Yikes!!!

They say we only use 10% of our brains anyway, so might as well use up the unused parts while having some beer fun before we die and rot away as potato fertilizer and then instead of beer they'll make potato vodka out of us.

zut alors!

(three days) already?

balderdash!

cocky-poopy...

dickhead

effluent - mouth...

fuck face

gerbil groin...

hugely hung

inexcusably itsy-bitsy...

jamaican jerk jackrabbit

killer koala...

laughing loofa

mingling musk-oxen...

numb nutted nuthatches

opalescent opaque opuls

pubescent pearls...

quaint quails

restiveness robins

sovereign swans

tough titwillows

undulating uvulas...

Valentine Vulvas

withering willies...

x-rated xylophones

youthful yaks...

zippy zithers

Ariadne...

Bacchus

...no greek B's so I went roman. unc, you are such a trendsetter

coriolanus...

Dea Tacita (The Silent Goddess, what more could you ask for?)

eurydice...

Furies

...is this somebody I know?

The Furies (also known as Erinyes) were cruel earth goddesses who symbolized the divine vengeance. The Furies were created from the blood of the Titan Uranus, when his son Cronus castrated him to take revenge on the loss of his siblings.
According to another legend, the Furies were the daughters of Nyx, who was the symbolization of the night and a daughter of Chaos.

The Furies were dreadful creatures with appalling features. They had a burning breath and poisonous blood was dripping from their eyes. Their heads were wreathed with serpents.

Garrulous guy

Homer's Heroes

Iliads idiots

jason's jubilant argonauts...

Kaikos kosmonauts
The winged son of Boreas (North Wind) and Oreithyia.

As one of the Argonauts, Kalais and his brother, Zetes chased away the Harpies so that the blind prophet, Phineus, could eat once more; while Kalais and Zetes were pursuing the Harpies, the messenger goddess, Iris, intervened at Zeus’ request and forbade the brothers from harming the winged women.

lovely ladies of Lesbos