!
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Old 06-06-2009, 11:48 AM   #4496 (permalink)
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xerxes, you zoroastrian...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-06-2009, 12:43 PM   #4497 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-06-2009, 12:49 PM   #4498 (permalink)
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be carefully decisive, eh?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 06-06-2009, 01:28 PM   #4499 (permalink)
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...fluctuating gyrations hemming & hawing indecisively
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Old 06-06-2009, 07:38 PM   #4500 (permalink)
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jump, kick, lick, munch, no other practice quite replaces sex.
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Old 06-07-2009, 12:11 AM   #4501 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNick
jump, kick, lick, munch, no other practice quite replaces sex.
(...wait, you do it when your jumping???
like on a trampoline? while jumping rope?
pogo-sticking? pole-vaulting? jumping out of a plane?
bungee-jumping? playing leap-frog?
.....really?...you ARE bad, nick...count me in! )


Tomfoolery-testosterone...um...vertical whoopee ...xyz (later)


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Old 06-07-2009, 03:14 AM   #4502 (permalink)
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xanthippe, you zealot...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 06-07-2009, 03:49 AM   #4503 (permalink)
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(...phil, "xyz" was for x-amine your zipper but that's okay, i like yours better...very clever)

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Old 06-07-2009, 04:28 AM   #4504 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:09 AM   #4505 (permalink)
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bark

..."aloof" (sound of a dog with allergies barking)
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Old 06-07-2009, 08:20 AM   #4506 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2009, 10:28 AM   #4507 (permalink)
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Denticia
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Old 06-07-2009, 03:50 PM   #4508 (permalink)
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Endodontist
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Old 06-07-2009, 04:09 PM   #4509 (permalink)
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fairy...

(as in tooth...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 06-07-2009, 06:38 PM   #4510 (permalink)
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...floss

(as in fairy floss)
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Old 06-07-2009, 06:45 PM   #4511 (permalink)
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gingivitis

(as in gingivitus goddess)
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:57 PM   #4512 (permalink)
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...oops...i messed up and thought i was in the other non-alphabetized thread (sorry)...fairy floss is cotton candy btw

...hygiene (as in dental hygiene)

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Old 06-08-2009, 02:14 AM   #4513 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2009, 03:23 AM   #4514 (permalink)
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jacaranda...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:51 AM   #4515 (permalink)
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Kennedia

Kennedia is a genus of plants comprising 16 species, all native to Australia. They are evergreen climbing plants with woody stems. They usually have trifoliate leaves and pea-type flowers of various colours from pink to dark red and yellow to black. The genus was named after John Kennedy, a nurseryman from London. The Kennedia flower symbolizes intellectual beauty.
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:56 AM   #4516 (permalink)
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...Leaving Las Vegas

(...an intellectual beauty, Elizabeth Shue, stars in this film (she played a prostitute). She graduated from Harvard with a degree in government)
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Old 06-08-2009, 08:48 AM   #4517 (permalink)
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Minding nothing otherwise.
Please, Quint, rouse suddenly! The universe vibrates without.

(Ah, fuck.)
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:20 PM   #4518 (permalink)
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xavier, your zircon...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:11 PM   #4519 (permalink)
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all but constant double entendre found going here...
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:21 AM   #4520 (permalink)
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I just know ....
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